Would you dance with an ass?

[Dreadful Scathe]

Well ?

[Stuart M]

No more than I'd like to dance with, say, a boar who declared themself to be a boar in advance in the hope that this might somehow make their boarishness more acceptable.

[Purple Sparkler]

Is this a poll about ESG?

[bigdjiver]

Would I dance with an ass?

I never leave home without it.

[Dance Demon]

Tsk......DS, your spelling is terrible.....and you shouldn't be using American spellings anyway :rolleyes:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Is this a poll about ESG?
what? of course not, what on earth gave you that idea. Although we know ESG is an ass but is he in fact an ass too ? :)

[David Bailey]

what? of course not, what on earth gave you that idea. Although we know ESG is an ass but is he in fact an ass too ? :)
Ahem, the JODI club is now officially closed, remember, please change your sig, little blue person...

And no, I wouldn't dance with ESG, he's too freakishly tall (anyone over 5'8" is freakishly tall).

[Purple Sparkler]

Ahem, the JODI club is now officially closed, remember, please change your sig, little blue person...

And no, I wouldn't dance with ESG, he's too freakishly tall (anyone over 5'8" is freakishly tall).

I'm 5'10 and a half". Freakishly tall is just fine with me.

DS-How do we distinguish between an ACTUAL ass and an ass in personality only?

[Dreadful Scathe]

I'm 5'10 and a half". Freakishly tall is just fine with me.

DS-How do we distinguish between an ACTUAL ass and an ass in personality only?
easy its tatooed on the back of their necks.


I didnt realise the JODI club was closed, ok so there weren't many members but there were a wealth of possible candidates. Tsk.. bloody Grand Masters!

[foxylady]

I usually dance whilst shaking my ass... does that count ? :blush: :wink:

[Dreadful Scathe]

I usually dance whilst shaking my ass... does that count ? :blush: :wink:
I dunno can an ass count ?

[David Bailey]

I usually dance whilst shaking my ass... does that count ? :blush: :wink:
Hey, that counts for double bonus points in my book :eek:

[Lory]

I'd dance with an ass but I'd draw the line if it was a stinky and sweaty ass :sick: :D

[David Bailey]

Tsk.. bloody Grand Masters!
"I call the Unique and Supreme Lodge of the Elucidated Brethren to order - "
"Sorry, did you say Elucidated Brethren?"
"Yea, the Elucidated Brethren, guardian of a sacred knowledge since a time no man may wot of -"
"Last February" added Brother Doorkeeper, helpfully.
"Oops, sorry, sorry - wrong society. Must have taken a wrong turn.."

OK, I thought it was funny...

[Sheepman]

easy its tatooed on the back of their necks.
That maybe easy enough to check in most cases, but what if they have a ponytail?
Because you know that when you look under a ponytail, all you see is an assho** :devil:

Greg