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stewart38
1st-November-2004, 02:55 PM
I asked a women at her first ceroc night what bought her to ceroc and she said...


"Divorce"

Thats got to be in my top 10 list

drathzel
1st-November-2004, 07:52 PM
I asked a women at her first ceroc night what bought her to ceroc and she said...


"Divorce"

Thats got to be in my top 10 list

I'd hate to see your other 9!!!!

:wink:

stewart38
2nd-November-2004, 02:07 AM
I'd hate to see your other 9!!!!

:wink:

No particular order

Oh do not touch me
Oh do not touch
Oh do not
Oh do
Oh

Einstein rules relatively okay - well, in theory anyway.

Speech impediments wule ok.

Do you have a drink problem? Yes, I can't afford it.

Humpty was pushed. Mona Lisa was framed.

Prevent hangovers - stay drunk.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Get your coat you have pulled

Some people dont like me but I dont like them so that makes us even

drathzel
2nd-November-2004, 09:30 AM
Some people dont like me but I dont like them so that makes us even


I like this one!

:rofl:

stewart38
2nd-November-2004, 10:16 AM
I like this one!

:rofl:

Heard that of the film Its a Wonderful Life !

CJ
2nd-November-2004, 11:11 AM
I was in Wolverhampton, being taught a seducer by the lovely Marie.

She said that we had to check with our partners, then go ahead and seduce her.

At which point, I turned to my dance partner and said, "so, how's about it?"

She did, to be fair, see the funny side AND recover from the shock relatively quickly...

(however, am not convinced she is looking forward to the 2nd time we meet!!!!!)

bigdjiver
2nd-November-2004, 12:00 PM
Nervous, trembling beginner: "I'm not very good."
"That's all right, I like bad girls."

With the right victim, it does break the ice ...

Dreadful Scathe
2nd-November-2004, 12:04 PM
Nervous, trembling beginner: "I'm not very good."
"That's all right, I like bad girls."

With the right victim, it does break the ice ...
:D i like that one...also, points for the use of the word "victim" there :)

drathzel
2nd-November-2004, 01:50 PM
:D i like that one...also, points for the use of the word "victim" there :)
:yeah: :worthy: :yeah: :rofl:

Sheepman
2nd-November-2004, 02:50 PM
Sorry if this has to take us upstairs!
The best one that I've heard was from this rather "up front" friend, at Camber one year. This was in the days, when people often asked whether you were a Lindyhopper, Jiver, etc. So this guy asks her to dance, followed by "What do you do?"

(It's not hard to imagine this friend giving the reply she did ...)
"I don't do blow jobs."

Greg

drathzel
2nd-November-2004, 05:51 PM
Sorry if this has to take us upstairs!
The best one that I've heard was from this rather "up front" friend, at Camber one year. This was in the days, when people often asked whether you were a Lindyhopper, Jiver, etc. So this guy asks her to dance, followed by "What do you do?"

(It's not hard to imagine this friend giving the reply she did ...)
"I don't do blow jobs."

Greg

I am in awe of yout friend :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: ! Wish i could say something like that.......

Gojive
2nd-November-2004, 06:21 PM
I am in awe of yout friend :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: ! Wish i could say something like that.......

I assume that means you do Danielle? :wink: :whistle:

stewart38
2nd-November-2004, 09:22 PM
I assume that means you do Danielle? :wink: :whistle:

I find that hard to swallow

CJ
3rd-November-2004, 12:16 PM
I find that hard to swallow

If it's been a while, you sometimes need to chew first...

drathzel
3rd-November-2004, 01:02 PM
I assume that means you do Danielle? :wink: :whistle:

I shall not comment, except to say, Yes!!!! :innocent:

drathzel
3rd-November-2004, 01:02 PM
If it's been a while, you sometimes need to chew first...

Please do not joke, to close to home.... eww eww eeeewwwwwww!! :sick:

Gojive
3rd-November-2004, 02:36 PM
I shall not comment, except to say, Yes!!!! :innocent:

That's one hell of a "no comment" Danielle! :D :D :wink:

SilverFox
3rd-November-2004, 04:09 PM
Here's a few of the more memorable one liners I've heard.
Unfortunately I was on the receiving end of all of them. :confused: :tears:

"Never let your mind wander ... It's too little to be out alone."

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Did you know that half the people in the world are below average."

drathzel
3rd-November-2004, 06:49 PM
"Never let your mind wander ... It's too little to be out alone."


I think that is quite good! :hug:

baldrick
3rd-November-2004, 11:03 PM
I always like the shocked witer to a newspaper who was horrified that education in this country was so bad that 50% of students were below average.

When wished 'good night' at the end of an uninsipring evening out
"There's still time yet"

Magic Hans
4th-November-2004, 12:49 AM
You remind me of the centre of an apple!!!

Corrrrrrrrr!!!

:D :D :D

Ian

Sparkles
4th-November-2004, 12:55 AM
So this guy asks her to dance, followed by "What do you do?"


At the pub after the Jive Bar tonight, BillCo comes out with: "I'm easy, I'll do anything" - :really: there were more than a few raised eye-brows from the ladies present (and Foxy was pretty impressed too :wink: ). :rofl:

S. x

MartinHarper
4th-November-2004, 07:03 PM
Overheard: "She's so good, even her knickers are black and white".

(actually, I do know a shop that sells black&white underwear, and I'm kinda tempted)

foxylady
4th-November-2004, 10:38 PM
At the pub after the Jive Bar tonight, BillCo comes out with: "I'm easy, I'll do anything" - :really: there were more than a few raised eye-brows from the ladies present (and Foxy was pretty impressed too :wink: ). :rofl:

S. x

Are you implying that I'm no lady ?




Cool !!

Foxy

stewart38
4th-November-2004, 11:49 PM
Can we just be friends ?


Yes if you give me my £20,000 back




Thats one from a mate