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under par
2nd-July-2004, 12:31 AM
The afore mentioned spider appears on the WHOS ONLINE list more often than not.

Is it not time for this spider to register and join the forum.

Discuss!

under par
2nd-July-2004, 12:39 AM
As soon as I put this thread on the Inktomi spider diappeared off of the WHOSE ONLINE. :eek: :whistle:

Andy McGregor
2nd-July-2004, 01:06 AM
As soon as I put this thread on the Inktomi spider diappeared off of the WHOSE ONLINE. :eek: :whistle:

I ate it with fava beans, washed down with a fine Chianti...

under par
2nd-July-2004, 01:07 AM
I ate it with fava beans, washed down with a fine Chianti...


Could have saved a leg (or two) for me :clap: :rofl:

under par
2nd-July-2004, 01:35 AM
Could have saved a leg (or two) for me :clap: :rofl:

watch out the are 2 inktoni slurp spiders out the NOW!!!!!!!!! :what: :what:

CJ
2nd-July-2004, 01:39 AM
watch out the are 2 inktoni slurp spiders out the NOW!!!!!!!!! :what: :what:

How does that work?!?

under par
2nd-July-2004, 01:41 AM
How does that work?!?

I don't know but if you look at whose online they ARE there!!!!!!! :really:

under par
2nd-July-2004, 01:42 AM
I don't know but if you look at whose online they ARE there!!!!!!! :really:


Oh MY GOD there's 3 of them now!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

CJ
2nd-July-2004, 01:43 AM
Oh MY GOD there's 3 of them now!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Mayve they are part of DS's plan to take over the world whilst he is off getting hitched...

under par
2nd-July-2004, 01:44 AM
Mayve they are part of DS's plan to take over the world whilst he is off getting hitched...

Scarey stuff !!!!!! who are they ...........where do they come from............why are they here........................?

TheTramp
2nd-July-2004, 01:59 AM
Slurp is Inktomi's web-indexing robot that strolls the Internet collecting information from individual web pages and compiles them into a searchable index used by companies such as HotBot and MSN for search results.

Trampy

under par
2nd-July-2004, 02:02 AM
Trampy


What does that actually mean Steve?????

TheTramp
2nd-July-2004, 02:04 AM
They go round the internet, gathering the information therein.

So that, when you type something into a search engine, it can find what you are looking for.

Least, that's my understanding :D

Trampy

under par
2nd-July-2004, 02:06 AM
They go round the internet, gathering the information therein.

So that, when you type something into a search engine, it can find what you are looking for.

Least, that's my understanding :D

Trampy

thankyou helps the uninitiated in the jargon. :worthy: :worthy:

Franck
2nd-July-2004, 02:11 AM
What does that actually mean Steve?????It means that if you type: Under par Scotland in a Search engine, The Ceroc Scotland Forum comes up in the top 10 links found! :D (and top link for a "Hollow tree under par" search...


Indexing robots / spiders visit all links on all webpages and index the contents for easy retrieval on Yahoo / Google / MSN /etc...

under par
2nd-July-2004, 02:12 AM
It means that if you type: Under par Scotland in a Search engine, The Ceroc Scotland Forum comes up in the top 10 links found! :D (and top link for a "Hollow tree under par" search...


Indexing robots / spiders visit all links on all webpages and index the contents for easy retrieval on Yahoo / Google / MSN /etc...

Will try it out .................thankyou FRANCK

under par
2nd-July-2004, 02:30 AM
Will try it out .................thankyou FRANCK


Hey I'm famous on google :cheers: :yeah:

Andy McGregor
2nd-July-2004, 08:59 AM
I ate it with fava beans, washed down with a fine Chianti...


They go round the internet, gathering the information therein.

That explains those odd dreams I had last night. The spider I ate must have gathered a load of information from a poultry webstite:confused:

inktomi slurp
2nd-July-2004, 10:46 PM
where do they come from............why are they here........................?A girl needs a hobby......:innocent: x