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Trousers
29th-March-2005, 12:41 AM
Oh No!!!!

It's finally happened.

My Death Glare...... It's broken.

There I was, enjoying a nice yet compact dance with someone at Wicksteed on Sunday. You know the sort of night, lots of people, no dance floor to speak of; a couple of bluesy tracks had just thinned the melee down to plain old murder on the dance floor. So I'd grabbed a woman and approached the only safe space on the floor, lovingly coveting this little circle of parquet. So in homage to the space I had acquired I began to do my stuff with this woman. We were doing very nicely Thank You Very Much! and were easily half way through the track when someone and his victim walked onto the spacious, (nah wrong word) crowded, (nah still doesn't convey enough) FULL TO SODDIN OVERFLOWING (yeah that's better), dance floor. Ok Ok it happens I know, so I just cringe at my partner as I know I am going to have to give room to allow this idiot half a dance to ruin what was up till then a perfectly fine dance for us. Well it got worse, not only had he limited me to doing close safe moves while he did walk arounds, reducing my space even more, he sent his victim out backwards into me!
Well that was it as I turned around I did my wilting Death Glare on him and blow me if it didn't work. He just completely failed to curl up on the floor in total agony. No one else did either so I know I didn't miss!
Maybe the batteries are dead?
Maybe he had Death Glare invulnerable Thick Skin?

Either I'm going to have to get the Death Glare checked out or find some venues where etiquette counts for something more that a chance to run rough shod over your fellow dancers.

angelique
29th-March-2005, 12:51 AM
Oh No!!!!

It's finally happened.

My Death Glare...... It's broken.

There I was, enjoying a nice yet compact dance with someone at Wicksteed on Sunday. You know the sort of night, lots of people, no dance floor to speak of; a couple of bluesy tracks had just thinned the melee down to plain old murder on the dance floor. So I'd grabbed a woman and approached the only safe space on the floor, lovingly coveting this little circle of parquet. So in homage to the space I had acquired I began to do my stuff with this woman. We were doing very nicely Thank You Very Much! and were easily half way through the track when someone and his victim walked onto the spacious, (nah wrong word) crowded, (nah still doesn't convey enough) FULL TO SODDIN OVERFLOWING (yeah that's better), dance floor. Ok Ok it happens I know, so I just cringe at my partner as I know I am going to have to give room to allow this idiot half a dance to ruin what was up till then a perfectly fine dance for us. Well it got worse, not only had he limited me to doing close safe moves while he did walk arounds, reducing my space even more, he sent his victim out backwards into me!
Well that was it as I turned around I did my wilting Death Glare on him and blow me if it didn't work. He just completely failed to curl up on the floor in total agony. No one else did either so I know I didn't miss!
Maybe the batteries are dead?
Maybe he had Death Glare invulnerable Thick Skin?

Either I'm going to have to get the Death Glare checked out or find some venues where etiquette counts for something more that a chance to run rough shod over your fellow dancers.
:yeah:

:rofl: :rofl:

Awwwwwwww, c'mon 'ere hun and have a cuddle! There's nothing more soul destroying than when your renowned withering stares just DON'T have the same "ooomph" that you KNOW they should! :hug:

Am gonna , hopefully, venture to Northampton tomorrow for a class so if you there , will let you "throw" me a withering look and I'll mark it out of 10!

Remember, practise, practise, practise!

David Bailey
29th-March-2005, 12:13 PM
:rofl: I know how you feel - My Left Elbow Of Doom has been on the fritz for, ohhh, months now. What are we to do? Develop alternative super-weapons, when we've spent years perfecting these ones? It's a tricky question...

Daisy Chain
29th-March-2005, 12:17 PM
My Death Glare...... It's broken.



No worries, I'll lend you mine. I'm told it's awesome

Daisy

(A Fearsome Little Flower)

CJ
29th-March-2005, 12:32 PM
Apparently you can get ZW's.

It comes in franchise form!! :D

Lory
29th-March-2005, 12:47 PM
Death stare exercises....

Option 1

Tilt head slightly back, flare nostrils, take a sharp intake of breath, through gritted teeth, which are being shown through thin downward turned lips and at the same time, opening eyes VERY wide, whist looking down your nose, directly at your victim.

Option 2

Tilt head forward, with a very slight **** to one side, purse lips very firmly (but NOT as for kissing), lower eyebrows and frown intently, keeping your victim firmly at the centre of your gaze and then for the full effect, practice very slow, assertive and over exaggerated sideways nods, keeping your eyes fixed on your target, so they look like they are rolling back and forth in their sockets.

Let me know how you get on :innocent: :flower: :D

David Bailey
29th-March-2005, 07:38 PM
Death stare exercises....

Option 2
Hmmm, anybody else think that sounds quite sexy? Ohh, just me then... :blush:

Lory
29th-March-2005, 10:27 PM
Hmmm, anybody else think that sounds quite sexy? Ohh, just me then... :blush:
:rofl:

MartinHarper
30th-March-2005, 12:23 AM
So, you were on a dance floor that was "FULL TO SODDIN OVERFLOWING", and you found your dance space limited, and someone bumped into you?