Hello Happy_B!

[marty_baby]

Hello Happy_B! :nice:

Welcome to the Forum.... Nice to see you've joined the "grown ups" :wink:

See you at Yate Tonight! :hug:

Martin
:flower:

[Lou]

Hello Happy_B! :nice:

Welcome to the Forum.... Nice to see you've joined the "grown ups" :wink:
:yeah: Hi Bex! :clap:

Are you coming to Yate, then, Marty_babydoll? I shall see you there, finally, with your map! It's a shame you didn't come last week - we had the TV cameras there. I hid and did the door all evening! :D

[marty_baby]

hiya Lou! :hug:

My map???? oh yes please!... I'll need it to find this place in deepest Gloucs on Fri! :whistle:

You going as well? Bobby and Rest of crowd from Cardiff will be there.... not sure about Bristol tho... Have to work on persuading Becky_strawberry_princess.... :na:


Martin
:flower:


PS:
...baby doll?!?!?!? why does no one call me marty_baby_straight_and_definately_available_guy instead!?!?! ...or maybe just "ace".....?!??! :rofl:

[Lou]

...baby doll?!?!?!? why does no one call me marty_baby_straight_and_definately_available_guy instead!?!?! ...or maybe just "ace".....?!??! :rofl:
:rofl: I have no idea, Marty_Babyshambles. :whistle: :hug: :rofl:

Bex..... come to Glos.... :D

[Happy B]

Hey Marty_Baby and Lou

yep, I joined the Scottish forum now, we'll people kept talking about it so i had to see what all the fuss was about.

r u really going to Yate 2nite Marty_Baby? YAY! I havnt danced with you for about a week (haha It seems longer!), I'll have a dance with you Lou aswell.

I cant make it to Glous on Friday. I didnt know it was on until somone on the Bristol Foum said about it, and i'd already made plans. Im going Line Dancing :D , goin back to my roots :D

Ok, see you both 2nite, or on the other forum - which ever comes first

B

:D :D :D

[marty_baby]

Hiya Becky_strawberry_princess,

...um... can you bring along that Mask tonight as well?

...I really had better give it back to Phil at some point, or he may get pee'ed off, and crash land his Balloon on me or something! :rofl:


Martin :flower:

[philsmove]

Welcome to this diverse and wonderful forum :hug:

Were you can

Find out about Content Management Systems :eek:

Realise zero is an integer :confused:

Discover what everyone eats when they get home from dancing :drool:

Be told the correct way to cook a haggis :yum:

And have lots of discussions about shoes :whistle:

[Lou]

And have lots of discussions about shoes :whistle:Phil! I thought I told you not to share those pictures of my shoes! :eek: :wink:

[marty_baby]

Hiya guys! :)

Crumbs this thread is getting complex! :D


Lou_baby,
Nice to see you again last night.
That new place in Yate is cool! A bugger to find the 1st time tho.
Thanks for the map back! (oh... its only been... how many months!!?!?! :whistle: )

didn't know you were into tatoos! :eek:
Sorry I wasn't being a very good follow -out of practice!



"Rebecca"_strawberry_princess_baby,
nice to see you as well! :hug:
... I love that "tug of war - who leads" we have going on! :rofl:

...no Mask tho?!?!? I have a theory as to why you never hand it back.... you like playing cat woman around the house! :na:


Phil_um...._bloke_guy,
...er... your mask is WIP at the mo... winging its way to you... at some point!

...and whats wrong with talking about shoes!?!?!? :whistle:

I bought I very 1st pairs of dance shoes earlier this year....
.... very humourous experience. (With every other forms of footware - eg. Motorbike boots, Running Shoes, Tennis shoes - you get oodles of technical input... with dance shoes tho... nothing!.... except being directed to S&M sites by happy forumites! !?!?!? :rofl: )

[Happy B]

Oi! Marty_Baby, .how posh have you made me sound :blush:

'Rebecca_Strawberry_Princess', crikey people will get the wrong idea about me.

I only get called Rebecca by my mother, or when im in trouble , or when someone wants to wind me up.

Hey you know I only play that tug-of-war-who-leads with you cos you let me :) and you love it. So there :yum:

PS Hows the bump on your head? mine was gone by thismorning :innocent:

U in Kingswood 2nite? Im hoping to get there, send me a txt if you are and i'll bring that mask along.

B

:D :D :D

[philsmove]

...and whats wrong with talking about shoes!?!?!? :whistle:




Nothing :hug:

Nothing at all :flower:

[Rebecca]

I only get called Rebecca by my mother, or when im in trouble , or when someone wants to wind me up.

:( :( :(

I resorted back to Rebecca from a number of abbreviations after a good friend informed me on my wedding day that I shared my new married name with a popular porn star. :eek:

Have always been quite proud of the name, except the time as a child when my friend and I were consulting a naming dictionary about the true meanings of our names: Hers was obviously something along the lines of 'Star shining brightly, dew drops on petals, beautiful, angelic, parents darling girl . . ', mine. . . (and yours I'm afraid to say Happy_B) was. . . Heifer :tears:

[Happy B]

:( :( :(
mine. . . (and yours I'm afraid to say Happy_B) was. . . Heifer :tears:



:rofl:

hahah no way, thats so funny.

:rofl:

... is that for real! What were my parents thinking of?


I cant believe Rebecca, translates to 'young cow' hmmmm nice. :D :D :D

B

:D :D :D

[marty_baby]

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Beck_strawberry_baby,

I like it! :D
....hhhmmm the name has a ring to it: :clap: :clap: :clap:

..."Becky_young_heifer_...Txts_while_in_shower_baby".....

....hhhhm.... bit long though! :hug:



Rebecca_Lincolnshire_baby,
...A porn Star huh? :rofl:

[ElaineB]

:( :( :(

(and yours I'm afraid to say Happy_B) was. . . Heifer :tears:

For heavens sake, don't tell Matt - he will never let her forget it!!!! :D

Elaine


PS - Rebecca was my first choice for my beautiful daughter, now named Joanna!

[Lou]

...Txts_while_in_shower_baby".....


...A porn Star huh? :rofl:


except being directed to S&M sites by happy forumites! !?!?!? :rofl: )

Careful Marty_hunky_macho_baby, with quotes like this, you'll be getting a reputation! :wink:

[ElaineB]

Careful Marty_hunky_macho_baby, with quotes like this, you'll be getting a reputation! :wink:

Ok, Do you want to start it, or shall ????? I know he has a supply of champagne to catch the unwary and likes fast cars, motor bikes and ???

Next sentence, over to you! :D

Elaine

[Lou]

....and likes fast cars, motor bikes and .......living life on the edge. Well, on the edge of Bradley Stoke, at least! So, one bright and cheery morning, as he opened his sleepy little eyes, he awoke with a start to discover....

[ElaineB]

...living life on the edge. Well, on the edge of Bradley Stoke, at least! So, one bright and cheery morning, as he opened his sleepy little eyes, he awoke with a start to discover....

a pair of high heeled shoes, a sock and a mask under his duvet............had he been another victim of the Sadly Broke shoe swapping gang?

Memories drifted in and out of his conciousness........the last thing he remembered was being offered a strawberry sandwich by the Princess of an underground subversive dance organisation, known as Le Soc.............


Elaine

[Lou]

He looked at the shoes. Was it that time of year again? The Elmgrove High School Hop? But no. Whilst the heels were high, they were also silver and sparkly, and far too small to fit his large feet into. He smiled as he remembered the phrase, "Large feet, large ........."

[marty_baby]

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....Enough enough ladies! :rofl:

...golly... have I really been coming across that badly???? :na:

Forgive me - busy working - I've been throwing in the odd post without thought lately, when I see a thread that makes me laugh....

I'll consider a bit more what I post in future... and will tone it all down...... and I'll not talk about heifers anymore ok? :flower:


Truce?
Kiss and make up? :flower:

martin
:hug:

[ElaineB]

He looked at the shoes. Was it that time of year again? The Elmgrove High School Hop? But no. Whilst the heels were high, they were also silver and sparkly, and far too small to fit his large feet into. He smiled as he remembered the phrase, "Large feet, large ........."

feet!!! It a b*gger when you want to follow in someone else's footsteps though, coz you obliterate them!!! :wink:


Elaine

[ElaineB]

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....Enough enough ladies! :rofl:

...golly... have I really been coming across that badly???? :na:

Truce?
Kiss and make up? :flower:

martin
:hug:

Aw, shucks, OK then, but I was having such fun... :flower:


Elaine

[Lou]

Aw, shucks, OK then, but I was having such fun... :flower: Me too! :D Do we really have to stop? :tears:

....feet!!! It a b*gger when you want to follow in someone else's footsteps though, coz you obliterate them!!! :wink: But as Marty_baby had long since forgotten how to follow, this wasn't really an issue. :rolleyes:

His mind wandered back to his encounter with that shady Le Soc organisation. Fragments were coming back to him. He could remember royalty. He'd definitely met several Princes - including one who had been bewitched into a handsome frog. And a Princess! Ah yes! Maybe the shoes would fit her?

[marty_baby]

:blush: hhhuuuuuummppppffffff...!!!!!!!! :blush:

wanna say stuff... but I'm not allowed to...!!!!


WWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! (Best impression of a baby's wail...! :D )



see all you guys at Gloucs tonight.... we can discuss all of this in much more detail then! :na:

[ElaineB]

:blush: hhhuuuuuummppppffffff...!!!!!!!! :blush:

wanna say stuff... but I'm not allowed to...!!!!


WWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! (Best impression of a baby's wail...! :D )



see all you guys at Gloucs tonight.... we can discuss all of this in much more detail then! :na:


Ooooh.is that a promise................... :D :whistle:

Lou, I think we're in trouble!! :D


Elaine

[Lou]

Lou, I think we're in trouble!! :D
Ptooey. It takes more than Marty to scare me! :devil: :whistle:

[philsmove]

.....:D Do we really have to stop?



Nooooo

keep going :rofl:

[Happy B]

But as Marty_baby had long since forgotten how to follow, this wasn't really an issue. :rolleyes:

His mind wandered back to his encounter with that shady Le Soc organisation. Fragments were coming back to him. He could remember royalty. He'd definitely met several Princes - including one who had been bewitched into a handsome frog. And a Princess! Ah yes! Maybe the shoes would fit her?


....then a problem occured to Marty_Baby, how was he going to find the headquarters of this underground community? Le Soc was one of those urban myths that everyone knew about but darent speak of. The words Le Soc often came accompanied with bad luck in competitions, and the lack of ability to dance. As Marty_Baby already suffered from incapability of being able to follow a lead, he was unsure about risking this in an effort to find the owner of the missing shoe.

After much considreation, his conscience got the better of him he HAD to know who the owner of the shoe was, and if she was able to lead him in a dance. The biggest problem was how to find the Le Soc base. There was only one way, it was risky, he knew he had to.................

[Happy B]

..

Beck_strawberry_baby,

I like it! :D
....hhhmmm the name has a ring to it: :clap: :clap: :clap:

..."Becky_young_heifer_...Txts_while_in_shower_baby".....

....hhhhm.... bit long though! :hug:





Oi , i dont text when im IN the shower. I had just got out actually. So there :yum: :na:

B

:D :D :D

[Lou]

he knew he had to.................
...stick the term "Le Soc" into Google, and see what happened. Of course, the first few thousand results were merely links to fetish sites that Marty_baby had already clicked on (in his search for interesting "dancing" footwear, and not for any other reason, oh no ;) ), and to a certain porn star. But finally, on the last page, he found a link to a page that looked promising. He clicked on the link.

It took him to a page that was completely black. But by squinting closely he could just make out an address written in black text on a black background. He grabbed his handy A-Z and Road Atlas and jumped into his car...

[marty_baby]

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....oh man... half of the Bristol girls are ganging up on me here! :rofl:


Help! :na:


PS:
Never realised you ladies are so eloquent!... bit of a nudge... and your imagination has gone riot! :rofl:

[ElaineB]

...stick the term "Le Soc" into Google, and see what happened. Of course, the first few thousand results were merely links to fetish sites that Marty_baby had already clicked on (in his search for interesting "dancing" footwear, and not for any other reason, oh no ;) ), and to a certain porn star. But finally, on the last page, he found a link to a page that looked promising. He clicked on the link.

It took him to a page that was completely black. But by squinting closely he could just make out an address written in black text on a black background. He grabbed his handy A-Z and Road Atlas and jumped into his car...

.........which was originally a VW Beetle, but the Le Soc organisation had got to it overnight.......it and transformed into a 'Puma'..........

He raced up the motorway, his heart pounding......he could have done without the nervous twitch though....

He pulled into an Industrial Estate and suddenly there was a flash of brilliant light.....he looked up to see Mr and Mrs Wiggle looking desperate......they too had been Le Soc'd. Marty felt relieved that he was not the only victim. It appeared that Le Soc were intent on changing not only people's shoe wear, but also forcing leaders to follow! :eek:

They were soon joined by other victims of the Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6. After a glass of lemonade, which between 6 of them was really only a sip......

Elaine :D

[Whitebeard]

.........which was originally a VW Beetle, but the Le Soc organisation had got to it overnight.......it and transformed into a 'Puma'..........

He raced up the motorway, his heart pounding......he could have done without the nervous twitch though....

He pulled into an Industrial Estate and suddenly there was a flash of brilliant light.....he looked up to see Mr and Mrs Wiggle looking desperate......they too had been Le Soc'd. Marty felt relieved that he was not the only victim. It appeared that Le Soc were intent on changing not only people's shoe wear, but also forcing leaders to follow! :eek:

They were soon joined by other victims of the Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6. After a glass of lemonade, which between 6 of them was really only a sip......

Elaine :D
And there was much hopeless knashing of the teeth, and bowing of the head of a Friday night in the bailwick of Gloster, as the invading infidels of Le Soc flaunted their tatoowy woad and superior style, wreaking havoc in the Hall of Walls. One of the c*****y six, the very last, a veteran in all but dance, drowned in the sip. He thought it was water, but who's to say or gainsay. In any event he failed the test of the moment. He flinched and floundered as his lead was hijacked, and he was backlead with a shameless zeal to which he had no answer.

All of which just goes to show that ..... I'm a weakneyed crap c*****y dancer.

[anitaL]

Well, I'm shocked Marty--didnt realise you were so kinky!! :wink:

[JUSTINE]

hi lou are you still going on about shoes im still after the ones you,ve got :whistle: are you fed up with them yet???

justine xx

[Lou]

But the man with the white beard was secretly the Guardian to the Hallowed Corner of the Hall of Walls. And as he danced with the elegant willowy blonde Queen (despite her shameless attempts to backlead, sabotage, and wiggle dangerously), he managed to inform her that, in the hall that night, there were a number of potential initiates for the Le Soc Order.

"And are they Forumites?", asked the Queen, regally.

"Oh, yes, Madam", replied the Guardian.

"Very well, Guardian of the White Beard", said the Queen. "Prepare them for the test of their worthiness!"

[marty_baby]

...um... geting confused now! :rolleyes:


Fab 6:
....Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6.....

are we missing someone?
or is it a mysterious person we never mention by name???

So far i have:
Elaine_regal_ringleader_baby
Lou_drives_a_cute_buggy_baby
becky_strawberry_princess << NB: Not allow to refer to as a little_cute_heifer_baby!!!

phil_flys_a_balloon_bloke_baby
marty_baby

[Lou]

Fab 6:
....Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6.....
Ahhhh, but, Marty - if you read carefully, the six are VICTIMS of Le Soc! :nice: (Although, they may not all be what they seem.... :eek: :wink: )

[ElaineB]

But the man with the white beard was secretly the Guardian to the Hallowed Corner of the Hall of Walls. And as he danced with the elegant willowy blonde Queen (despite her shameless attempts to backlead, sabotage, and wiggle dangerously), he managed to inform her that, in the hall that night, there were a number of potential initiates for the Le Soc Order.

"And are they Forumites?", asked the Queen, regally.

"Oh, yes, Madam", replied the Guardian.

"Very well, Guardian of the White Beard", said the Queen. "Prepare them for the test of their worthiness!"

Whilst checking that her stick-on tatoo was still in place and reapplying her dark, dark lipstick, the vampish Elle Presidente Lou devised a cunning plan. She addressed the growing number of confused Le Soc victims:

'My friends, we have the evidence' - she waved a hand regally at Marty Baby and indicated that he should follow her outside. He grabbed the now many pairs of high heels, socks and masks and followed her..........many onlookers gathered, some from as far afield as Cardiff.......they did not know the significance of what was to happen next.

El Presidente whispered something to Whitebeard, who sprang into action..........cement was slowly being poured into a large cavern............

Elaine

[philsmove]

El Presidente whispered something to Whitebeard, who sprang into action..........cement was slowly being poured into a large cavern............

Elaine


When two men on horseback, arrive at the dance. The two men are similar in appearance except for one has a grey beard and the other has a white beard. Their beards stretch down to their shoes. The man with the grey beard is wearing a mask, probably to disguise his blushes. His friend, the man with the white beard, is wearing no mask or hat and has a full head of flowing black hair. Both men are quite young but never reveal their age to anyone, which is an act of vanity as these men pride themselves on being the opposite. They are good looking and intelligent men who think they know much more about women then they actually do.

[Whitebeard]

Whilst checking that her stick-on tatoo was still in place and reapplying her dark, dark lipstick, the vampish Elle Presidente Lou devised a cunning plan. She addressed the growing number of confused Le Soc victims:

'My friends, we have the evidence' - she waved a hand regally at Marty Baby and indicated that he should follow her outside. He grabbed the now many pairs of high heels, socks and masks and followed her..........many onlookers gathered, some from as far afield as Cardiff.......they did not know the significance of what was to happen next.

El Presidente whispered something to Whitebeard, who sprang into action..........cement was slowly being poured into a large cavern............

Elaine
But his spring was geriatric and far too late. He and some others were encircled by a menacing crowd of Le Socs. They, were no longer victims and had, by dint of divers devious Devices (known by Roc Er's as Moves), asserted ascendancy despite their fewer number.

Their sultry Queen announced, "You have been assessed and found wanting. Guilty of both wanting and actually performing the Dreaded Bounce. To ensure you never do this again you will each be suspended over the pool of cement and dipped to your knees, raised, and left to dry out. Whereupon you shall have permanent concrete wellies and be quite unable to bounce.", and finished her say with a dazzling smile and a shimmy of wiggles.

The awfulness of the prospect outlined caused shrieks of fear, "No!, no!, no!!!. We don't bounce. We never bounce. What is bouncing?." And so on. It was pittiable to behold.

And none was more vehement in those denials than Whitebeard. "Ok, ok, I may flail around a bit and do that rise and fall thing - up onto those piggie pinkies and down again - but surely no one sees that as bouncing?"

Then he became aware of a Ho....t , ahem, a skilled and experienced dancer, gliding smoothly in the direction of the action. A long slide ended in a small but telling flourish. How on earth did he do that on tarmacadam? He wore a mask.

A dreadful premonition struck Whitebeard. Had he not earlier danced with a lady from Honda town? Had others also come up from the wilting shire? Pray be that this should not be the iceman himself!

Just another prayer ignored. The one with the mask must indeed be Mr Cool. "All of you," he intoned "wear dance sneakers and by definition must be Bouncers. Off with your heads. No, sorry, been reading too much. On with the concrete wellies."

"Well," the even sultrier Queen murmurred to Whitebeard, "you haven't got an answer to that, have you old boy? Once you've been dipped it's wiggle or nothing?" Whitebeard leaned forward and cupped his ear, "It's no use murmurring wiggly one, shout it, loud and clear!". Which she did.

At which, Whitebeard blanched as he had never blanched before. "Lou, please Lou, you got me into this, please do something ..... ".

[Lou]

At which, Whitebeard blanched as he had never blanched before. "Lou, please Lou, you got me into this, please do something ..... ".
But Lou didn't hear him, as she'd been totally distracted by the two handsome men on horseback. They introduced themselves as messengers. The first announced that he had ridden from Honda Town to tell her that her place of work was to be destroyed in order to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Strangely, this news didn't phase her. However she was somewhat disturbed to discover that part of the plan was that she needed to relocate to the mythical burrough of Sulliedhell.

Whilst she was still pondering this strange turn of events, the other rider announced that he had been sent from The DeathStar™, and that his leader was about to declare war upon the infidals of Le Soc, as he'd heard Mr Cool's comments about Bouncers and it had sent him into a great temper. He wanted revenge. And, after all, wasn't the great Hall of Walls still part of the Evil Empire?