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CJ
6th-October-2004, 12:47 AM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya: you killed my father. Prepare to die."

:D

Gus
6th-October-2004, 02:42 AM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya: you killed my father. Prepare to die."

:D
Aha ... another Princes Bride afficiando :grin:

Well ...ignoring the obvious ones like "Get away from, her you BITCH" ... how about,

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. :waycool: "

Robin
6th-October-2004, 02:46 AM
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"

cerocmetro
6th-October-2004, 02:56 AM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya: you killed my father. Prepare to die."

:D


But I am not left handed (or something like that)

TheTramp
6th-October-2004, 07:38 AM
"Oooh look! he must must be a King"
"Why's that?"
"He's not covered in sh1t."

Trampy

philsmove
6th-October-2004, 07:58 AM
Where the man goes, the lady must follow

philsmove
6th-October-2004, 08:02 AM
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"


It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Gadget
6th-October-2004, 09:19 AM
But I am not left handed (or something like that)
INIGO
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
MAN IN BLACK
(walking away a few paces, unsheathing his sword)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
INIGO
Begin!
....

INIGO
You are wonderful!
MAN IN BLACK
Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so.
INIGO
I admit it -- you are better than I am.
MAN IN BLACK
Then why are you smiling?
INIGO
Because I know something you don't know.
MAN IN BLACK
And what is that?
INIGO
I am not left-handed.
...

MAN IN BLACK
You're amazing!
INIGO
I ought to be after twenty years.
MAN IN BLACK
There's something I ought to tell you.
INIGO
Tell me.
MAN IN BLACK
I am not left-handed either.
...

:D :clap:
Script (http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml)

Stuart M
6th-October-2004, 09:20 AM
You've got red on you.

CJ
6th-October-2004, 09:39 AM
INIGO
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
MAN IN BLACK
(walking away a few paces, unsheathing his sword)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
INIGO
Begin!
....

INIGO
You are wonderful!
MAN IN BLACK
Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so.
INIGO
I admit it -- you are better than I am.
MAN IN BLACK
Then why are you smiling?
INIGO
Because I know something you don't know.
MAN IN BLACK
And what is that?
INIGO
I am not left-handed.
...

MAN IN BLACK
You're amazing!
INIGO
I ought to be after twenty years.
MAN IN BLACK
There's something I ought to tell you.
INIGO
Tell me.
MAN IN BLACK
I am not left-handed either.
...

:D :clap:
Script (http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml)

"Impressive... but you are not a Jedi, yet."

And there was me thinking I was the only Princess Bride fan... :D

I don't know some of the other quotes, tho...

Always nice to be reminded of Blues Brothers, tho...

Lory
6th-October-2004, 10:09 AM
Come up and see me sometime! :wink:

Chicklet
6th-October-2004, 10:10 AM
One day Sandie you will go too far

Trousers
6th-October-2004, 10:59 AM
"Ok, so she's a dog"

Gadget
6th-October-2004, 11:13 AM
"that's not flying... it's just falling with style"

Lou
6th-October-2004, 11:14 AM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Chicklet
6th-October-2004, 11:19 AM
how could we forget

"I carried a watermelon"???????

Rhythm King
6th-October-2004, 11:23 AM
What did the Romans ever do for us?

Rhythm King
6th-October-2004, 11:25 AM
I feel the need - the need for speed!

And the Princess Bride is one of my all time faves - good choice! :clap:

Chicklet
6th-October-2004, 11:34 AM
take me to a pub quiz or lose me forever

philsmove
6th-October-2004, 11:44 AM
"Goodbye Mr Bond"

Trousers
6th-October-2004, 12:08 PM
What did the Romans ever do for us?

i prefer

'I'm Brian and so's my wife'

Lou
6th-October-2004, 12:14 PM
I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

Gus
6th-October-2004, 12:22 PM
"Goodbye Mr Bond"On the same lines
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

philsmove
6th-October-2004, 12:56 PM
On the same lines
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

while we are on Bond Films

Are you looking for shells too? :drool:

Gus
6th-October-2004, 12:58 PM
while we are on Bond Films

Are you looking for shells too? :drool:I always thought that a better line would have been along the lines of "What a wonderfull pair of coconuts" :rolleyes:

CJ
6th-October-2004, 01:04 PM
how could we forget

"I carried a watermelon"???????

NOBODY puts baby in the corner...

drathzel
6th-October-2004, 01:25 PM
NOBODY puts baby in the corner...
:yeah: my fave film of all time!!! YEAHY!!!! :yeah:

:blush:

Robin
6th-October-2004, 01:25 PM
" Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbour ? "
".... Germans ?"
"... forget it, he's rolling"

drathzel
6th-October-2004, 01:30 PM
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.

Robin
6th-October-2004, 01:42 PM
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

CJ
6th-October-2004, 01:43 PM
:yeah: GOOD call

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Oh, and I'm Spartacus...

Robin
6th-October-2004, 01:54 PM
" I fart in your general direction. "

Gordon J Pownall
6th-October-2004, 01:55 PM
OK - Here's a few of my faves....


Can you guess what films they are from...???


"Who's Z...?"

"Z's Dead..."



"Oh...! It's the meek - the meek what inherit the earth. Oh that's nice 'cos they have a hell of a time"



"Brian of Nazereth..."

"Yes"

"You're f*cking nicked me old son..."



"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."


"Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed."


"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."



"I wash born here, an' I was raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an' no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."


"Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherf*cker! "


"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains -- or his signature -- would be on the contract. "


"...and another thing, Butch. Nobody knows about this but you and me and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-*ssed-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."


"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class."


"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides. The drift of the continents. The very position of the sun along its ecliptic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."


"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."



"Bravely bold Sir Robin brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away. And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned up, and his penis-"

"That- That's uh, that's enough music for now, lads...."


"Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."


"You use yer tongue purtier 'an a twenty dollar whore."


"Bet babe, slide a piece o' the porter, drinks I run the java."
"Lookee here. I can dig grease and trumpet on some butter draggin' through the garden."

Some obvious....some not so.....???

Good Luck...



:clap:

Rhythm King
6th-October-2004, 02:08 PM
"There can be only one..."

(and of course: "Nuns, no sense of humour")

(oh - and "you have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap and you have no knowledge of your potential - now GET OUT!")

Lou
6th-October-2004, 02:25 PM
Oh, and I'm Spartacus...

No. I'm Spartacus. :nice:

philsmove
6th-October-2004, 03:25 PM
"Who's Z...?"

"Z's Dead..."

PULP FICTION



"Oh...! It's the meek - the meek what inherit the earth. Oh that's nice 'cos they have a hell of a time"
"Who's Z...?"


"Brian of Nazereth..."

"Yes"

"You're f*cking nicked me old son..."

LIFE OF BRIAN


"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
PULP FICTION


"Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail



"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Goldfinger


"I wash born here, an' I was raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an' no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."

Blazing Saddles


"Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherf*cker! "
Die Hard


"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains -- or his signature -- would be on the contract. "
The Godfather,


"...and another thing, Butch. Nobody knows about this but you and me and -*ssed-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."

PULP FICTION


"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class."
Wayne's World


"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides. The drift of the continents. The very position of the sun along its ecliptic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
G.I. Jane


"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
Hunt for Red October


"Bravely bold Sir Robin brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away. And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned up, and his penis-"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"That- That's uh, that's enough music for now, lads...."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?""Day ain't over yet."

City Slickers


"You use yer tongue purtier 'an a twenty dollar whore."

Blazing Saddles



"Bet babe, slide a piece o' the porter, drinks I run the java."



"Lookee here. I can dig grease and trumpet on some butter draggin' through the garden."
Airplane!

Lou
6th-October-2004, 03:28 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Gus
6th-October-2004, 10:47 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. :clap: My all time favourite oration and most moving moment in cinema :flower:

Dance Demon
6th-October-2004, 11:14 PM
They can take our lives........but they can never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to walk into mine................

ToeTrampler
7th-October-2004, 12:39 PM
My blood is too thick for Nevada: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.

And the monkey flicks the switch.

I'm more man than you'll ever be; and more woman than you'll ever get!

Lory
7th-October-2004, 12:53 PM
If I'm not back in five minutes - wait longer!

Ace Ventura

Chicklet
7th-October-2004, 01:10 PM
Music's been going downhill ever since Buddy Holly died.

Chicklet
7th-October-2004, 01:11 PM
Tell me about it, stud.

drathzel
7th-October-2004, 01:14 PM
If I'm not back in five minutes - wait longer!

Ace Ventura
:rofl: :rofl:

Graham
7th-October-2004, 01:25 PM
No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Stuart M
7th-October-2004, 01:39 PM
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
2001?

How about "Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."

Gadget
7th-October-2004, 01:41 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop every now and then and look around, you could miss it.


(If anyone's looking for a tag line: try here (http://www.doyletics.com/quotes.htm)...
I especially like: Our arms are canes of flesh with which the soul reaches and touches. Joseph Joubert (French writer, 1754 - 1824 ))

Graham
7th-October-2004, 02:13 PM
2001?
It is indeed.


How about "Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."
Given that you like the line would you recommend the movie? I missed it when it came out.

Stuart M
7th-October-2004, 03:06 PM
It is indeed.


Given that you like the line would you recommend the movie? I missed it when it came out.
Brilliant film - even though Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was good, BJM is still my favourite Charlie Kaufman movie.

Dance Demon
7th-October-2004, 05:50 PM
"Hail to Dorothy,..the wicked witch is dead.."

drathzel
7th-October-2004, 09:29 PM
, BJM is still my favourite Charlie Kaufman movie.

Being John Malekovich?

philsmove
7th-October-2004, 10:04 PM
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead

baldrick
7th-October-2004, 10:06 PM
Get with it Baggy

Graham
7th-October-2004, 10:40 PM
Being John Malekovich?
Yep, that's the one.

Stuart
7th-October-2004, 10:49 PM
Think you used enough dynamite there Butch.

I am your father Luke.

Stuart
8th-October-2004, 07:17 AM
Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me.

Gadget
8th-October-2004, 08:40 AM
Get with it Baggy
"Mmmmm yea! Well, man; what a beat."
"Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! - This will take brains, not brawn."
"you'd better beleive it - and I'm loaded with boath."

Rhythm King
8th-October-2004, 12:44 PM
Woof, woof-woof, woof. - That's my other dog impression.
Too many negative waves Moriarty, it's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there...

(Followed by large explosion, as bridge blows up)

Bangers & Mash
8th-October-2004, 12:57 PM
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."

anyone recognise this?

Graham
8th-October-2004, 01:03 PM
Yes, but it's not from a movie.

Rhythm King
8th-October-2004, 01:12 PM
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."

anyone recognise this?

It's a quote from Steve Prefontaine, an American Olympic runner from the early 70s. I think he died in a car crash, while still quite young.

CJ
8th-October-2004, 01:15 PM
Woof, woof-woof, woof. - That's my other dog impression.
Too many negative waves Moriarty, it's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there...

(Followed by large explosion, as bridge blows up)

R-K,

This may be my last post before a stunned and somewhat terrified silence.

From films to trousers, Jenkins' music... our tastes are incredibly close... Is fab, albeit a little unnerving :what:

Bangers & Mash
8th-October-2004, 01:51 PM
Yes, but it's not from a movie.

I have the CD in front of me :wink:

But you could argue that the movie merely quoted the subject.

Rhythm King
8th-October-2004, 03:10 PM
R-K,

This may be my last post before a stunned and somewhat terrified silence.

From films to trousers, Jenkins' music... our tastes are incredibly close... Is fab, albeit a little unnerving :what:

And that kilt. Hmm, scary but nevertheless quite cool :waycool:

Stuart
8th-October-2004, 07:16 PM
"Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship"

drathzel
8th-October-2004, 08:14 PM
What is it with men and asking for directions?

drathzel
8th-October-2004, 08:17 PM
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy

Tiggerbabe
8th-October-2004, 09:06 PM
What type of sycophant would you like me to be?

filthycute
8th-October-2004, 10:33 PM
"Negative, I am a meat popsical"

And quite recently....
"If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls"...........said seconds before a wrench is lobbed at some poor guys head. I cried laughing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

filthycute x x

baldrick
8th-October-2004, 11:26 PM
"Badges! Badges! we don't need no stinkeen badges" Jay Dee

"What with all these negative waves Moriarty" Nigel

"We're on an express elevator to hell, and going down " Group decision

Dance Demon
9th-October-2004, 12:28 AM
What we have here, is a failure to communicate!!!

Lynn
9th-October-2004, 01:01 AM
"Mmmmm yea! Well, man; what a beat."
"Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! - This will take brains, not brawn."
"you'd better beleive it - and I'm loaded with boath." ...I wanna be like you-oo-oo

Robin
11th-October-2004, 12:02 AM
"Its time to P-A-R-T ... Why ?
'Coz I gotta !"

drathzel
11th-October-2004, 08:42 AM
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

_____________

we do not gnaw on the kitty

drathzel
11th-October-2004, 08:49 AM
I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "SH1TTING" you.

baldrick
12th-October-2004, 11:30 PM
I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "SH1TTING" you.
And thats why you get told off for using naughty words :wink:

drathzel
13th-October-2004, 08:39 AM
And thats why you get told off for using naughty words :wink:


i know naughtier ones!!!!

====

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.

CJ
13th-October-2004, 11:45 AM
Back on topic.....

What time is it?!?

Fuzzy Wozzy was a woman?!?!?

GREAT film.....

Rhythm King
13th-October-2004, 11:48 AM
"Don't you shout at me, MR WARWICK!" (Throws away unlit cigarette)

Bardsey
13th-October-2004, 12:36 PM
Not a lot of people know that!

(Always credited to Michael Caine but never actually used by him until Educating Rita, when it was a line in the movie !) Not a lot of people know that, either :rofl:

Dreadful Scathe
13th-October-2004, 01:14 PM
ahh the classic gene wilder, richard prior 'See No Evil, Hear no evil' or whatever it was called. My favourite bit in that was when both charatcers were in a car - Richard Prior, who was blind and driving, was shouted at by Gene Wilder, who was deaf. , to "keep his eyes on the road" , so he faced front and said "well OK if it makes you feel better" :)


"Hail to the King Baby" ..now theres a quotable film :)

Andy McGregor
13th-October-2004, 01:41 PM
I'm just a sentimental old thing so my two fave quotes are;


"you make me want to be a better man"

and "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her" :gulp/sob:

Gordon J Pownall
13th-October-2004, 02:49 PM
OK _ Gottta be one of the best...



"Stop that Polish jibber jabber and steer 270..."

CJ
13th-October-2004, 02:56 PM
"You going to Hipsters this week?"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."

David Franklin
13th-October-2004, 03:10 PM
"you make me want to be a better man" On that theme...
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"

:whistle:

Rhythm King
13th-October-2004, 03:59 PM
OK _ Gottta be one of the best...



"Stop that Polish jibber jabber and steer 270..."


"Shut up - in Polish!"

Robin
13th-October-2004, 05:35 PM
"Hocky Dicky ?"

"dicky hocky boss "

{Dirty Laugh}

baldrick
13th-October-2004, 06:13 PM
I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get!

philsmove
13th-October-2004, 07:36 PM
Not a lot of people know that!

(Always credited to Michael Caine but never actually used by him until Educating Rita, when it was a line in the movie !) Not a lot of people know that, either :rofl:

I think was used by Cain when he put an OGM for Peter Sellers on his new answer machine. Rather than say “this is Peter Sellers phone” he said “hello my name…..” and rest as they say is history

Gojive
13th-October-2004, 08:26 PM
Music's been going downhill ever since Buddy Holly died.

:yeah: :yeah:

I'm not sure if this was from the film, or the stage show of the above, but.... "The rest was just rock and roll"

Others:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking/drinking/glue sniffing"

"He's not the Messiah, is just a very naughty boy!"

"Sandy?!....Danny?!"

"Way to go Paula"

Ok that last one isn't famous I think, but I just love that ending line from...well can you guess? :)

Gadget
13th-October-2004, 11:59 PM
...Well, you can get busy living, or get busy dieing...

Robin
14th-October-2004, 12:18 AM
"Oh .. I'm sorry - did I break your concentration ?"

Gordon J Pownall
14th-October-2004, 09:23 AM
"Hocky Dicky ?"

"dicky hocky boss "

{Dirty Laugh}

I'll think you find it was :-

"Nooka dicky...?"

"Dicka nooky boss..."

Gordon J Pownall
14th-October-2004, 09:26 AM
"It's not working..." :confused:

"Well try and little faster...." :what: :what: :what:

Robin
14th-October-2004, 09:54 AM
I'll think you find it was :-

"Nooka dicky...?"

"Dicka nooky boss..."

Beg to differ .. but I could be wrong .. thought it was based on variations of okey dokey ... didn;t they say different ones through the film? - but I've yet to find transcripts .

For anyone totally lost
Up The Khyber - Sid James and Bernard Breslaw

Gordon J Pownall
14th-October-2004, 11:29 AM
Beg to differ .. but I could be wrong .. thought it was based on variations of okey dokey ... didn;t they say different ones through the film? - but I've yet to find transcripts .

For anyone totally lost
Up The Khyber - Sid James and Bernard Breslaw


AAAAAGHHHHHH

Wrong film as well - what are you like....


It was Carry On Up The Jungle......


DOH...!!! :rolleyes:

xSalsa_Angelx
14th-October-2004, 12:31 PM
I'm not a Policeman, I'm a Princess

xSalsa_Angelx
14th-October-2004, 12:32 PM
hey where has my signature at the bottom gone? :( was there yesterday I think

Graham
14th-October-2004, 12:54 PM
hey where has my signature at the bottom gone? :( was there yesterday I think
Oh no - we can't have your bottom missing! :wink:

Chicklet
14th-October-2004, 01:14 PM
not a film, but a question for the same kind of egg heads that are frequenting this thread :wink: :hug:

"left hand down a bit"

I know it from The Navy Lark but did it originate elsewhere?

Graham
14th-October-2004, 01:28 PM
Sorry, the Navy Lark was a bit before my time. :na:

drathzel
14th-October-2004, 01:30 PM
Sorry, the Navy Lark was a bit before my time. :na:


yeah right.... snigger snigger!!!!

I mean Yeah, right, your right!

Divissima
14th-October-2004, 01:48 PM
Are we supposed to be guessing/identifying the films as we go along? There are a few quotations I don't recognise or can't work out which film although familiar.

Here's one of my favourites (Trampy not allowed to guess cos he already knows it):

'If you're really us, what number are we thinking of?'
'69, dudes!'

I know, very very silly, but still a scream of a film.

Divissima
14th-October-2004, 01:49 PM
"you make me want to be a better man" As Good as it Gets - Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt?


"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her" :gulp/sob:Notting Hill - Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant (*sob*) - I'm a sentimental fool, too! :blush:

Divissima
14th-October-2004, 01:51 PM
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."Star Wars - Obi wK to Luke when they first arrive at Mos Eisley (or however you spell it)

drathzel
14th-October-2004, 02:02 PM
Are we supposed to be guessing/identifying the films as we go along? There are a few quotations I don't recognise or can't work out which film although familiar.

Here's one of my favourites (Trampy not allowed to guess cos he already knows it):

'If you're really us, what number are we thinking of?'
'69, dudes!'

I know, very very silly, but still a scream of a film.


Bill and ted?

Chicklet
14th-October-2004, 02:07 PM
Sorry, the Navy Lark was a bit before my time. :na:

think it was eighteen thirty hours, were you not up?

BBC Audio collection, retrotastic :D :waycool:

Divissima
14th-October-2004, 02:15 PM
Bill and ted?Yes! Of course :blush: The Circle-K quote is also a good one, but Steve already used that one.

Divissima
14th-October-2004, 02:18 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking/drinking/glue sniffing"Airplane! again or maybe Airplane II?


"He's not the Messiah, is just a very naughty boy!"Life of Brian - but it's so quotable :D


"Sandy?!....Danny?!"Gotta be Grease!


"Way to go Paula"

Ok that last one isn't famous I think, but I just love that ending line from...well can you guess? :)Bridget Jones?

David Franklin
14th-October-2004, 02:27 PM
"Way to go Paula"

Ok that last one isn't famous I think, but I just love that ending line from...well can you guess?

Bridget Jones?Officer and a Gentleman.

Dave

Robin
14th-October-2004, 02:36 PM
"'ave you gert a lisonse fur your murkey?"

drathzel
14th-October-2004, 02:38 PM
Yes! Of course :blush: The Circle-K quote is also a good one, but Steve already used that one.


For some reason, i just remembered it! Nothing to do with T! I have only seen the film once, but its a cracker of a line! :rofl:

Graham
14th-October-2004, 03:02 PM
yeah right.... snigger snigger!!!!

I mean Yeah, right, your right!
You sure you want to go there, young Danielle? :wink:


"left hand down a bit"

I know it from The Navy Lark but did it originate elsewhere?
Being the type of egg-head who frequents this thread I have done a little research, and I can't find any references to it prior to The Navy Lark. I am fairly sure that it entered the public consciousness through its use as a catch-phrase on that radio show.


"'ave you gert a lisonse fur your murkey?"
I'm fairly sure it was "minkie" - I nearly quoted that one too!

drathzel
14th-October-2004, 03:23 PM
You sure you want to go there, young Danielle? :wink:


Your only as young as the person you feel! So thats no one for me however i tend not to go for young guys. Any way age is a state of mind and my minds in some state!! I have no idea what age i really am!!! :confused:

Gordon J Pownall
14th-October-2004, 03:51 PM
"....and we want a shwubuwwy..."



"...African or European.....?"



"...what was the first thing again..."



"...come on - let’s get into character..."


"....there's a passage I got memorized,seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Dreadful Scathe
14th-October-2004, 04:19 PM
Its not always the dialogue thats the most memorable - who can forget Terry Jones embarrasement when caught 'saying NI at an old woman' or the best double take ever on film with this exchange...

CENTURION: (coming in just before Pilate address the crowd)
Hail Caesar.
BIGGUS:
Hail Thaethar!
CENTURION:
You're not (double take) ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?


Course now Lou is going to get me for quoting Python again :eek:

Gojive
14th-October-2004, 04:21 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking/drinking/glue sniffing"
Airplane! again or maybe Airplane II?
Yep....one of the two! :D





"He's not the Messiah, is just a very naughty boy!"
Life of Brian - but it's so quotable
:D



"Sandy?!....Danny?!"
Gotta be Grease!
:D





"Way to go Paula"

Bridget Jones?
:sad: Nope, but David Franklin got it soon after, with....

"An officer and a gentleman"

Gordon J Pownall
14th-October-2004, 04:37 PM
Its not always the dialogue thats the most memorable - who can forget Terry Jones embarrasement when caught 'saying NI at an old woman' or the best double take ever on film with this exchange...

..or the Roman soldiers face during this exchange.....



"...he has a wife you know.......her name is.......Incontinentia.......Incontentia Buttox....."

The look on the soldiers face trying to surpress laughter is priceless......

philsmove
14th-October-2004, 07:11 PM
not a film, but a question for the same kind of egg heads that are frequenting this thread :wink: :hug:

"left hand down a bit"

I know it from The Navy Lark but did it originate elsewhere?

Fairly sure “Left hand down a bit Mr Phillips” often followed by an enormous CRASH) is a Pertwee original


OK these are also steam radio

“He’s fallen in the water”

And “Ive been here 35 years”

drathzel
15th-October-2004, 08:33 AM
Not actually a quote but i went to see Bubba Ho-Tep on Sunday night and i recommend it for anyone who likes cult style films! Its low budget but i found it highly enteraining!!! :clap:

I then went to see Bride and Prejudice last night and it was 2hrs 20 of pure torture, and i like chick flicks!!!! It was just tooooo cheesy, even for me!!! :sick:

Lou
15th-October-2004, 12:11 PM
Course now Lou is going to get me for quoting Python again :eek:




I'm saying nothing, mate. Just smiling in a forced Gwyneth-Paltrow-listening-to-John-Hannah-in-Sliding-Doors kind of way









:whistle:

Stuart M
2nd-November-2004, 01:05 PM
Browsing my movie collection last night, thought of some more faves:

"Bella and...eh...bella"

"You're dead - I erased you."
"Care for a little necrophilia?"

And my all-time favourite last line from a movie:
"Well, nobody's perfect!"

:grin:

Forte
2nd-November-2004, 01:07 PM
[QUOTE=Stuart M]Browsing my movie collection last night, thought of some more faves:

"Bella and...eh...bella"



Gregory's Girl. Love it!

Forte
2nd-November-2004, 01:08 PM
Browsing my movie collection last night, thought of some more faves:

"
And my all-time favourite last line from a movie:
"Well, nobody's perfect!"

:grin:


Some like it Hot! Love it, too!

CJ
2nd-November-2004, 01:35 PM
"I would kill or die to make love to you."

This is a peach... any ideas?!?

Jamie Lee replies "I know."

Rhythm King
2nd-November-2004, 05:26 PM
"The one without the parsley is the one without the poison, and the vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true"

and

"Either this patient is dead, or my watch has stopped..."

Dreadful Scathe
2nd-November-2004, 05:31 PM
"The one without the parsley is the one without the poison, and the vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true"

and

"Either this patient is dead, or my watch has stopped..."
I recognise a groucho line when I see one :)

stewart38
2nd-November-2004, 05:36 PM
George, George " A lot of people dont like me but I dont like them so that makes us even"

Quoted by Mr Potter from Its a Wonderful life staring James Stewart and Donna Reid 1949 I think ? Frank Capra Film Best film ever my view

All the Clint East Wood sayings

"you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixy"

baldrick
3rd-November-2004, 11:08 PM
My what an interesting job you boys have.