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spatz
15th-September-2004, 04:40 PM
Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

baldrick
15th-September-2004, 04:43 PM
Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?
What Clark's cousin? :wink:

Franck
15th-September-2004, 04:59 PM
Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?Nope!

No truth in it at all.

Interesting first post though :sad:

Divissima
15th-September-2004, 05:07 PM
Is it true Franck is for sale? :devil:

Franck
15th-September-2004, 05:11 PM
Is it true Franck is for sale? :devil:
Absolutely :D I'll go to the highest bidder, in fact, any bidder... :wink:

Divissima
15th-September-2004, 05:13 PM
Hey, top bit of moderating there :whistle: :devil:
Now it seems I've started a silly rumour, whereas it seemed to me a perfectly sensible rumour at the time.

Is it sealed bids for Franck, then :wink:

Franck
15th-September-2004, 05:34 PM
Hey, top bit of moderating there :whistle: :devil:
Now it seems I've started a silly rumour, whereas it seemed to me a perfectly sensible rumour at the time.

Is it sealed bids for Franck, then :wink:
As sealed as my lips :wink:

Dreadful Scathe
15th-September-2004, 06:47 PM
Great News. Ive just bought Ceroc Kent for a case of beer and some collectable smurf figures. Bargain if you ask me.

Now...er...wheres Kent ? :)

sassy1
15th-September-2004, 06:47 PM
:whistle:

I think the bids for Franck should be more interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

I will start by bidding........

My old witches hat....

A bag full of cobwebs.....

with some rather splendid sequins :rofl: :wink:

under par
15th-September-2004, 07:41 PM
:whistle:

I think the bids for Franck should be more interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

I will start by bidding........

My old witches hat....

A bag full of cobwebs.....

with some rather splendid sequins :rofl: :wink:


Mrs par has just raised the bid by 5 rats tails and a 3 frogs legs :whistle:

Divissima
15th-September-2004, 11:01 PM
Hey, Mr Par, I've just seen you on ebay - I put in a generous bid :devil:

sassy1
16th-September-2004, 12:24 AM
:rofl:

2nd bid - how about some hardly used spit and polish :whistle: comes with my Sunday broom :drool:

home made tea bag :cheers:

and my fav mole !! (cant afford a cat) :sad:

BUT..... if you throw in that cute fella Ceroc Kent to clear the bats from the attic I will add a half a jar of Marmite :clap:

Dance Demon
16th-September-2004, 12:39 AM
Great News. Ive just bought Ceroc Kent for a case of beer and some collectable smurf figures. Bargain if you ask me.

Now...er...wheres Kent ? :)

Sounds like a fair deal....I once tried to get a portable TV for my mother in law...........but the guy wouldn't swap..:tears: :rolleyes:

Andy McGregor
16th-September-2004, 12:51 AM
Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

Don't buy it. They allow smoking next to the dance floor in more than half their venues :sick:

Buy Ceroc Kent, dance fast and die young - the James Dean of Modern Jive ...

Buy Franck and live for ever :waycool:

Andy McGregor
16th-September-2004, 12:54 AM
Now...er...wheres Kent ? :)

They grow hops there and smoke next to the dance floor at many Ceroc Kent venues - just follow your nose :devil:

Sparkles
16th-September-2004, 12:59 AM
Franck, can I bid for you too?
I'll give you a sneak preview of my avatar outfit... :wink:
waddya say?

Franck
16th-September-2004, 03:05 AM
Franck, can I bid for you too?
I'll give you a sneak preview of my avatar outfit... :wink:
waddya say?
speechless really :D

:drool:

Lory
16th-September-2004, 09:11 AM
Franck, can I bid for you too?

I'm seriously contemplating joining the bid but I'm reserving my bid till I've tried him out a few times! :yum: :wink: :rofl:

Pammy
16th-September-2004, 11:37 AM
As everyone knows, I paid well above the odds for Boomer, 2 rivetas and a rotten orange, and boy, believe me you really should check out the goods before you part with your money :wink:

However, I am prepared to offer the following:-

1 cauliflour and a small heinz beans (heinz, not lidls!) for D.S.

and

1 split tomato and a soft cucumber for our lovely C.J.

Andy McGregor comes free with any other purchase, right? :hug:

am I the highest bidder? :)

PS I warn possible bidders, don't pay anything more for me than a cigarette butt and one worn shoe...

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 11:47 AM
PS I warn possible bidders, don't pay anything more for me than a cigarette butt and one worn shoe...
I'll bid one pair of trainers (not too smelly, but muddy) and half a bar of milk chocolate. :D

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 11:57 AM
I'll bid one pair of trainers (not too smelly, but muddy) and half a bar of milk chocolate. :D


Thats cuz your the milk tray man!! is that the second half of the bar we ate last night? :yum:

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 12:13 PM
is that the second half of the bar we ate last night? :yum:
Nope, Margret Rose finished that off last night. This bit's been lurking at the bottom of my canoe kit bag for a while. Don't think its moving by itself yet :sick:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 01:54 PM
Nope, Margret Rose finished that off last night. This bit's been lurking at the bottom of my canoe kit bag for a while. Don't think its moving by itself yet :sick:


eew :sick: glad i didn't get that one! ick

Pammy
16th-September-2004, 02:00 PM
Anyway, who's every heard of a HALF eaten bar of chocolate :confused:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 02:16 PM
Anyway, who's every heard of a HALF eaten bar of chocolate :confused:


i know you must eat the whole bar!

