New Record for Members Online TODAY at Midday

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There are 23 online currently and we need 33 more come on everybody a big effort of networking by whatever means and lets get up to 56 online members at MIDDAY today

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There are 23 online currently and we need 33 more come on everybody a big effort of networking by whatever means and lets get up to 56 online members at MIDDAY today


We have dropped back to 19 online....

[DianaS]

We have dropped back to 19 online....
I'm on and raring to go!
What we going to talk about though? :yeah:

[under par]

I'm on and raring to go!
What we going to talk about though? :yeah:

What ever you want to....... :whistle:

Best dance venue....

Best record to skateboard to.............

funniest looking elbows ever seen.........

nicest smelling cheese........

greatest ever cardigan wearers.....

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

[DianaS]

What ever you want to....... :whistle:

Best dance venue....

Best record to skateboard to.............

funniest looking elbows ever seen.........

nicest smelling cheese........

greatest ever cardigan wearers.....

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
What about the worst chat up line or complement that your've ever had in a danvce venue! :clap:

[DianaS]

What about the worst chat up line or complement that your've ever had in a danvce venue! :clap:
Any one got a starter? :clap: :hug:

[Gordon J Pownall]

Any one got a starter? :clap: :hug:

As a dance teacher I was approached by a woman in her late forties who asked if I gave individual tuition. I said that I did (in all innocence) :innocent: and was then asked later in the evening (by the same woman)...

Would you be able to give me some private tuition in leading and following...???

I spent ten minutes or so going through the basics with her at the side of the dance floor :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: and after that she said,

"Well, now that I know you can lead and I know how to follow, what are the chances of you leading me astray later on after you finish :devil: ....I would certainly be willing to follow your lead !!!!" :sick:


How cheesy is that....???? :drool:

[Divissima]

This line was used on me a couple of years ago:

"I know I'm old enough to be your father, but would you like to go out sometime?"

[Gordon J Pownall]

Where can we see how many members are actually online at the moment...???

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Where can we see how many members are actually online at the moment...???


Go to quicklinks on topline highlight it and it is at the bottom.

[DianaS]

As a dance teacher I was approached by a woman in her late forties who asked if I gave individual tuition. I said that I did (in all innocence) :innocent: and was then asked later in the evening (by the same woman)...

Would you be able to give me some private tuition in leading and following...???

I spent ten minutes or so going through the basics with her at the side of the dance floor :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: and after that she said,

"Well, now that I know you can lead and I know how to follow, what are the chances of you leading me astray later on after you finish :devil: ....I would certainly be willing to follow your lead !!!!" :sick:


How cheesy is that....???? :drool:

and did you???? :whistle:

[under par]

We still only have 22 online HELP!!

[DianaS]

Most touching chat up I've had was in the middle of a lovely slow blusey number, when he just looked at me and said

this dance floor is really crowded
I wish all these people would just go away

Most cheesy
you're really hot, and so am I.(It was a hot night at a hot venue) Lets go outside (I looked at him and didn't!)

[Gordon J Pownall]

and did you???? :whistle:

Most certainly not....I'm a good boy despite the recent coverage in the Mirror (you know, students fall in love with their teachers etc etc.) :blush:

Oh....what a dreary drag it is - happens all the time NOT!!!! :sick:

Mind you, being the perfect standard CerocMetro height for dancer / teacher, it isn't surprising. :waycool: Adam and Andy McG both suffer the same affliction of dancers falling in love with them as well.... :hug:

[Gordon J Pownall]

Go to quicklinks on topline highlight it and it is at the bottom.

Eh...??? :confused:

Quicklinks doesn't give a how many members option....totally confused.... :really:

[under par]

Eh...??? :confused:

Quicklinks doesn't give a how many members option....totally confused.... :really:

At the bottom of Quicklinks is "whose online" if you click that it tells you on the top of the page how many are there. :clap:

[under par]

Only 27 at midday!

[Pammy]

I'm here :grin:

[DavidB]

"I know I'm old enough to be your father, but would you like to go out sometime?"I can't believe Toby used that line on you.

[CJ]

At the bottom of Quicklinks is "whose online" if you click that it tells you on the top of the page how many are there. :clap:

That is under the proviso that you are a paid up member...

Anyway, am here.

How we doing for numbers?!?

[Boozy Bird]

I was there too!

[Gordon J Pownall]

I was there too!

Et moi aussi... :worthy:

[under par]

That is under the proviso that you are a paid up member...

Anyway, am here.

How we doing for numbers?!?


29 at midday +5 minutes

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30 at midday+6 min

[Lou]

Anyway, am here.Me too! :nice:

[Lory]

I'm here, I can't believe I've left my fridge half way though cleaning it! All the foods out and i've sprayed it with Detox! :rolleyes: :)

[Gordon J Pownall]

Best dance venue....

Has to be Walthamstow Town Hall - marvellous venue of CerocMetro Masked Ball of the East and the JiveMasters final....brilliant.... :worthy:




Best record to skateboard to.............

Errm......welll, love rollerblading to dubious 70s disco (leg warmers optional...) :really:



funniest looking elbows ever seen.........

Not elbows but one of the cleaners in my office at work has the most amazing set of 'dinner lady' upper arms ever seen, acres of hanging white flesh.....eeaaugh...... :drool:




nicest smelling cheese........

Has to be deep fried camembert.....with raspberyy jelly slowly melting over the top of it..... :D



greatest ever cardigan wearers.....

Definitely my Grandad (now not with us). He had the little leather buttons, pockets full of pipe tobacco and everything. He had that lovely old man sort of homely smell about him when I cuddled him..... :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Rachel]

What about the worst chat up line or complement that your've ever had in a danvce venue! :clap: Haven't got one of those to share, unfortunately ... :tears: But I did get an insult at the weekend, although it was rather funny - I asked a guy to dance and he looked at me very seriously and said, 'Um, maybe the next one? This music really doesn't suit you!'

How about that, huh?!!
Rachel

[TheTramp]

Has to be Walthamstow Town Hall - marvellous venue of CerocMetro Masked Ball of the East and the JiveMasters final....brilliant.... :worthy:
You've not been to Blackpool then have you Gordy? Either venue :D

Trampy

[Trish]

I'm not too sure about most of the above, but I've got a good one for funniest looking elbow!

A guy I used to go out with banged his elbow, which swelled up to twice it's normal size. That was weird enough but after the swelling went down the skin had stretched and he had a permanent large dimple in the middle of it!

Agree about the deep fried Camembert - lovely!

My Granddad sounds very similar to Gordy's - is that just a Granddad thing, or is it something I should be worried about?!!!

[Andy McGregor]

'Um, maybe the next one? This music really doesn't suit you!'

How about that, huh?!!
Rachel

He must have been waiting for the DJ to play "Pretty Woman" :flower:

[Gordon J Pownall]

You've not been to Blackpool then have you Gordy? Either venue :D

Trampy

Went to Blackpool many years ago - forgotten about that..

Mind you, the Deep Blue weekend at the Leas Cliff Hall was astounding.....

The venue had tiered three level seating, excellent dancefloor, lighting and sound system...... :rolleyes:

[Andy McGregor]

29 at midday +5 minutes

There were 35 at 12.21 !!!

[Zebra Woman]

Has to be Walthamstow Town Hall - marvellous venue of CerocMetro Masked Ball of the East and the JiveMasters final....brilliant.... :worthy:


Nice hall - shame about the toilets..... :sick: :angry: :blush:
:tears:

[Rachel]

He must have been waiting for the DJ to play "Pretty Woman" :flower: Andy - you have definitely got all the best lines!!!
R xx

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There were 35 at 12.21 !!!


:sad: looks like we,ve failed!!!

[Gordon J Pownall]

Nice hall - shame about the toilets..... :sick: :angry: :blush:
:tears:

Didn't get the opportunity to visit the ladies toilets - no invitiations :blush:

I will however confirm this with Andy McG who frequents all three types of toilet....

Boys...

Girls....

Andy McG's / not so sure / depends what mood I'm in..... :really: :wink:

[Lory]

What ever you want to....... :whistle:

[QUOTE]Best dance venue....Have to agree with Gordon on that one! Walthamstow....Brilliant! Nope I've not danced at Blackpool :tears: btw Gordon, you didn't answer my PM! :angry:

Best record to skateboard to.............
I'll do best record to smooch to... Major Harris, love won't let me wait!

funniest looking elbows ever seen.........
:confused:

nicest smelling cheese........Don't know what it's called but its made with walnuts and fruit cake! :yum:


greatest ever cardigan wearers.....All Nans! :worthy:

Worst line anyone said to me at a dance night, MY GOOD GOD! This was in the line up, when we were learning a particular move where the women had to lean forward! :blush: He appologised profusly after! lucky I've got a good sence of humour! :rofl:

[Gordon J Pownall]

btw Gordon, you didn't answer my PM! :angry:


DOH...!!!

Passed the information on to Adam to follow up (which he hasn't...obviously)

I will follow up again...

Still luv ya.... :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :hug:

[baldrick]

Hi folk sorry i'm late. Been for lunch time walk.
Did I miss any thing?

[dee]

Ok, call me blonde and all that, but how do you know who is on line? its all changed :D

[Sheepman]

Has to be Walthamstow Town Hall :
But does it have to be big to be best? (If so it has to be the Tower at Blackpool for me). But if you like it small and cosy, with a perfect floor, my favourite has to be near Leatherhead (secret location, as it always sells out anyway!!)


Has to be deep fried camembert.....with raspberyy jelly slowly melting over the top of itHave you tried it baked after an injection of white wine and cream? (The cheese is injected, not you!) :drool: :yum:

Ooops, I arrived late, to be honest, I forgot all about it, next time I'll set the alram :what:

Greg

[Rachel]

:sad: looks like we,ve failed!!! Well, my motto is: never try to recreate past experiences. They will never be as good as your memories. Instead, just look for exciting new experiences and you may get something even more special ...

Who cares about numbers, anyway - it's quality that counts. Speaking of which ... where are all Scots who used to post here so regularly - Wendy, Graham, FC ...?
Rachel

[Divissima]

I can't believe Toby used that line on you.:rofl: :rofl: I'll tell him you said that :really:

[Minnie M]

Ok, call me blonde and all that, but how do you know who is on line? its all changed :D

you have to be a 'premium' member first - those with the highlighted names have paid their dues

[RobC]

Jeez, doesn't anyone around here do any work ? :innocent:

[Gadget]

nope, sorry: local trades holiday; I was swimming or clambering through a foam gym with my kids at lunch time: Much though the though of your company may entice, I do try to have a life outside of dancing...

...well, that's a lie actually: Truth be told my life just happens and I try to have some dancing inside of it :D :waycool:

[Gordon J Pownall]

Jeez, doesn't anyone around here do any work ? :innocent:

I work for social services....whadda you reckon...... :whistle:

[cerocmetro]

Has to be Walthamstow Town Hall - marvellous venue of CerocMetro Masked Ball of the East and the JiveMasters final....brilliant.... :worthy:

Has anyone mentioned that there is a video :whistle:

Adam

[Lou]

Most users ever online was 71, 26th-July-2004 at 12:48 PM.

:eek: What happened?

[Sparkles]

Most users ever online was 71, 26th-July-2004 at 12:48 PM.

:eek: What happened?

Um, everyone just loves the forum so much...? :flower:

[Yogi_Bear]

Um, everyone just loves the forum so much...? :flower:
Jive Masters euphoria?

[Forte]

aaargh! Midday? Too late for the party again! Sorry everyone (I was having furniture delivered) :flower:

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Most users ever online was 71, 26th-July-2004 at 12:48 PM.

:eek: What happened?


You all were on line today just to spite my failure last week! :wink:

[Lou]

You all were on line today just to spite my failure last week! :wink:
hehe! Actually, whilst I was logged in, I was actually in B&Q. :whistle:

[Sparkles]

hehe! Actually, whilst I was logged in, I was actually in B&Q. :whistle:

How did you do that then? :confused:

[Lou]

How did you do that then? :confused:
I accidently left the pc pointing to the Who's Online page, whilst I went shopping! :D

[Sparkles]

I accidently left the pc pointing to the Who's Online page, whilst I went shopping! :D

Ah, sneaky, I like it! :wink:

[DavidY]

Well there are 118 users online just now.

Looks like it's me, Gus, under par, Daisy Chain... one or two guests, and over 100 spiders :eek: :eek:

[TheTramp]

Almost all of them being the Inktomi Slurp Spider (we're up to 125 now)

Maybe that's where all the bandwidth is, Franck. And I'm wrongly blamed :tears:

Trampy

[Lou]

Looks like it's me, Gus, under par, Daisy Chain... one or two guests, and over 100 spiders :eek: :eek:
It's the hot weather bringing them out.... :eek: