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Bombay Sapphire
7th-June-2005, 08:09 AM
At the recent Colon Cancer Charity Ball,
(See social events thread)

4 Dancers ( 2 men & 2 Ladies) put themselves up for Auction,
Kindly donating their services as a slave for 4 hours
in return for a contribution. :worthy: :worthy:

Having now "won" this auction, for one of the ladies, :hug:
I have to decide what to do with her. :confused:

Suggestions please, from my fellow forumites, :wink: :wink:
but before we go upstairs, and all of your sick imaginations start to run riot.

The rules are:
nothing too Lewd, crude or rude,

And I would also like it to be fun for both parties if possible.

Be Afraid Gill, very afraid.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

David Bailey
7th-June-2005, 08:50 AM
Rentadancer.com? Inspired by the rentagerman, I'm afraid, not an original idea...

timbp
7th-June-2005, 09:35 AM
I probably shouldn't answer this as I don't know any of you. Nevertheless:

I would probably do something like a dinner for some friends, with the slave to cook, serve and wash up. As a slave, she's not a guest at the party, but she will still have enjoyable interaction with you and your guests. And you get to host a party where you can focus on your guests, and not worry about food and drinks and all that.

timbp

David Bailey
7th-June-2005, 11:05 AM
I would probably do something like a dinner for some friends, with the slave to cook, serve and wash up. As a slave, she's not a guest at the party, but she will still have enjoyable interaction with you and your guests. And you get to host a party where you can focus on your guests, and not worry about food and drinks and all that.
Kind of a waste of the whole "dancing" thing, surely?

How about dressing him / her up in a "Rent A Dancer" T-shirt one night, with all rentals going to the charity? 50p a dance, or whatever you think their market value is worth :)

Basically, subcontracting the auction idea out a little...

Yliander
7th-June-2005, 11:13 AM
At the recent Colon Cancer Charity Ball,
(See social events thread)

4 Dancers ( 2 men & 2 Ladies) put themselves up for Auction,
Kindly donating their services as a slave for 4 hours
in return for a contribution. :worthy: :worthy:

Having now "won" this auction, for one of the ladies, :hug:
I have to decide what to do with her. :confused:

Suggestions please, from my fellow forumites, :wink: :wink:
but before we go upstairs, and all of your sick imaginations start to run riot.

The rules are:
nothing too Lewd, crude or rude,

And I would also like it to be fun for both parties if possible.

Be Afraid Gill, very afraid.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Depending on the level of the the dancer - dance lessons?

the dinner party idea is good - although with only one slave - would suggest that they help prepare & clean up but do all the serving....

Feelingpink
7th-June-2005, 11:44 AM
Things you don't want to do that are going to make a difference to your life...

- Finding/researching suitable birthday presents for your nearest & dearest
- Polishing your silver
- Arranging your CD collection in alphabetical order
- Cooking you a week's worth of dinners or cakes for the freezer
- Sorting your accounts into monthly envelopes
- All your ironing and some minor mending/or polishing shoes
- Researching your next holiday and finding the best deals
- Walking the dog/brushing the cat
- Washing the windows

drathzel
7th-June-2005, 12:22 PM
- Washing the windows

:rofl: how long did you say u had her for?

DianaS
7th-June-2005, 01:13 PM
Ask her to do a make over for you

All your dance clothes come out of the closet she has free reign to cut, snip, irons and stiche you both a new outfit which you both wear out together a the next freestyle

ONE rule she can't bin anything the other is you wear what she makes or assembles - no argunment! :tears:
You may then rent your selves out to the general public :yum:
Could be slave and master/ mistress for a theme!
Me first!! :cheers:

Twinkle Toes
7th-June-2005, 02:50 PM
Kind of a waste of the whole "dancing" thing, surely?

How about dressing him / her up in a "Rent A Dancer" T-shirt one night, with all rentals going to the charity? 50p a dance, or whatever you think their market value is worth :)

Basically, subcontracting the auction idea out a little...

Brilliant Idea - keep the funds rolling in! :clap:
I'm sure Gill would make a small fortune. :yeah:

Lana :cheers: