stewart38
2nd-August-2005, 09:55 AM
where did the jokes thread go ??
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
>>> >rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
>>> >hello to him.
>>> >
>>> >He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
>>> >and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,
>>> >so he asks, "sorry do you know me?"
>>> >
>>> >She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the
>>> >father
>>> >of
>>> >one of my children"
>>> >
>>> >His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
>>> >unfaithful...
>>> >
>>> >"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I
>>> >sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
>>> >mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
>>> >ar*e?!"
>>> >
>>> >"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"
>>> >
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
>>> >rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
>>> >hello to him.
>>> >
>>> >He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
>>> >and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,
>>> >so he asks, "sorry do you know me?"
>>> >
>>> >She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the
>>> >father
>>> >of
>>> >one of my children"
>>> >
>>> >His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
>>> >unfaithful...
>>> >
>>> >"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I
>>> >sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
>>> >mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
>>> >ar*e?!"
>>> >
>>> >"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"
>>> >