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cheeks
20th-January-2005, 02:19 PM
Following several discussions with many males/females at classes and workshops it became quite apparent that there was a noted interest in T-Shirt Slogans... :blush:


A few of my favourites are:

All stressed out and no one to choke!

Sex is like air;It's not important unless your not getting any!

"Chaos, Panic, Disorder..........My work here is done!"

Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to!

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

Any more.............................................


:flower: :hug:

Will
20th-January-2005, 02:24 PM
How about...

bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 02:34 PM
How about...
:rofl: :rofl:

I have one..............

Got this T shirt for the wife
Bl**dy good swap


(well what did you expect ?):whistle:

bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 02:36 PM
I have another..........

EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
I AM FORCED TO ADD A
NAME TO THE LIST OF
PEOPLE WHO
P**S ME OFF

and I've worn it so often it's nearly worn out

SilverFox
20th-January-2005, 02:39 PM
"I have the body of a God.....Buddha!"

"Got rid of the kids.....the cat was allergic"

"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck"

"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog"

Lou
20th-January-2005, 02:39 PM
I have a soft spot for:

"I poke badgers with spoons"

but hey, what do I know....

spindr
20th-January-2005, 02:44 PM
The local salsa class (http://www.justdance.net) sells lady's t-shirts with:

Would you mind spotting a little higher

emblazoned on the front :whistle:

SpinDr.

bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 03:04 PM
The local salsa class (http://www.justdance.net) sells lady's t-shirts with:

Would you mind spotting a little higher

emblazoned on the front :whistle:

SpinDr.
:rofl:

Been there, done that
What next world ?

cheeks
20th-January-2005, 03:23 PM
" My Husband and I Divorced over religious differences- He thought he was God and I didn't"

CJ
20th-January-2005, 03:41 PM
"Head Foundation... Please give generously."

well, it made me smile

Gadget
20th-January-2005, 04:04 PM
The classic : "BOMB TECHNICIAN - if you see me running, try to keep up."

I like the one I got from a Tori Amos concert: "Recovering Christian"

Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....




....</tits>"

cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:20 PM
"Head Foundation... Please give generously."

well, it made me smile

:rofl: :hug:

cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:24 PM
"A Woman needs four Animals in her Life- A Mink on her back, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed and a Jackass to Pay for it all"


:whistle:

bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 04:26 PM
"A Woman needs four Animals in her Life- A Mink on her back, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed and a Jackass to Pay for it all"


:whistle:
:rofl:
:rofl:


I'm not going to marry again.........
I'm just going to find a woman I learn to hate



and give her my house

Pammy
20th-January-2005, 04:26 PM
For horsey people...

I had one with
"I like a bit on the side".

and another, with a Pelham saying "Power Steering"...

To those of you who do not know what a pelham is, it will mean nothing :blush:

cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:56 PM
:rofl:
:rofl:


I'm not going to marry again.........
I'm just going to find a woman I learn to hate



and give her my house


:rofl: :hug:

cheeks
20th-January-2005, 05:08 PM
For horsey people...

I had one with
"I like a bit on the side".

and another, with a Pelham saying "Power Steering"...

To those of you who do not know what a pelham is, it will mean nothing :blush:


ok I am the daft one what is a pelham pammy :confused: :flower:

John S
20th-January-2005, 05:37 PM
what is a pelham pammy
It's a horse's bit (NOTE - Not a horse's bits)

Remember Cheeks, if a man asks you "Do you want a bridle, sweet?" he's proposing horseplay, not marriage. :wink:

drathzel
20th-January-2005, 06:02 PM
Plant a man ...... grow your own dope!!!

:yeah: is my fave of all time! Although i have a few other good ones...

Sit, stay, beg, good boy

Small girl... Big Attitude

Men are like toilets
The good ones are engaged
and the rest are ful of ****


Etc Etc

Dreadful Scathe
20th-January-2005, 06:11 PM
Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....

....</tits>"

:D Like it. I have a t-shirt with the classic slogan ' 404 shirt/tie not found ' :)

its my only geeky t- shirt though but i do have my classicly ironic 'Genius' t-shirt ;)

philsmove
20th-January-2005, 07:52 PM
The classic : "BOMB TECHNICIAN - if you see me running, try to keep up."

I like the one I got from a Tori Amos concert: "Recovering Christian"

Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....




....</tits>"

and this

Dance Demon
20th-January-2005, 08:52 PM
Ahhh....nothing like a couple of BIG JUGS of Brains to quench the thirst Boyo......dark or SA :drool: :wink:

cheeks
21st-January-2005, 10:26 AM
It's a horse's bit (NOTE - Not a horse's bits)

Remember Cheeks, if a man asks you "Do you want a bridle, sweet?" he's proposing horseplay, not marriage. :wink:


So thats where I have been going wrong............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hug:

Cornish Pixie
21st-January-2005, 11:13 AM
I spent a weekend in Paris (Do you want to see the video)? and
Danger loose women ahead. :grin:

philsmove
21st-January-2005, 11:21 AM
eat sleep dance

TheTramp
21st-January-2005, 12:12 PM
I have a nice new t-shirt, given to me as a Christmas present by a certain bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, young thing.

It simply says "Filthy".

I don't think that she knows me that well yet :whistle:

Dreadful Scathe
21st-January-2005, 12:24 PM
I have a nice new t-shirt, given to me as a Christmas present by a certain bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, young thing.

It simply says "Filthy".

I don't think that she knows me that well yet :whistle:
Well what else would a Tramp wear ? ;)

bobgadjet
21st-January-2005, 12:39 PM
and this
:rofl:
:ROFL:
:rofl:

bobgadjet
21st-January-2005, 12:42 PM
and this
I've just had another look (and why not ! ! !:D:) and noticed the size of the shadows ! ! ! !:rofl:

cheeks
24th-January-2005, 10:11 AM
"If idiots could fly this place would be an airport"

" You just gave me something to live for- REVENGE!"

Love this one for our folically challenged men out there :hug: .................

I'm to sexy for my hair; That's why it isn't there!

:whistle: :hug:

Bigger Andy
24th-January-2005, 01:51 PM
Black T-shirt with very small white lettering in the centre of the chest saying :-

Tonight I will be mainly wearing black.

:rofl: