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cheeks
20th-January-2005, 02:19 PM
Following several discussions with many males/females at classes and workshops it became quite apparent that there was a noted interest in T-Shirt Slogans... :blush:
A few of my favourites are:
All stressed out and no one to choke!
Sex is like air;It's not important unless your not getting any!
"Chaos, Panic, Disorder..........My work here is done!"
Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to!
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
Any more.............................................
:flower: :hug:
Will
20th-January-2005, 02:24 PM
How about...
bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 02:34 PM
How about...
:rofl: :rofl:
I have one..............
Got this T shirt for the wife
Bl**dy good swap
(well what did you expect ?):whistle:
bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 02:36 PM
I have another..........
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
I AM FORCED TO ADD A
NAME TO THE LIST OF
PEOPLE WHO
P**S ME OFF
and I've worn it so often it's nearly worn out
SilverFox
20th-January-2005, 02:39 PM
"I have the body of a God.....Buddha!"
"Got rid of the kids.....the cat was allergic"
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck"
"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog"
Lou
20th-January-2005, 02:39 PM
I have a soft spot for:
"I poke badgers with spoons"
but hey, what do I know....
spindr
20th-January-2005, 02:44 PM
The local salsa class (http://www.justdance.net) sells lady's t-shirts with:
Would you mind spotting a little higher
emblazoned on the front :whistle:
SpinDr.
bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 03:04 PM
The local salsa class (http://www.justdance.net) sells lady's t-shirts with:
Would you mind spotting a little higher
emblazoned on the front :whistle:
SpinDr.
:rofl:
Been there, done that
What next world ?
cheeks
20th-January-2005, 03:23 PM
" My Husband and I Divorced over religious differences- He thought he was God and I didn't"
CJ
20th-January-2005, 03:41 PM
"Head Foundation... Please give generously."
well, it made me smile
Gadget
20th-January-2005, 04:04 PM
The classic : "BOMB TECHNICIAN - if you see me running, try to keep up."
I like the one I got from a Tori Amos concert: "Recovering Christian"
Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....
....</tits>"
cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:20 PM
"Head Foundation... Please give generously."
well, it made me smile
:rofl: :hug:
cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:24 PM
"A Woman needs four Animals in her Life- A Mink on her back, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed and a Jackass to Pay for it all"
:whistle:
bobgadjet
20th-January-2005, 04:26 PM
"A Woman needs four Animals in her Life- A Mink on her back, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed and a Jackass to Pay for it all"
:whistle:
:rofl:
:rofl:
I'm not going to marry again.........
I'm just going to find a woman I learn to hate
and give her my house
Pammy
20th-January-2005, 04:26 PM
For horsey people...
I had one with
"I like a bit on the side".
and another, with a Pelham saying "Power Steering"...
To those of you who do not know what a pelham is, it will mean nothing :blush:
cheeks
20th-January-2005, 04:56 PM
:rofl:
:rofl:
I'm not going to marry again.........
I'm just going to find a woman I learn to hate
and give her my house
:rofl: :hug:
cheeks
20th-January-2005, 05:08 PM
For horsey people...
I had one with
"I like a bit on the side".
and another, with a Pelham saying "Power Steering"...
To those of you who do not know what a pelham is, it will mean nothing :blush:
ok I am the daft one what is a pelham pammy :confused: :flower:
John S
20th-January-2005, 05:37 PM
what is a pelham pammy
It's a horse's bit (NOTE - Not a horse's bits)
Remember Cheeks, if a man asks you "Do you want a bridle, sweet?" he's proposing horseplay, not marriage. :wink:
drathzel
20th-January-2005, 06:02 PM
Plant a man ...... grow your own dope!!!
:yeah: is my fave of all time! Although i have a few other good ones...
Sit, stay, beg, good boy
Small girl... Big Attitude
Men are like toilets
The good ones are engaged
and the rest are ful of ****
Etc Etc
Dreadful Scathe
20th-January-2005, 06:11 PM
Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....
....</tits>"
:D Like it. I have a t-shirt with the classic slogan ' 404 shirt/tie not found ' :)
its my only geeky t- shirt though but i do have my classicly ironic 'Genius' t-shirt ;)
philsmove
20th-January-2005, 07:52 PM
The classic : "BOMB TECHNICIAN - if you see me running, try to keep up."
I like the one I got from a Tori Amos concert: "Recovering Christian"
Or for the geeks, there's a good one "<tits>.....
....</tits>"
and this
Dance Demon
20th-January-2005, 08:52 PM
Ahhh....nothing like a couple of BIG JUGS of Brains to quench the thirst Boyo......dark or SA :drool: :wink:
cheeks
21st-January-2005, 10:26 AM
It's a horse's bit (NOTE - Not a horse's bits)
Remember Cheeks, if a man asks you "Do you want a bridle, sweet?" he's proposing horseplay, not marriage. :wink:
So thats where I have been going wrong............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hug:
Cornish Pixie
21st-January-2005, 11:13 AM
I spent a weekend in Paris (Do you want to see the video)? and
Danger loose women ahead. :grin:
philsmove
21st-January-2005, 11:21 AM
eat sleep dance
TheTramp
21st-January-2005, 12:12 PM
I have a nice new t-shirt, given to me as a Christmas present by a certain bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, young thing.
It simply says "Filthy".
I don't think that she knows me that well yet :whistle:
Dreadful Scathe
21st-January-2005, 12:24 PM
I have a nice new t-shirt, given to me as a Christmas present by a certain bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, young thing.
It simply says "Filthy".
I don't think that she knows me that well yet :whistle:
Well what else would a Tramp wear ? ;)
bobgadjet
21st-January-2005, 12:39 PM
and this
:rofl:
:ROFL:
:rofl:
bobgadjet
21st-January-2005, 12:42 PM
and this
I've just had another look (and why not ! ! !:D:) and noticed the size of the shadows ! ! ! !:rofl:
cheeks
24th-January-2005, 10:11 AM
"If idiots could fly this place would be an airport"
" You just gave me something to live for- REVENGE!"
Love this one for our folically challenged men out there :hug: .................
I'm to sexy for my hair; That's why it isn't there!
:whistle: :hug:
Bigger Andy
24th-January-2005, 01:51 PM
Black T-shirt with very small white lettering in the centre of the chest saying :-
Tonight I will be mainly wearing black.
:rofl:
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