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Gus
24th-September-2004, 10:41 AM
Quick poll to validate the moral fortitude of the fourm's population. Dont worry, its anonymous ... just wondering what 'sins' you've been guilty of, whether or not you were caught. :blush:

Divissima
24th-September-2004, 10:43 AM
My Catholic upbringing came rushing back, and I readied myself for a public confession.... only to find - no poll!!

I'll keep my Hail Mary's in reserve and hope for a poll soon :wink:

under par
24th-September-2004, 10:45 AM
My Catholic upbringing came rushing back, and I readied myself for a public confession.... only to find - no poll!!

I'll keep my Hail Mary's in reserve and hope for a poll soon :wink:


I ran to find my rosary beads!....! :eek: but no poll...? :confused:

Gus
24th-September-2004, 10:49 AM
I ran to find my rosary beads!....! :eek: but no poll...? :confused:BL**dy hell guys give me a chance ... you must sure be ready to confess :wink:

under par
24th-September-2004, 10:56 AM
BL**dy hell guys give me a chance ... you must sure be ready to confess :wink:


You CANNOT go around mentioning BL**dy HELL whilst wanting us to confess, the mention of HELL might put some off the confessional .....come on now Father GUS. :what:

Chicklet
24th-September-2004, 10:57 AM
can confess to three, but it amuses me no end that they are all related to the same er incident(s) so only really count as one!! :innocent:

Bardsey
24th-September-2004, 11:00 AM
Didn't realise til I answered this poll truthfully just what a BAD girl I am :tears: :devil:

under par
24th-September-2004, 11:00 AM
can confess to three, but it amuses me no end that they are all related to the same er incident(s) so only really count as one!! :innocent:


Chicklet , do you mean this was just one evenings sins for you... RESPECT! :worthy: :hug: :kiss: :yeah:

CJ
24th-September-2004, 11:00 AM
can confess to three, but it amuses me no end that they are all related to the same er incident(s) so only really count as one!! :innocent:

Let me guess: whilst driving over the speed limit, you were having phone sex with someone you shouldn't have!!

:D

Lisa
24th-September-2004, 11:04 AM
can confess to three, but it amuses me no end that they are all related to the same er incident(s) so only really count as one!! :innocent:

Let me guess.. U broke the speed limit in order to have sex with someone you should't have then crawled into work with the same shirt 2 days running? :kiss:

Lisa
24th-September-2004, 11:05 AM
CJ YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNDERPAR .. I would have thought that as a moral upstanding member of the community you couldn't tick any of the boxes?

under par
24th-September-2004, 11:11 AM
CJ YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNDERPAR .. I would have thought that as a moral upstanding member of the community you couldn't tick any of the boxes?

Lisa, whoever told you i was one of those...yeuch! :eek:

Lisa
24th-September-2004, 11:14 AM
A wee birdie gave me that as his reason for not travelling to Perth this weekend! :whistle: :flower:

CJ
24th-September-2004, 11:16 AM
A wee birdie gave me that as his reason for not travelling to Perth this weekend! :whistle: :flower:

Really?!?!?!

Are "upstanding members" not allowed @ BFG?!?!?

:blush:
might have to rethink wearing the kilt, now....

Bardsey
24th-September-2004, 11:19 AM
Really?!?!?!

Are "upstanding members" not allowed @ BFG?!?!?

:blush:
might have to rethink wearing the kilt, now....

You naughty, naughty boy. Actually, Dreadful Scathe is going and if you look at a pic that Lory posted on the Southport Aftermath site, you will see that he looks like a REALLY upstanding member :rofl:

Graham
24th-September-2004, 11:19 AM
Really?!?!?!

Are "upstanding members" not allowed @ BFG?!?!?

:blush:
might have to rethink wearing the kilt, now....
Not at all - sporrans cover a multitude of sins. :wink:

Lisa
24th-September-2004, 11:20 AM
No bring them on....upstanding members are more fun to corrupt! :devil: No, I think for political reasons Under Par has to work in the Brighton area this weekend so he and the very sexy Mrs Under Par can't make it :sad:

Chicklet
24th-September-2004, 11:21 AM
no further comment.....except to say that Eastenders / the TV was certainly NOT involved :D

Lisa
24th-September-2004, 11:24 AM
Really?!?!?!

Are "upstanding members" not allowed @ BFG?!?!?

:blush:
might have to rethink wearing the kilt, now....


CJ REALLY!!!!!! Opps... the penny has finally dropped... it was my innocent mind ... might need a strong frame to dance with and not too many UCP moves then! :rofl:

CJ
24th-September-2004, 11:29 AM
and not too many UCP moves then! :rofl:

But just enough?!?!?! :eek:

:flower:

drathzel
24th-September-2004, 11:38 AM
Really?!?!?!

Are "upstanding members" not allowed @ BFG?!?!?

:blush:
might have to rethink wearing the kilt, now....


IMHO "upstanding members" are definetly allowed. Especially so that they can accompany such an innocent young lady like myself! MMMM can i tick six and still say that? :innocent:

Gordon J Pownall
24th-September-2004, 01:10 PM
Two things.....

1. Is that all the options you have...? :what:

2. What do you do when you realise there is nothing else to do sin-wise when you have fully completed the list? :whistle:

3. Sod hail Mary's - I'd rather drink 5 Bloody Mary's and forget about some of them...!!! :cheers:

4. Did I say two things - please add liar to the list of sins.... :devil:


With warmest regards,

A prospective Labour MP.............NOT

philsmove
24th-September-2004, 02:32 PM
Not only are you all sinners

At least 75% are lairs :devil:

As only under 20% have admitted to breaking the speed limit

I have allowed 5 % for people who are not drivers

Franck
24th-September-2004, 02:42 PM
Not only are you all sinners

At least 75% are lairs :devil:

As only under 20% have admitted to breaking the speed limit

I have allowed 5 % for people who are not drivers
nope, you looked at the stats wrongly :nice:

There are 28 voters so far, and 28 people admitted speeding... So 100% :D

Dreadful Scathe
24th-September-2004, 03:06 PM
of course I voted yes for every single one just to prove how pointless statistics are...Ive never broken any of them, not even the speeding one*




* i had my fingers crossed when i typed that

Gus
24th-September-2004, 03:18 PM
Waht worries me, having reviewd the results so far of you heathen outcats, is that anyone of you would be allowed to sit on a jury and sit in judgement of your fellow man ... no wonder succesfull prosecutions are so low.

Repent NOW! ... oops, starting to sound like Rev Paisley. :sick:

Divissima
24th-September-2004, 03:24 PM
Waht worries me, having reviewd the results so far of you heathen outcats, is that anyone of you would be allowed to sit on a jury and sit in judgement of your fellow man ... no wonder succesfull prosecutions are so low.Actually, I'm not allowed to sit on a jury ('cos I'm a qualified solicitor). But I take your point :D

Lynn
24th-September-2004, 03:28 PM
nope, you looked at the stats wrongly :nice:

There are 28 voters so far, and 28 people admitted speeding... So 100% :D Now one person who hasn't, must be a non-driver. The only way to be sure of never going over the speed limit by 1mph would be to drive 5mph below it!

Chicklet
24th-September-2004, 03:34 PM
heathen outcats,


isn't the correct phrase "DIRTY heathen outcats" ??? :innocent:

philsmove
24th-September-2004, 03:44 PM
nope, you looked at the stats wrongly :nice:

There are 28 voters so far, and 28 people admitted speeding... So 100% :D

OK :worthy: :blush: but the % colum is very misleading if you can vote more than once

under par
24th-September-2004, 03:44 PM
Actually, I'm not allowed to sit on a jury ('cos I'm a qualified solicitor). But I take your point :D


Neither am I cos I locked up in the first place... :whistle:

Dreadful Scathe
24th-September-2004, 03:52 PM
Actually, I'm not allowed to sit on a jury ('cos I'm a qualified solicitor). But I take your point :D
Is THAT what they told you the reason was ? :whistle: :)

Leo
25th-September-2004, 12:16 AM
Oh well. To the firey gates of hell it is then!!!

Leo
25th-September-2004, 12:17 AM
Oh no, hang on.....

Leo
25th-September-2004, 12:18 AM
I've NEVER watched eastenders

Leo
25th-September-2004, 12:22 AM
I'm Saved

under par
25th-September-2004, 08:02 AM
I'm Saved


What a cherub you are! :flower:

Lola
25th-September-2004, 03:59 PM
so glad to know i'm not the only one... was begining to feel abit of an outcast as i started to tick the boxes!!!!!

drathzel
28th-September-2004, 08:48 AM
so glad to know i'm not the only one... was begining to feel abit of an outcast as i started to tick the boxes!!!!!


I ticked 6 dont worry! (I am going to hell though! :devil: ) :hug:

Gordon J Pownall
28th-September-2004, 01:58 PM
I ticked 6 dont worry! (I am going to hell though! :devil: ) :hug:

See you there......at least I'll be in good company...!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

drathzel
28th-September-2004, 02:01 PM
See you there......at least I'll be in good company...!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

Exactly.... we'll all have fun and party! While watching eastenders! :blush:

baldrick
28th-September-2004, 02:13 PM
[QUOTE=drathzelWhile watching eastenders![/QUOTE]
arrgh, I was going to put in some effort and join you right up until that threat was made :eek: :tears: :sick:

drathzel
28th-September-2004, 02:14 PM
arrgh, I was going to put in some effort and join you right up until that threat was made :eek: :tears: :sick:


Well you dont have to watch!

baldrick
28th-September-2004, 02:26 PM
Well you dont have to watch!

Wiggle and sway with eyes shut, ooh :drool: :yum: :waycool:

drathzel
28th-September-2004, 06:02 PM
Wiggle and sway with eyes shut, ooh :drool: :yum: :waycool:

See you can do it put your back into it! :D

Lola
28th-September-2004, 06:23 PM
if we're all going to hell anyway, maybe we should practise a little more......anyone coming to gus's blues night on sat ????

drathzel
28th-September-2004, 06:27 PM
if we're all going to hell anyway, maybe we should practise a little more......anyone coming to gus's blues night on sat ????


I am completely up for that! The hell thing that is as Wales is too far away to travel for a blues workshop! :nice:

Lola
28th-September-2004, 06:39 PM
it's not quite wales... gus is still in england... it's only me that's over the border with no where to dance !!!

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 08:56 AM
it's not quite wales... gus is still in england... it's only me that's over the border with no where to dance !!!

I still think england is a wee bit far for me to travel for one class! However.... if anyone wanted to offer me accomodation i would consider it! Ha ha only joking! :na:

baldrick
29th-September-2004, 09:21 AM
if we're all going to hell anyway, maybe we should practise a little more......anyone coming to gus's blues night on sat ????
Awe shucks, got all excited cause I'm off to wales for a family do and just thought I could fit in some dancing. But I'm off to the deepest south. Never mind next time maybe. :(

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 01:58 PM
Awe shucks, got all excited
:blush:
Again? Thats at least three threads you have got excited over

baldrick
29th-September-2004, 01:58 PM
:blush:
Again? Thats at least three threads you have got excited over

Were you on all of them?

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 02:00 PM
Were you on all of them?

yes? :confused: :innocent:

baldrick
29th-September-2004, 02:02 PM
yes? :confused: :innocent:
Wooo ooooo.
Nothing if not consistant :hug: :cheers: :innocent: :devil:

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 02:15 PM
Wooo ooooo.
Nothing if not consistant :hug: :cheers: :innocent: :devil:


ok ...... i thought i was going to be enlightened! :innocent:

baldrick
29th-September-2004, 02:23 PM
ok ...... i thought i was going to be enlightened! :innocent:
nope just inflated :D :flower:

Lola
29th-September-2004, 05:36 PM
if anyone wants to be enlightened (or inflated.)...... you're very welcome in wales.... we're very friendly and i'm sure we could find you a place to rest your weary bodies... ( are there any other celtic / welsh people on the forum or am i the only one who's been enlightened????)

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 06:59 PM
nope just inflated :D :flower:

Either/or,..... i'll be happy with anything at the mo! :whistle:

baldrick
29th-September-2004, 07:15 PM
Either/or,..... i'll be happy with anything at the mo! :whistle:
Hold on and I'll huff and puff and blow myself blue in the face :cool: ;)

drathzel
29th-September-2004, 07:23 PM
Hold on and I'll huff and puff and blow myself blue in the face :cool: ;)


watch... you might blow the house down!!

Pammy
30th-September-2004, 10:53 AM
Puff ? Blow ?
Wherever you look it's balloon this, balloon that...

I think this fascination with rubber products is contagious... :what:

Dreadful Scathe
30th-September-2004, 10:56 AM
Hold on and I'll huff and puff and blow myself blue in the face :cool: ;)
do you have a permit for being blue ? :)

CJ
30th-September-2004, 11:26 AM
do you have a permit for being blue ? :)

He has a license from Kelloggs...

drathzel
30th-September-2004, 01:18 PM
Puff ? Blow ?
Wherever you look it's balloon this, balloon that...

I think this fascination with rubber products is contagious... :what:


Its the lack of balloon fillers thats getting to me!!! Can anyone help with this? :whistle: :innocent:

Lola
2nd-October-2004, 05:35 PM
have the same problem if you find answer to solution let me know...

drathzel
3rd-October-2004, 01:00 PM
have the same problem if you find answer to solution let me know...
Ditto!! :sad:

philsmove
5th-November-2004, 09:29 PM
It has already been established “you are ALL filthy sinners” but the poll is anonyms

So here is your chance to own up

I will start the ball rolling:

I have to confess I own a BMW (not a red one thank goodness) but non-the less it is a BMW

Over to you

baldrick
6th-November-2004, 02:25 AM
I own
Three bycicles
two kyayks
pair of handcuffs
but still no dance trainers :tears:

philsmove
6th-November-2004, 02:54 AM
I own
.......
pair of handcuffs
............
:

I leant a new move the other night “the handcuff lean”

Must try it with real handcuffs :rofl:

baldrick
6th-November-2004, 03:03 AM
I leant a new move the other night “the handcuff lean”

Must try it with real handcuffs :rofl:
Never mind that, someone teach me the move :drool:

philsmove
6th-November-2004, 01:37 PM
Never mind that, someone teach me the move :drool:

http://www.forum.leroc-in-bristol.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=Rvw_Wed_Elmgrove;action=display;num =1097708930

baldrick
6th-November-2004, 03:03 PM
http://www.forum.leroc-in-bristol.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=Rvw_Wed_Elmgrove;action=display;num =1097708930
Thank you kind sir :worthy: