Men are like...

[drathzel]

Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they
just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they
don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Women are like… floor tiles. If you lay them right at the very beginning, you can walk all over them.

Women are like… computers. They take forever to warm-up and you always wish you had a newer model.

Women are like… horses. They look great naked and are fun to ride, but they’re a pain in the ass to clean and expensive to house.

Women are like… country music. They’re irritating, corny, and all sound alike. Plus, if you start actually listening to them you’ll become depressed and start drinking a lot.

Women are like… the horoscope. They’re unnecessary and inaccurate, but mildly amusing if not taken seriously.

Women are like… men—only without logic, intelligence, deductive thought, or the ability to kill bugs.

...not particularly funny, but you started it ;)

(i did a quick google search, most of the "women are like" things are fairly stupid though)

[drathzel]

Men are like .....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

Men are like....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.


Men are like photocopiers..... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it

Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

And i can finish it (or a least keep it going)