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Purple Sparkler
8th-July-2005, 03:28 PM
Sandman fans may be familiar with this one. I figure if you lot can get the hang of Boardo, you can have a lot of fun with it:

Here's how the game works:
1)The first player posts an image and states that he is that image (for example, he posts a fire and says "I am fire, warming, life-preserving")

2) The next player posts an image that trumps this in some way. This can either be comedic or serious. They must accompany it with text that explains why the image is trumped. For example "I am a bucket of water and I put the fire out" or "I am central heating, a more efficient way to warm your house". The image MUST be there, This can't just be text.

3) The next player tries to trump THIS image. And so on.

4) There is no order of play, you just jump in when you want to. The only rule is that you can't trump yourself.

And the first person to make a joke about trumping gets a slap. I shall start us off:

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/ian-mckellen/ian-mckallen.jpg

I am Ian McKellen, and I kick ass in every film I'm in. I have appeared on Saturday Night Live as Dame Maggie Smith talking about Sir Ian McKellen, in which sketch I used the line "Somebody really ought to toss that old queen a bone". I'm awesome.

Dizzy
8th-July-2005, 04:05 PM
Ok, I know that PS knows the reply to this post but I thought that I would give the first post as an example as to where this game goes!!

http://www.lord-of-the-rings.org/books/Saruman.jpg


I am Saruman and I kick your ass in Lord of the Rings!!

LMC
8th-July-2005, 08:54 PM
In theory, I could post Ian McKellen again, as Gandalf took over from Saruman as "the White". But that wouldn't really be in the spirit of the game, now would it?

So, how about Treebeard..

I kicked Saruman's arse, plus I'm cuter.

Minnie M
8th-July-2005, 09:03 PM
I'm Minnie Mouse and I kick ass to anyone who crosses my Micky, like Donald, Goofy etc

filthycute
8th-July-2005, 11:33 PM
So, how about Treebeard..

I kicked Saruman's arse, plus I'm cuter.

My name is David Bolstad and i am 6 times Champion of the springboard chop and also set a world record. I'm the best lumberjack in the world and i'm here to take you down!!!!! :clap:

fc x

DangerousCurves
9th-July-2005, 02:53 AM
I am Monty Python's Flying Circus, and with my lumberjack song I pour ridicule upon tree-choppers everywhere...

Lou
9th-July-2005, 08:32 AM
I am Monty Python's Flying Circus, and with my lumberjack song I pour ridicule upon tree-choppers everywhere...
Easy! Hello, I am an amoeba, and even though I am a single-celled organism, and probably the least sophisticated form of life on this planet, I am far more amusing than any Monty Python sketch.
http://www.planet-pets.com/amoeba1.jpg

filthycute
9th-July-2005, 11:12 AM
I am Monty Python's Flying Circus, and with my lumberjack song I pour ridicule upon tree-choppers everywhere...

I am the Phantom of the Opera, i am one of the greatest musical ever written, and as you can see i've also won a prestigious award. I guess that would mean my songs far exceed anything Monty Python ould ever write.

LMC
9th-July-2005, 11:25 AM
I am the Phantom of the Opera

Not any more, because I am the Ghostbusters which makes you HISTORY

Jive Brummie
9th-July-2005, 12:47 PM
Not any more, because I am the Ghostbusters which makes you HISTORY

I'm a page from The Doomsday book, which makes me history. In your face Ghostbusters...

Aleks
9th-July-2005, 01:58 PM
I am a galaxy, I'm so old that the doomsday book was written less than a second ago.

Rhythm King
9th-July-2005, 03:34 PM
I am a galaxy, I'm so old that the doomsday book was written less than a second ago.

I'm Captain James T Kirk, of the USS Enterprise, and the galaxy is my playground

El Salsero Gringo
9th-July-2005, 03:44 PM
I'm Captain James T Kirk, of the USS Enterprise, and the galaxy is my playgroundI am a Tribble, and I cause you a lot of trouble!

filthycute
9th-July-2005, 05:02 PM
I am a Tribble, and I cause you a lot of trouble!

I am McCoy and i have gone into secret business.........making fur coats out of TRIBBLES! :eek:

Aleks
9th-July-2005, 05:21 PM
I am Cruella De Ville, and I laugh at your enterprise......I have many fur coats, each from a different animal.

Can I order one made of Tribble please?

Minnie M
9th-July-2005, 05:36 PM
I'm Joe Gocher, Minnie M's grandson - I'll sort those tribbles out, no prob

filthycute
9th-July-2005, 05:43 PM
I am Cruella De Ville, and I laugh at your enterprise......I have many fur coats, each from a different animal.

Can I order one made of Tribble please?

I am Lucky....REAL Lucky....and you can't catch me...na na :na: I am too slippery for your evil clutches!

Purple Sparkler
9th-July-2005, 05:46 PM
http://www.digitalmediafx.com/Interviews/SteveSobisky/Shrek05.jpg

I am Donkey, and I trump Lucky because I'm just so much funnier than he is! I like to make waffles.

Jive Brummie
9th-July-2005, 07:40 PM
http://www.digitalmediafx.com/Interviews/SteveSobisky/Shrek05.jpg

I am Donkey, and I trump Lucky because I'm just so much funnier than he is! I like to make waffles.

I am a collection of small stones, and am the most common cause of hoof abscesses and lameness in donkeys. I penetrate the weakest part of the foot, the junction between the wall and the sole (the 'white line'). Bacteria and other micro organisms are also introduced. This builds up an amount of pus which needs to be released, causing the donkey to prefer to lie down or walk slowly, trying to bear the least possible weight on the affected foot....

So your waffles will just have to wait.... :rofl:

Feelingpink
9th-July-2005, 08:06 PM
I am a collection of small stones, and am the most common cause of hoof abscesses and lameness in donkeys. I penetrate the weakest part of the foot, the junction between the wall and the sole (the 'white line'). Bacteria and other micro organisms are also introduced. This builds up an amount of pus which needs to be released, causing the donkey to prefer to lie down or walk slowly, trying to bear the least possible weight on the affected foot....

So your waffles will just have to wait.... :rofl:
I am water, and over time, I can wear you all away to a small pile of insignificant sediment.

El Salsero Gringo
9th-July-2005, 08:15 PM
I am water, and over time, I can wear you all away to a small pile of insignificant sediment.I am the mighty sun which gives energy to everything on earth. And I boil you away to wispy vapour and clouds.

Jive Brummie
9th-July-2005, 08:38 PM
I am the mighty sun which gives energy to everything on earth. And I boil you away to wispy vapour and clouds.


PAH! I am a solar eclipse and I laugh in the face of your 'so-called-mightiness'!!!

Feelingpink
9th-July-2005, 08:47 PM
PAH! I am a solar eclipse and I laugh in the face of your 'so-called-mightiness'!!!

And in the darkness that you cause, I am phosphorescence that fills oceans with its glow. I cannot be extinguished.

Baruch
9th-July-2005, 10:54 PM
And in the darkness that you cause, I am phosphorescence that fills oceans with its glow. I cannot be extinguished.

I am a graphics program. I erase your phosphorescence with ease, and re-create any picture to my user's preference.

El Salsero Gringo
10th-July-2005, 01:01 AM
I am a graphics program. I erase your phosphorescence with ease, and re-create any picture to my user's preference.I am Microsoft Windows. I am able to destroy your ability to run without crashing, prevent you from performing any task in a sensible amount of time, and wreck your users experience of you - not to mention corrupt your data, curdle the milk in the fridge, empty your bank account and cause your wife to run off with the milkman.

ChrisA
10th-July-2005, 01:15 AM
I am Microsoft Windows
I'm a mains plug.

Pull me out, and the silence that ensues stops the worst excesses of any operating system.

Baruch
10th-July-2005, 01:32 AM
I'm a mains plug.

Pull me out, and the silence that ensues stops the worst excesses of any operating system.
I am a laptop battery. I make sure Windows can run even when the plug is pulled out.

Feelingpink
10th-July-2005, 10:58 AM
I am a laptop battery. I make sure Windows can run even when the plug is pulled out.I am a sledgehammer, smashing you into small, inoperable pieces so that you will never power anything again. There are a couple of extra hits in there for wiping out my phosphorescence as well.

Baruch
10th-July-2005, 11:56 AM
I am a sledgehammer, smashing you into small, inoperable pieces so that you will never power anything again. There are a couple of extra hits in there for wiping out my phosphorescence as well.
I am a termite. I eat the handle of the sledgehammer, making it impossible to swing.

El Salsero Gringo
10th-July-2005, 12:01 PM
I am a termite. I eat the handle of the sledgehammer, making it impossible to swing.I am Myrmecophaga Tridactyla, the Giant Anteater, and I gobble you up for breakfast, slurp you for lunch and crunch you for dinner. You taste of peanuts and are my favourite food!

Feelingpink
10th-July-2005, 12:16 PM
I am Myrmecophaga Tridactyla, the Giant Anteater, and I gobble you up for breakfast, slurp you for lunch and crunch you for dinner. You taste of peanuts and are my favourite food!

I am super glue. I stop you from gobbling, slurping or crunching and I don't taste of peanuts. I also stop termites.

filthycute
10th-July-2005, 07:00 PM
I am super glue. I stop you from gobbling, slurping or crunching and I don't taste of peanuts. I also stop termites.

I am Acetone and i can dissolve superglue.

Little Monkey
10th-July-2005, 10:11 PM
I am Acetone and i can dissolve superglue.

I am sodium amalgam, and I turn you into isopropyl alcohol, which is commonly used in alcohol-based sterilizing swabs used to clean skin before injections. Hence, I'm a wee life saver! Hah!

LMC
10th-July-2005, 10:57 PM
Hence, I'm a wee life saver! Hah!

I am also a life-saver, but taste MUCH nicer - and freshen breath too.

Baruch
11th-July-2005, 12:53 AM
I am also a life-saver, but taste MUCH nicer - and freshen breath too.
Ha! I am garlic. I have much more of an effect on breath than you, and I also keep scary vampires away.

Purple Sparkler
11th-July-2005, 11:03 AM
http://unitproj.library.ucla.edu/biomed/spice/thumbs/CARDAMOM.jpg

I am a cardamom pod and chewing me eliminates the nasty garlic smell!

Aleks
11th-July-2005, 05:41 PM
I am bicarbonate of soda. Deodorising is just one of the things I can do - see list below.

Clean a microwave oven
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, scrub, and rinse.

Remove tarnish from silver
Mix a thick paste of Bicarbonate of Soda with water; apply the silver with a damp sponge, rub, rinse, and buff dry.

Clean a stainless steel sink
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, scrub the sink, and rinse clean.

Boost the strength of liquid laundry detergent
Add one-half cup Bicarbonate of Soda with the usual amount of detergent in your regular wash cycle.

Clean a fibreglass bathtub or shower.
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, scrub, and rinse clean.

Clean bathroom tile
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, scrub, and rinse clean.
Maintain your septic tank

Flush one cup Bicarbonate of Soda down the toilet once a week. Bicarbonate of Soda helps maintain proper pH and alkalinity, controlling sulphide odours.

Deodorize cloth diapers
Mix one-half cup Bicarbonate of Soda in two quarts of water, and soak diapers in the solution.

Clean a refrigerator
Sprinkle on Bicarbonate of Soda a damp sponge, scrub, and rinse clean.

Deodorize a dishwasher
Sprinkle one-half cup Bicarbonate of Soda on the bottom of the dishwasher between loads.

Boost the strength of dishwashing liquid
Add two full tablespoons Bicarbonate of Soda to the usual amount of detergent you use.

Remove burnt-on food from cookware
Dampen area, sprinkle with Bicarbonate of Soda let soak overnight, then scrub with a sponge, rinse, and dry.

Clean and deodorize a cutting board
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, rub the cutting board, and rinse clean.

Deodorize food containers
Mix one-quarter cup Bicarbonate of Soda with one quart water, swish food containers in solution, soak overnight, and then rinse clean.

Clean coffee and teapots
Wash in a solution of one-quarter cup Bicarbonate of Soda and one-quart warm water, then rinse clean.

Deodorize kitchen garbage
Sprinkle a handful of Bicarbonate of Soda in the garbage pail each time you add garbage.

Deodorize carpet
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda lightly over the dry carpet, let sit for fifteen minutes, then vacuum up.

Deodorize a cat litter box
Cover the bottom of the litter box with one-quarter inch Bicarbonate of Soda then add the litter.

Soothe poison ivy rash or insect bites
Make a paste of Bicarbonate of Soda and water, and apply to the affected area.

Soothe sunburn, windburn, and prickly heat
Dissolve one-half cup Bicarbonate of Soda in a tepid bath. Soak in the bath for fifteen minutes.

Brush your teeth
Plain baking soda is a gentle abrasive that cleans like the strongest toothpaste. Apply Bicarbonate of Soda to a damp toothbrush, brush as usual, and rinse.

Mouthwash
Add one teaspoon Bicarbonate of Soda to one-half glass warm water, and swish through teeth for a refreshing mouthwash.

Neutralize vomit odour
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda generously to cover the stained area, let sit for an hour, then vacuum up.

Soothe tired feet
Add three tablespoons Bicarbonate of Soda to a basin of warm water and soak feet in the solution.


Use as a deodorant
Dust Bicarbonate of Soda under arms.

Clean dirt, grime, and scuffmarks from doors, stoves, laminated tabletops, linoleum floors, and tile.Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, wipe clean, and dry.

Remove coffee or tea stains from china
Dip a damp cloth in Bicarbonate of Soda gently rub the china, and rinse clean.

Minimize the smell of dirty laundry
Sprinkle some Bicarbonate of Soda into your hamper or laundry bag.

Deodorize a closet
Place an open box of Bicarbonate of Soda on a shelf.

Deodorize garment storage bags
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda into the bottom of the bag.

Deodorize shoes or training shoes
In the evening, sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda inside shoes to eliminate odours. Shake out in the morning.

Remove crayon marks from walls or wallpaper
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, scrub gently to avoid mussing the paint or wallpaper, then wipeclean.

Clean dirt and grime from hands
Sprinkle on Bicarbonate of Soda to wet hands with liquid soap, rub vigorously, rinse, and dry.

Remove conditioner and styling gel build-up from hair
Wash hair once a week with a tablespoon of Bicarbonate of Soda mixed with your regular shampoo; rinse thoroughly, then condition and style as usual.

Refresh stuffed animals
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on the stuffed animal, let sit for fifteen minutes, then brush off.

Clean high chairs, car seats, strollers, and plastic mattress protectors
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, wipe clean, and dry.

Clean baby bottles, nipples, and bottle brushes
Soak in a solution of warmwater and Bicarbonate of Soda , then sterilize before use.

Whiten socks and dirty clothes
Add one-half cup Bicarbonate of Soda to regular liquid laundry detergent.

Clean chrome bumpers and hubcaps
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, rub surface, and wipe clean with a dry cloth.

Remove dead insects from a car or truck windshield
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on a damp sponge, clean glass, and wipe clean with a dry cloth.

Deodorize carpeting in a car
Sprinkle Bicarbonate of Soda on the carpet,let sit for fifteen minutes, then vacuum up.

De-grease and clean barbecue grills
Make a paste by mixing equal parts Bicarbonate of Soda and water, apply with a wire brush, wipe clean, and dry with a cloth.

Lory
11th-July-2005, 05:54 PM
I am plain H2o! Without me, most of your powers would remain dormant!

Plus, no life form can survive without me!

Baruch
11th-July-2005, 10:58 PM
I am plain H2o! Without me, most of your powers would remain dormant!

Plus, no life form can survive without me!
I am oxygen. Without me you'd just be an aimlessly drifting cloud of hydrogen gas.

Minnie M
11th-July-2005, 11:24 PM
I am the Sun - you wouldn't be here without me

Baruch
12th-July-2005, 01:41 AM
I am the Sun - you wouldn't be here without me
I am The Times, a much better newspaper than the Sun.

DangerousCurves
12th-July-2005, 02:37 AM
I am The Times, a much better newspaper than the Sun.


I am fish and chips - and reduce ANY newspaper to mere wrapping!!

filthycute
12th-July-2005, 10:23 AM
I am fish and chips - and reduce ANY newspaper to mere wrapping!!

I am a nice healthy salad. Not only will i not kill you by blocking up all your arteries with fatty deposits, i will also help to keep you nice and trim.

Baruch
12th-July-2005, 07:23 PM
I am a nice healthy salad. Not only will i not kill you by blocking up all your arteries with fatty deposits, i will also help to keep you nice and trim.
I am a rabbit. I LOVE eating salad (as well as wrecking crops, killing trees, undermining fences, leaving big holes all over the countryside and generally being a pest).

DangerousCurves
12th-July-2005, 10:34 PM
I am a rabbit. I LOVE eating salad

I am a fox. I love eating rabbits.... not so fussy about the side salad though!

El Salsero Gringo
13th-July-2005, 12:13 AM
I am the rabies virus, of the genus Lyssavirus. I cause a debilitating disease whose symptoms include cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behaviour, hallucinations, progressing to delirium. Death almost invariably results 2-10 days after the first symptoms. I am a scourge of wild mammals, including foxes.

Baruch
13th-July-2005, 01:33 AM
I am the rabies virus, of the genus Lyssavirus. I cause a debilitating disease whose symptoms include cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behaviour, hallucinations, progressing to delirium. Death almost invariably results 2-10 days after the first symptoms. I am a scourge of wild mammals, including foxes.
We are babies. We sound like rabies, but we're much cuter.

filthycute
13th-July-2005, 10:41 AM
We are babies. We sound like rabies, but we're much cuter.

I am the child catcher......need i say more? :devil:

Purple Sparkler
13th-July-2005, 11:16 AM
http://unsinkablecork.com/chitty/images/childcatcher_toymaker.jpg
I am the Child Catcher as played in the FILM of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Robert Helpmann- I am much scarier than the silly old stage Child Catcher (who has been played by people as frightening as, oooh, Stephen Gately) and I can still give grown-ups who watched the film as kids the creeping heebie jeebies.

filthycute
13th-July-2005, 11:52 AM
http://unsinkablecork.com/chitty/images/childcatcher_toymaker.jpg
I am the Child Catcher as played in the FILM of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Robert Helpmann- I am much scarier than the silly old stage Child Catcher (who has been played by people as frightening as, oooh, Stephen Gately) and I can still give grown-ups who watched the film as kids the creeping heebie jeebies.

I am the fashion police. It's against the law to be wearing that much black at this time of year. Didn't you know that white is the new black???

Plus it makes your nose look big :na:

Lou
13th-July-2005, 12:06 PM
I am the fashion police.
I am Coco Chanel's Little Black Dress.

Since Coco Chanel introduced it in 1926, the little black dress has become the epitome of timeless fashion. It is the answer to every "What should I wear to..." question from cocktail parties to casinos to class reunions.

A fashion anomaly, the concept of the little black dress never changes, much unlike the trend-crazed industry monitored by the fashion police.

It remains the height of chicness.

http://transcriptions.english.ucsb.edu/archive/topics/infoart/chanel/little-black-dress.gif

Dizzy
13th-July-2005, 12:15 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1910000/images/_1911350_liz1503.jpg


I am Versace and have the been THE designer to wear since Liz Hurley wore THE dress.

I have taken the little black dress to a new level.

Purple Sparkler
13th-July-2005, 02:21 PM
http://www.vogue.de/imperia/dw/axium/images/1/41/42/2780/MDimage_0_0.jpg

I am a Matthew Williamson dress. Sod Versace and little black dresses, I and my fellow designs have made colourful clothing the thing to wear! And look how floaty I am...

KatieR
13th-July-2005, 02:27 PM
I am Sienna Miller and I can wear a Matthew Williamson dress like it was a garbage bag and still look darn good.

Baruch
13th-July-2005, 05:29 PM
I am Sienna Miller and I can wear a Matthew Williamson dress like it was a garbage bag and still look darn good.
I am Kurt Cobain. I can also wear a dress and make it look ... well, a bit daft, frankly, but I'm a rock star so I can get away with anything.

Aleks
13th-July-2005, 05:49 PM
I am Alice Cooper. I'm getting on in years and have never been one of the 'beautiful people' in life but hey, I'm still alive!

Baruch
13th-July-2005, 09:36 PM
I am Alice Cooper. I'm getting on in years and have never been one of the 'beautiful people' in life but hey, I'm still alive!
I am Emiliano Mercado Del Toro. I'm getting on in years too. In fact, I was born on 21st August, 1891, which makes me the oldest living man in the world whose age can be fully authenticated.

filthycute
13th-July-2005, 09:52 PM
I am Emiliano Mercado Del Toro. I'm getting on in years too. In fact, I was born on 21st August, 1891, which makes me the oldest living man in the world whose age can be fully authenticated.

I am the Grim Reaper and you've dodged me for far too long now......watch your back!

Minnie M
13th-July-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm Frankie Manning at 91years old I am still teaching and dancing - see me this year at the Swing Jam in August (Brunnel University Nr. Windsor)

Purple Sparkler
14th-July-2005, 10:22 AM
http://www.sanprota.com/images/products/masau-jam.jpg

I am a jar of jam. I have less dancing in me than a Swing Jam, but am much nicer on toast.

filthycute
14th-July-2005, 02:46 PM
I am a jar of jam. I have less dancing in me than a Swing Jam, but am much nicer on toast.

I am a slab of cheddar cheese, i am much nicer on toast,,......especially when i'm melted :drool:

KatieR
14th-July-2005, 03:33 PM
I am a slab of cheddar cheese, i am much nicer on toast,,......especially when i'm melted :drool:

I am a microwave oven and I can melt you into oblivion in less than a minute.

qjohn
14th-July-2005, 03:51 PM
I am a microwave oven and I can melt you into oblivion in less than a minute.
I am a Mexican wave and I am much bigger than a micro wave.

Aleks
14th-July-2005, 04:00 PM
I am a chilli. I have an effect far hotter than a micro- or mexican-wave.

qjohn
14th-July-2005, 04:11 PM
I am a chilli. I have an effect far hotter than a micro- or mexican-wave.
I am liquid nitrogen and I can make a chilli very chilly.

Aleks
14th-July-2005, 04:24 PM
I am a glacier. More info can be found about me here (http://nsidc.org/glaciers/quickfacts.html). It's been cold where I am for millions of years.

Minnie M
14th-July-2005, 04:25 PM
I am liquid nitrogen and I can make a chilli very chilly.
I'm back again cors I'm coooooool :waycool: ........... way cooooooool :cool:

PJH
14th-July-2005, 04:39 PM
I beat small children with a cane for breakfast :devil:

Baruch
14th-July-2005, 06:17 PM
I beat small children with a cane for breakfast :devil:
I'm Delia Smith and I also beat things (eggs, in my case).

PJH
14th-July-2005, 06:51 PM
I'm Delia Smith and I also beat things (eggs, in my case).
It makes a change from boiling it, I like using wine
Pukka

El Salsero Gringo
14th-July-2005, 06:55 PM
It makes a change from boiling it, I like using wine
PukkaI'm Ainsley Harriot, and I can cook you into a cocked hat, any day!

Baruch
15th-July-2005, 12:29 AM
I'm Ainsley Harriot, and I can cook you into a cocked hat, any day!
I am a cocked hat, and everyone knows you can't use me as a cooking vessel! I'm good for sitting on heads, though.

ChrisA
15th-July-2005, 09:16 AM
I am a cocked hat, and everyone knows you can't use me as a cooking vessel! I'm good for sitting on heads, though.
I'm Pamela Anderson, and (allegedly) I'm much better at sitting on heads...

qjohn
15th-July-2005, 09:56 AM
I'm Pamela Anderson, and (allegedly) I'm much better at sitting on heads...
I'm a Gerry Anderson puppet, I have more class and less plastic than you.

Baruch
15th-July-2005, 04:40 PM
I'm a Gerry Anderson puppet, I have more class and less plastic than you.
I am Teacher Barbie. I have more "class" AND more plastic than either of you!

Dizzy
19th-July-2005, 02:34 PM
I am Platinium Credit Card......My plastic is better quality and am so much more classy - plus you can use me to buy ceroc clothes!! :clap:

https://www66.americanexpress.com/ccsg/apply/apply_new/images/IAQN11_NFY_hdr_plat.gif

PJH
20th-July-2005, 12:40 AM
1,2,3,...Sissors cuts plastic.

Baruch
20th-July-2005, 01:11 AM
1,2,3,...Sissors cuts plastic.
Ah, but I am a volcano and I can melt scissors in seconds.

qjohn
20th-July-2005, 10:01 AM
Ah, but I am a volcano and I can melt scissors in seconds. I am Plasma and compared to me you can't even melt chocolate.

Baruch
21st-July-2005, 01:23 AM
I am Plasma and compared to me you can't even melt chocolate.
I'm a plasma ball and I keep plasma nicely contained.

Purple Sparkler
21st-July-2005, 03:54 PM
http://montypythondirect.com/MPYTHON/assets/product_images/large/ADPYA012.gif

I am a Monty Python Cow Catapult. Like the plasma ball I am an executive toy, but I'm more fun.

qjohn
21st-July-2005, 04:58 PM
I am a Monty Python Cow Catapult. Like the plasma ball I am an executive toy, but I'm more fun.
http://www.sci.fi/~jpoyry/huijarit/spam.jpg
I am the most famous Monty Python related product of all time - SPAM

Baruch
21st-July-2005, 06:29 PM
http://www.sci.fi/~jpoyry/huijarit/spam.jpg
I am the most famous Monty Python related product of all time - SPAM
I am a python, and Spam doesn't bother me because I don't have an email account.

Little Monkey
23rd-July-2005, 06:01 PM
I am a python, and Spam doesn't bother me because I don't have an email account.

I'm a mongoose, and I'll eat you for breakfast!

Baruch
24th-July-2005, 02:02 AM
I'm a mongoose, and I'll eat you for breakfast!
I'm an African Hawk Eagle, and I'll eat YOU for breakfast.

Purple Sparkler
27th-July-2005, 02:34 PM
http://yacht.zamok.net/DV/Potter/hedwig.jpg

I'm a snowy owl. I am a bird of prey like you, but much prettier AND I'm in all the Harry Potter films!

David Franklin
27th-July-2005, 02:43 PM
http://www.dfw.state.or.us/springfield/newt.jpg
I am a newt, and as any Harry Potter fan knows, NEWTs are harder than OWLs...

Little Monkey
27th-July-2005, 06:00 PM
http://www.dfw.state.or.us/springfield/newt.jpg
I am a newt, and as any Harry Potter fan knows, NEWTs are harder than OWLs...

I am Professor Dumbledore, and I'm telling you that you've just failed all your NEWTs! :D

filthycute
27th-July-2005, 07:14 PM
My name is Hans Langseth. I have the longest ever beard recorded in history......ever! At 5.33 metres it's a tad more impressyor than your little whiskers

Little Monkey
27th-July-2005, 08:06 PM
My name is Hans Langseth. I have the longest ever beard recorded in history......ever! At 5.33 metres it's a tad more impressyor than your little whiskers

Hah! I see your beard and laugh, 'cus I'm an electric beard trimmer, and will reduce you to stubbles in minutes!

Lou
27th-July-2005, 10:02 PM
Hah! I see your beard and laugh, 'cus I'm an electric beard trimmer, and will reduce you to stubbles in minutes!
Ptoooey! I am Veet hair removal cream, and I don't even leave stubble!

http://www.veet.co.uk/images/2_CREAMS_3MINUTE.jpg

Little Monkey
27th-July-2005, 11:31 PM
Ptoooey! I am Veet hair removal cream, and I don't even leave stubble!


HAH! I'm a testosterone injection, and I'll make you sprout hair like a gorilla!

Baruch
28th-July-2005, 12:25 AM
HAH! I'm a testosterone injection, and I'll make you sprout hair like a gorilla!
I'm a hare, and I have no intention of doing gorilla impressions, thank you!

Lou
28th-July-2005, 07:06 AM
I'm a hare, and I have no intention of doing gorilla impressions, thank you!
Meh. I'm a tortoise, and I can beat you in a race, any day.

http://www.eco-usa.net/fauna/tortoise.jpg

qjohn
28th-July-2005, 09:23 AM
Meh. I'm a tortoise, and I can beat you in a race, any day.
http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/cartoons/cartoons_ToucheTurtle.gif I'm Touche Turtle, I always win my races and I am also excellent at fencing - Unguard!

Purple Sparkler
28th-July-2005, 10:27 AM
http://www.sausagenet.com/prog/dogtanian/dogtanian_1.jpg

I'm Dogtanian, of Muskethound fame- I am also very good at fencing, but am considerably less irritating than Touche Turtle.

filthycute
28th-July-2005, 11:11 AM
http://www.sausagenet.com/prog/dogtanian/dogtanian_1.jpg

I'm Dogtanian, of Muskethound fame- I am also very good at fencing, but am considerably less irritating than Touche Turtle.

I am the REAL d'Artagnan. AKA Gabriel Byrne. I portrayed this character better than anyone else, and as you can see i am extremely handsome......this is not a coincedence :wink:

Baruch
28th-July-2005, 07:51 PM
I am the REAL d'Artagnan. AKA Gabriel Byrne. I portrayed this character better than anyone else, and as you can see i am extremely handsome......this is not a coincedence :wink:
I am a musket ball. I killed d'Artagnan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Artagnan) in 1673.

filthycute
28th-July-2005, 10:37 PM
I am a musket ball. I killed d'Artagnan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Artagnan) in 1673.

As much as i was impressed by your ball i'm sure you'll find my missile is far larger than any you've ever seen.....and boy, when this baby blows.........

Baruch
28th-July-2005, 11:56 PM
As much as i was impressed by your ball i'm sure you'll find my missile is far larger than any you've ever seen.....and boy, when this baby blows.........
Pah! A mere anti-aircraft missile? I'll show you - I'm a nuclear bomb, and I can do much more damage than you!

Little Monkey
29th-July-2005, 10:53 AM
Pah! A mere anti-aircraft missile? I'll show you - I'm a nuclear bomb, and I can do much more damage than you!

Hah! I'm in Company Linge, and we'll blow up your supply of heavy water, just like we did in 1943, so then you can't make any more nuclear bombs!

Lou
29th-July-2005, 11:15 AM
Hah! I'm in Company Linge, and we'll blow up your supply of heavy water, just like we did in 1943, so then you can't make any more nuclear bombs!
Well, judging by your picture, the members of Company Linge have been replaced by Autons. So, I'm Doctor Who, and I kick the arse out of aliens like you!

See....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/drama/300who_dummy.jpg

Purple Sparkler
29th-July-2005, 11:57 AM
A puny effort! You're the OLD Doctor.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/13gallery/800/15.jpg

Whereas I am the lovely NEW Doctor. Not only am I a Time Lord, but Purple Sparkler thinks I'm sex on legs. :drool:

I also have new teeth. Where was I? Oh yes- Barcelona.

Baruch
29th-July-2005, 01:01 PM
Whereas I am the lovely NEW Doctor.
Yes, yes, yes, that's all very well, but I'm Tom Baker and I think you'll find that I'm the definitive Doctor.

Dizzy
30th-July-2005, 12:42 PM
I am a Dalek and the enemy of all the Doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/episodeguide/images/dalek_factfile.jpg

KatieR
30th-July-2005, 02:05 PM
I am a Dalek and the enemy of all the Doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/episodeguide/images/dalek_factfile.jpg

that one is easy.... I am Abslom Daak and I am the killer of all Daleks... Eat my shorts!

Baruch
30th-July-2005, 02:56 PM
that one is easy.... I am Abslom Daak and I am the killer of all Daleks... Eat my shorts!
I am Russell T. Davies, and I'm the man who brought the daleks BACK! Ha!

Lou
30th-July-2005, 05:06 PM
I am Russell T. Davies, and I'm the man who brought the daleks BACK! Ha!
Yeah, but I'm also called Russell, and using my powers of divination in the stars, I can fortell the arrival of the daleks. You see, I'm astrologer Russell Grant!

http://www.russellgrant.com/images/general/rgpic_small.jpg

Jive Brummie
30th-July-2005, 11:32 PM
Yeah, but I'm also called Russell, and using my powers of divination in the stars, I can fortell the arrival of the daleks. You see, I'm astrologer Russell Grant!

http://www.russellgrant.com/images/general/rgpic_small.jpg


I am a pork pie and from the picture...I am your weekness. Eat some more of me fat boy and lets see those arteries clog...

Baruch
31st-July-2005, 02:01 AM
I am a pork pie and from the picture...I am your weekness. Eat some more of me fat boy and lets see those arteries clog...
A puny little pork pie? I'm Desperate Dan's cow pie and I make you look totally insignificant.

filthycute
31st-July-2005, 08:00 PM
I'm sweet, sassy and erm......sometimes soggy...... :o i'm the best pie in the world!....

Lemon meringue of course :wink:

Baruch
31st-July-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm sweet, sassy and erm......sometimes soggy...... :o i'm the best pie in the world!....

Lemon meringue of course :wink:
Speaking of meringues, I'm a wedding dress.....

Emma
1st-August-2005, 05:33 PM
Speaking of meringues, I'm a wedding dress.....

I am ribena. I am your nemesis.

Baruch
2nd-August-2005, 02:14 AM
I am ribena. I am your nemesis.
I am Shout stain remover. We'll have that ribena out in a jiffy.

filthycute
2nd-August-2005, 11:04 AM
I'm Corporal Nauyokas from bad lads army and my shout is much louder than yours

Baruch
5th-August-2005, 12:30 AM
I'm Corporal Nauyokas from bad lads army and my shout is much louder than yours
Oh yeah? Well, I'm a lion, and I can roar even louder!