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Will
26th-October-2004, 02:06 PM
I am holding a caption competition - the winner of which is gonna get some Rep points.

I think the photo below holds a wealth of humourous opportunities. You can put words in the mouth of The Tramp, his partner, Sheena, or (and I think this offers the greatest possibilities) Franck.

Enjoy......

http://jiveaddiction.com/mambo/images/gallery/p18.jpg

Gordon J Pownall
26th-October-2004, 03:38 PM
http://jiveaddiction.com/mambo/images/gallery/p18.jpg




Franck's partner..."Why are you smiling so much - are you not interested in me...?"

Franck, "Oh I am darling,it's just that Sheena keeps winking at me..."

:blush: :what: :sick: :wink: :sick: :what: :blush:

Lynn
26th-October-2004, 03:44 PM
Might work, except that Frank's partner is Sheena!

Chicklet
26th-October-2004, 03:46 PM
"I'll shake those spiders out of you if I have to hold you here for an HOUR"

Will
26th-October-2004, 04:00 PM
Might work, except that Frank's partner is Sheena!
Indeed. If anyone knows the name of the girl who the Tramp is performing his own version of the Heinrich Maneuver, then please let us know.

Will
26th-October-2004, 04:03 PM
Indeed. If anyone knows the name of the girl who the Tramp is performing his own version of the Heinrich Maneuver, then please let us know.
Does this jog any memories?

Graham
26th-October-2004, 04:16 PM
It is Aleks, hence Chicklet's reference to spiders.

Lounge Lizard
26th-October-2004, 04:28 PM
Sheena to Franck......So explain to me how you recognised Aleks from THAT position????

Bangers & Mash
31st-October-2004, 05:00 PM
Somebody forgot to shave this morning

:rofl:

baldrick
31st-October-2004, 05:14 PM
No Alex, your supposed to put the anti gravity spray on your feet not your hair.

Minnie M
31st-October-2004, 05:23 PM
Franck laughs as Sheena trys to hide her head in embarassment as Trampy says quite loudly :-

CJ
31st-October-2004, 07:25 PM
"Don't ask me Sheena... if Alecks is going to smile at me, the least I could do is smile back..."

ChrisA
31st-October-2004, 07:36 PM
"Franck had to laugh - Trampy hadn't realised he'd substituted a carbon fibre doll for Aleks' real body, so no matter how hard he bent it, it just didn't make the usual, and if truth be known, rather satisfactory, snapping sound.."

Jive Brummie
31st-October-2004, 09:00 PM
"Franck had to laugh - Trampy hadn't realised he'd substituted a carbon fibre doll for Aleks' real body, so no matter how hard he bent it, it just didn't make the usual, and if truth be known, rather satisfactory, snapping sound.."

:rofl:

Magic Hans
31st-October-2004, 10:20 PM
The Tramp: "Hmmm, just as I suspected, Sheena has a spare rib on her left side!"

Dance Demon
31st-October-2004, 10:21 PM
Tramp.....Yes Aleks, they look much bigger from this angle

Sheena......Help, Franck, My ear ring is caught on your shirt button!!!

Will
4th-November-2004, 02:31 PM
"Franck had to laugh - Trampy hadn't realised he'd substituted a carbon fibre doll for Aleks' real body, so no matter how hard he bent it, it just didn't make the usual, and if truth be known, rather satisfactory, snapping sound.."

I'm liking this one the most. The cleverest submission I feel too. Particularly funny the better you know the Tramp.

Rep points on their way....

Forte
4th-November-2004, 04:29 PM
Tramp.....Yes Aleks, they look much bigger from this angle

Sheena......Help, Franck, My ear ring is caught on your shirt button!!!
:clap:

Curtain
4th-November-2004, 05:22 PM
Franck's shouting ...

"My one's just sleeping mate, but I'm pretty sure your one's dead!!"

Curtain
4th-November-2004, 05:25 PM
Or ...

Perhaps it's a newspaper clipping with the headline ...

BIGGEST KEYHOLE ON NARROWEST DOOR MAKES GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS!!

CJ
4th-November-2004, 05:40 PM
Franck thinks "haha... and I thought MY dentist did a bad job..."

Lou
4th-November-2004, 07:35 PM
Franck: You can tell he's a begginer - he can't even do a comb right!

Mr Fitz
5th-November-2004, 03:07 PM
What about...

Despite claiming to be a "beginner" Trampy had fully mastered the..."Whip-the-lady's-blouse-off-Dip"