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StevanHogg
1st-August-2004, 10:54 AM
Wounded American

A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"

Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."

The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"

Gordon J Pownall
2nd-August-2004, 10:33 AM
Like it.....there is actually a thread for jokes in the fun and games section....not such a good idea to tell you tho as you'll be there all day reading them....


Nice one......... :wink: