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drathzel
7th-April-2005, 01:02 PM
It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Groovy Dancer
7th-April-2005, 01:19 PM
It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Are we having a bad day? :flower: :wink:

Do we need a :hug: ? :grin:

Kgd

Sparkles
7th-April-2005, 01:46 PM
Are we having a bad day? :flower: :wink:

Oh god yes! :tears:


Do we need a :hug: ? :grin:

Kgd

Oh god yes! :grin: :waycool: :clap: :hug: :blush:

S. x

ChrisA
7th-April-2005, 02:02 PM
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
Looks like they're convinced, eh, guys?

:devil:

Groovy Dancer
7th-April-2005, 02:03 PM
Looks like they're convinced, eh, guys?

:devil:


Seems so :devil: :devil: :rofl:
kgd

Dance Demon
7th-April-2005, 04:10 PM
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry danielle....did you say something?......... :na: :na: :na: :D

drathzel
7th-April-2005, 04:41 PM
yes yes, you are all hilarious! :rofl:!!!!!

But i will take up that offer of a hug!! :hug:

Groovy Dancer
7th-April-2005, 05:08 PM
yes yes, you are all hilarious! :rofl:!!!!!

But i will take up that offer of a hug!! :hug:

Here you go.... :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:wink:

kgd

Graham
10th-April-2005, 02:13 AM
This thread seems like a good place to respond to drathzel's latest addition to her signature: don't worry - you're not alone (http://www.1in3women.com/) :hug: :hug:

drathzel
10th-April-2005, 09:32 AM
This thread seems like a good place to respond to drathzel's latest addition to her signature: don't worry - you're not alone (http://www.1in3women.com/) :hug: :hug:

oh, do tell :D