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Leo
11th-January-2005, 02:34 AM
Your chance to share any words of wisdom with your fellow cerocers.
To start you off a little pearl of wisdom....


A wise man told me... man who puts his penis in cookie jar is fcuking crackers

under par
11th-January-2005, 11:50 AM
wise man also say... 'man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.' :flower:

Simon r
11th-January-2005, 12:15 PM
Definition of agony :
a one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

Simon r
11th-January-2005, 12:17 PM
A way to keep a healthy level of sanity
At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.

Magic Hans
11th-January-2005, 03:41 PM
More from Confucius!

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife gland piano
Wise man give wife uplight organ!

Man who fight with wife get no peice at night.

Ian

Stuart
11th-January-2005, 05:49 PM
If at first you don't succeed, try try again and then write the whole thing off to experience.

baldrick
13th-January-2005, 12:12 AM
When it trouble
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout

Gadget
13th-January-2005, 12:37 AM
Style over substance.

There are no such things as stupid questions: just stupid people.

Jive Brummie
13th-January-2005, 12:27 PM
wise man also say... 'man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.' :flower:

Ah, wasn't he one of the telly tubbies?


Stinky Pinky?

David Franklin
13th-January-2005, 12:38 PM
If at first you don't succeed, try try again and then write the whole thing off to experience.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you...

Dave