Baldrick is very nice cuz he shares his chocolate. Maybe he'd eaten his share and wanted someone else to have it! :yum:

Lory
16th-September-2004, 02:22 PM
Maybe he'd eaten his share and wanted someone else to have it! :yum:
:yeah: Hey! I'm not stingy either! :whistle: I can offer the lid of my 'Petit Filou'......... pristine unlicked condition:rofl:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 02:39 PM
:yeah: Hey! I'm not stingy either! :whistle: I can offer the lid of my 'Petit Filou'......... pristine unlicked condition:rofl:


Oh can i have it! :yum:

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 02:48 PM
:yeah: Hey! I'm not stingy either! :whistle: I can offer the lid of my 'Petit Filou'......... pristine unlicked condition:rofl:
But who are you expecting to get in return for this treat :confused:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 03:01 PM
But who are you expecting to get in return for this treat :confused:


I am offering to give you! hehe

DianaS
16th-September-2004, 03:03 PM
As sealed as my lips :wink:
Well, I've got nothing to offer, and little to lose,
so I'll bid ALL my reputation..
plus half a roll of used body tape
:eek:

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 03:06 PM
I am offering to give you! hehe
Ooo getting a good price then I see :tears:

Lory
16th-September-2004, 03:07 PM
But who are you expecting to get in return for this treat :confused:
FRANCK! :waycool: and will accept nothing less! :devil: :D

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 03:08 PM
Well, I've got nothing to offer, and little to lose,
so I'll bid ALL my reputation..
plus half a roll of used body tape
:eek:
I'll buy your reputation, mine's shot to ribbons around here. :D (and yes I know I should have put this in the last reply, but I'm no thinking quick) :blush:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 03:09 PM
FRANCK! :waycool: and will accept nothing less! :devil: :D


I will give you a Baldrick and his half a bar of chocolate!

Lory
16th-September-2004, 03:13 PM
I will give you a Baldrick and his half a bar of chocolate!Hmmm it's getting difficult now? :rolleyes:



plus half a roll of used body tape
:eek:Where EXCATLY has it been used? :what:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 03:22 PM
Hmmm it's getting difficult now? :rolleyes:


Where EXCATLY has it been used? :what:


you can even have the lid back when i am finished :D

Pammy
16th-September-2004, 03:43 PM
I am offering to give you! hehe

Hmmm, give you what though ? :wink:

baldrick
16th-September-2004, 04:10 PM
Hmmm, give you what though ? :wink:
:drool:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 05:29 PM
:drool:


Give him away... someone take him.. please!!!!

Oh and a wee word of advice. he makes you laugh when you are dancing, on purpose!!!

Sparkles
16th-September-2004, 06:05 PM
FRANCK! :waycool: and will accept nothing less! :devil: :D
Sorry, Honey, I think you're at the back of the queue :wink: :devil:...
...after all, I've got him speachless already :na: :na: - :na: :na: :na:

drathzel
16th-September-2004, 06:13 PM
Sorry, Honey, I think you're at the back of the queue :wink: :devil:...
...after all, I've got him speachless already :na: :na: - :na: :na: :na:


You can have him! I'm still holding out for mr swayze!

Lory
16th-September-2004, 06:26 PM
Sorry, Honey, I think you're at the back of the queue :wink: :devil:...
...after all, I've got him speachless already :na: :na: - :na: :na: :na:
:yeah: :worthy: :tears:

sassy1
16th-September-2004, 11:35 PM
:rofl: :wink: :whistle:

serious stuff now :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I will have to bring out some very strong spells to influence both the bidding for "oor Franck" and the chocolate thats hidden anywhere on Baldrick's canoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galaxy is my fav - :yum: I could melt in your arms if you feed me Galaxy

back to the bidding and the cute kent ceroc :drool:

hankies with names on (ok it's my name but .....)

my six foot skeleleton .... Billy :eek:

one pair of boots ( if you know me - you will be laughing) :sad:

e- bay - does not get a look in !!!!!!!!!!!

drathzel
17th-September-2004, 07:41 AM
:rofl: :wink: :whistle:

serious stuff now :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I will have to bring out some very strong spells to influence both the bidding for "oor Franck" and the chocolate thats hidden anywhere on Baldrick's canoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galaxy is my fav - :yum: I could melt in your arms if you feed me Galaxy

back to the bidding and the cute kent ceroc :drool:

hankies with names on (ok it's my name but .....)

my six foot skeleleton .... Billy :eek:



one pair of boots ( if you know me - you will be laughing) :sad:

e- bay - does not get a look in !!!!!!!!!!!

Well since i'm selling baldrick (sorry i accepted responsibilty for the young gentleman as its a big bad world out in the forum without a minder) i will only accept bids in the form of GINGER NUTS!

Gadget
17th-September-2004, 08:58 AM
He's not a red head... or is it dye?

drathzel
18th-September-2004, 12:05 PM
He's not a red head... or is it dye?


Its dyed.. But sssh I didn't tell you! :wink: :whistle:

baldrick
18th-September-2004, 01:32 PM
He's not a red head... or is it dye?I don't dye it. Just enhance its natural brilliance :na:

drathzel
18th-September-2004, 05:05 PM
I don't dye it. Just enhance its natural brilliance :na:


Yes Baldrick! Dont worry we will keep your secret :grin: :whistle:

Gordon J Pownall
20th-September-2004, 10:49 AM
Is it true that :-


1. You can still get JiveMasters 2003 videos... :whistle:

2. That Ceroc Kent Maidstone has a smoking ban in the whole venue..ANDY!!!! :eek:

3. That this years BritRoc is gonna be amazing (Will we get a repeat performance of Andy and Rob C double trouble..???) :grin:

4. That Andy and RobC will be announcing their forthcoming marriage at BritRoc... :sick:


Just curious..... :what: