Funny Photos

[StevanHogg]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/sharpsign.jpg :rolleyes:

[xSalsa_Angelx]

Funnt Photo's from Japan

[xSalsa_Angelx]

More

[Dreadful Scathe]

Just in case anyone missed the transit of venus on Tuesday...here it is....

[StevanHogg]

^ :D


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/Dont_Ask.jpg

[Mary]

Just in case anyone missed the transit of venus on Tuesday...here it is....

So what was a transit van doing driving across the face of the sun then?? Well that's what it looks like anyway. :D

M

[Bigger Andy]

:worthy: Success !!! :worthy:

[Bardsey]

^ :D


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/Dont_Ask.jpg

Love this one with the cat in the cage. It's face is a picture of pure "p*ssed offness" :rofl:

[Forte]

So what was a transit van doing driving across the face of the sun then?? Well that's what it looks like anyway. :D

M

Ah Mary.... what's the colour of the sky in your world? :hug:

[Dreadful Scathe]

she maybe doesnt watch the news and is unaware of recent celestial events :)

[Forte]

she maybe doesnt watch the news and is unaware of recent celestial events :)
an adorable trait in anyone... :grin:

[Mary]

OK. I admit it. I am weird. But I just thought Venus looked more like a transit van :what:

Maybe I should get out more. :blush:

M

[Dance Demon]

OK. I admit it. I am weird. But I just thought Venus looked more like a transit van :what:

M

Errm......caption read.....Just in case anyone missed the
TRANSIT of Venus............and venus is substituted by a transit van in the picture.......it looks like a transit van beause it is.... :rolleyes:

I don't remember you being blonde Mary..... :innocent:

[Mary]

Errm......caption read.....Just in case anyone missed the
TRANSIT of Venus............and venus is substituted by a transit van in the picture.......it looks like a transit van beause it is.... :rolleyes:

I don't remember you being blonde Mary..... :innocent:


Durrrrr. Feel really stupid now. :blush: :blush: Didn't pay attention, and yes, there is blonde in there at times - I guess it must highlights. :rolleyes:

M

[Lory]

A few more!

[Lory]

+ more!

[Gadget]

Lionel Richtea
Hello .... is it tea you're lookin' for.....

[Bigger Andy]

:devil: Hazardous Material ?!?!? :devil:

[Bigger Andy]

Garage Sale.


Hi everyone,


Because of my debts, recent expenses and dwindling income, I am finding it financially difficult to carry on. Though I don't really want to, I will have to sell a few of my things. That is why I have decided to hold a garage sale this weekend. This is rather embarrassing but I suppose we do all fall on hard times.


Venue : My place !
Date : This Sunday
Time : 11am - 3pm


PLEASE LET ME KNOW AT THE EARLIEST IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, AS I AM REALLY STRAPPED FOR MONEY !


I have taken a picture (see below), if there is anything that captures your interest, please let me know if you wish to reserve.


Cheers.

Andy.

[Bigger Andy]

How to improve a man's aim !

[StevanHogg]

Scottish Gorilla :D

[Bigger Andy]

Ever watch Catchphrase ?

Would you have wanted to be the contestant when this picture came up ?

Look at the picture first.
It will only take you a second to come up with an answer.
Then scroll down for the ‘correct’ answer.

Say what you see !!!!







The answer was "Holding down a job."
YOU PERVERT !

[Gadget]

Some cutsie funnies...

[Dreadful Scathe]

ooh

[StevanHogg]

Lionel RichTea


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/Lionel_Ritchie.jpg

[StevanHogg]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/gorilla.jpg

[StevanHogg]

The Stairlift


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/A_stairlift.gif

[Bardsey]

The Stairlift




I want one :tears: Dad, dad I want one :tears: :tears:

[Bardsey]

This is what happens when you :-

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's American football season?

[StevanHogg]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/butter.jpg

[Lory]

tee hee hee :rofl:

[under par]

tee hee hee :rofl:

Lory, my dear I'm shocked at you posting rude photos! :what: They are funny though :rofl:

[Dance Demon]

:rofl: :rofl: ....brill Lory....second one could be called .."playing tents in a tent"..... :D

[Sheepman]

tee hee hee :rofl: I suppose the third one explains waking up with dog breath in the mornings! :sick:

Greg

[Lory]

I just hope the last one can skate faster than a hungry dog! :eek: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lory]

Boo! :rofl: you have to click to get the gif to work!

[Lory]

A few more gif's :D

[Lory]

And some more, :na:

[Lory]

Happy Friday! :flower:

Keep going, it's nearly the weekend! :clap:

[Gojive]

LOL! Is that the "Pork Sprung Bike Technique" ? :D :yum:

[baldrick]

Don't laugh out loud
Mustn't laugh out loud
Don't blow it
snort giggle mummmph

[Sheepman]

Keep going, it's nearly the weekend! :clap: That's one way of beating the rash hour. :sick:

Greg

[Gordon J Pownall]

That's one way of beating the rash hour. :sick:

Greg

Of course the naturalists version would result in streaky bacon.......

[Gojive]

Of course the naturalists version would result in streaky bacon.......

RAFLMAO!!! :D

What about one with a fag in it's hand?....would that be smokey bacon? .....well you started it Gordon! - ps, are you doing the unoffical cruise in Jan? :waycool:

[StevanHogg]

A New Way Of Washing Your Hair

http://www.pixpond.com/x/2060.gif

[Pammy]

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0409/ivan_iss_big.jpg

EYE OF HURRICANE IVAN

Ok, so not a funny one, but an amazing one none-the-less....

[Lory]

I think this thread needs to go up stairs! NOW! :rofl:

[Lory]

Would Timmy like a snickers?

Answer.........

:rofl:

Click on image if not animated

[StevanHogg]

More Pics :really:

[Lola]

Scottish Gorilla :D
so that's what gus gets upto in scotland!!!!!

[drathzel]

the poor dog looks so amused!!

[StevanHogg]

Under Pressure

[bigdjiver]

Actually, wearing a thong did not help that much ...

[StevanHogg]

How To Live A Long Life

[Lory]

And we moan about our underground! :eek:

[Lory]

How many can you find? By the Way, I didn't write the caption! :wink:

[Franck]

How many can you find? By the Way, I didn't write the caption! :wink:
I found all 11 :nice:

[CJ]

I found all 11 :nice:

:yeah:

me too...

[bigdjiver]

I think I found 12 - did you guys count the guy on the horse?

[Franck]

I think I found 12 - did you guys count the guy on the horse?
fair point... I hadn't! Though you can hardly see the face, so not sure whether to count it. :D
I think if you didn't know how many to aim for, you would probably stop at 8 or 9.

[drathzel]

I found all 11 :nice:


i only found 10

[Lory]

I think I found 12
You, me and Franck are extremely 'observer' :rofl: I found 11 + man on horse too! :waycool:

[latinlover]

I think I found 12 - did you guys count the guy on the horse?
:yeah:

I was going to post that , but I thought it might be interpreted as being "flash", and as everyone knows I am not at all flashy :whistle:
I declined

[Lory]

A few more...who wants the baby as their Avitar? No fighting now! :whistle:

[Sheepman]

(I hasten to add that wasn't my title!)

[Dance Demon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Crash helmet one is priceless.........

[Bangers & Mash]

one to get the girls ranting :whistle:

[StevanHogg]

Cow with Attitude :grin:

[Sheepman]

I can't decide if this is one for the drunks, or for the dancers!
(Oh yes, I know it's not a photo, and you'll need broadband for it to be much cop.)

Big Boy (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html)

[Lory]

I can't decide if this is one for the drunks, or for the dancers!
(Oh yes, I know it's not a photo, and you'll need broadband for it to be much cop.)

Big Boy (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html)OH wow! that is soooo funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bardsey]

I can't decide if this is one for the drunks, or for the dancers!
(Oh yes, I know it's not a photo, and you'll need broadband for it to be much cop.)

Big Boy (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html)

Brilliant Sheepie! But I couldn't make out exactly what they said at the end that nailed him. What was it?

[drathzel]

Vey good, I am now passing it around my office!

[Lory]

Brilliant Sheepie! But I couldn't make out exactly what they said at the end that nailed him. What was it?
Aww Bards hun! you really need to hear it! :sad: :hug:

[Yliander]

I can't decide if this is one for the drunks, or for the dancers!
(Oh yes, I know it's not a photo, and you'll need broadband for it to be much cop.)

Big Boy (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *wipes tears from her eyes*

[Lory]

Disco :rofl:

[Lory]

Avitar disco??? :wink:
Gordon, the purple one is soo you! :na:

[philsmove]

hang on

[bigdjiver]

Brilliant Sheepie! But I couldn't make out exactly what they said at the end that nailed him. What was it? A real classic :rofl:

Just the clip (http://67.18.56.20/Files02/topdui.wmv) This should play well even on a slow connection. If you want to collect it as a file to save do a "Find files or folders" on C:\windows for *.wmv and copy it from the temporary internet files into another directory.

Another classic impromptu dance performance:Ashlee Simpson gets her big break on "Saturday night live". (http://content.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv)

"Live" as in "Dubbed", and they start to play the wrong vocals ...

[philsmove]

i thought the cow jumped over the moon

[Sheepman]

For any Americans that are watching, make sure you wear your raincoats when you go to the polls:-

[drathzel]

ok, i cant get any of these cuz my computer is crap and my connection is dial up, however i will look at them all tommorrow in work!

:hug:

[Lory]

American election billboard!

[Lory]

More :cool:

[DavidB]

oops.

[DavidB]

oops again. maybe I should stick to dancing instead of trying to post photos

[DavidB]

try again...

[Dreadful Scathe]

Is there a correlation between ability to post images on a forum and low IQ ? :)

[philsmove]

Is there a correlation between ability to post images on a forum and low IQ ? :)


It’s the same skill as setting the a video to record the start of SBR

[Hevmac]

ok....i have never done this before so its a first.... :sick:
hope it works!!
couldn't resist these pickies.they are apparently all the rage in japan! :grin:
do i need to point out that they are in fact prints on the skirts?...... :really: [COLOR=Purple]

[Hevmac]

WOO HOO!! it worked!!
seriously chuffed! :grin: [COLOR=Purple]

[Andy McGregor]

WOO HOO!! it worked!!
seriously chuffed! :grin: [COLOR=Purple]

Shouldn't that be 'naked in the rain'?

[Hevmac]

NOT in scotland!!! :rofl:
:flower:

[drathzel]

ok....i have never done this before so its a first.... :sick:
hope it works!!
couldn't resist these pickies.they are apparently all the rage in japan! :grin:
do i need to point out that they are in fact prints on the skirts?...... :really: [COLOR=Purple]


I'd believe the ones on the left are fake but the ones on the right look way to real!!! :what:

[Hevmac]

ok...but would YOU wear one tho???
:really:
puts a whole new concept to the question "does my bum look big in this?" :rofl: :rofl:

[Sheepman]

do i need to point out that they are in fact prints on the skirts?...... :really: [COLOR=Purple] Andy, will you PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, NOT get one of these for your next competition outfit! :eek:

Greg

[Andy McGregor]

Andy, will you PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, NOT get one of these for your next competition outfit! :eek:

Greg

I'm sure it's just a slip of a finger on the keyboard. You did mean to type 'our next competition outfit' didn't you? I had no plans to cross-dress for our next Old Gits entry, but if you insist ... :devil:

[philsmove]

sorry this has not worked it an animation

[Lory]

A couple of silly gifs :D First ones titled 'mans airbag' (you have to click on the man the in car!)

[BeeBee]

ok....i have never done this before so its a first.... :sick:
hope it works!!
couldn't resist these pickies.they are apparently all the rage in japan! :grin:
do i need to point out that they are in fact prints on the skirts?...... :really: [COLOR=Purple]


These skirts are hilarious - being a Glasgow girl, if I wore the thrid one from the left, would it be a weegie with a wegie? :wink:

Heheh, will guys get an equivalent? Cheeky . . . :o

[Will]

http://www.laughfc.co.uk/zimages/rooney_drop.jpg

[Will]

Thai Prime Minister arrives at Anfield.....


http://www.laughfc.co.uk/zimages/thailiv.jpg

[Lory]

A paperless toilet! Click on it!!! :devil: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lory]

Now, where did it go? :rofl:

[StevanHogg]

My Christmas Tree

[Lory]

If you stare at the picture long enough, you will see a giraffe! :D

[Bardsey]

Read the text first :

I'm not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The attached photo has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used
in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both
dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A
closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences then maybe you need to take some time out.

[philsmove]

Happy Christmas

[Lory]

Spot the Appleton! :na:

[StevanHogg]

:rofl:

Biker Santa

[Minnie M]

My favourite (click on the thumbnail as it is animated)

[StevanHogg]

Gay Spaceman

[Lory]

Red or black, which do you prefer? :wink:

[StevanHogg]

Pamela Andersons Bra :really:

[Will]

Oops...

[Dazzle]

May regret one of these but well such is life! :whistle:

[StevanHogg]

Piggy Sex :sick:

[StevanHogg]

Futurama :clap:

[StevanHogg]

Janet and Justin :whistle:

[Dance Demon]

WOW!!!!!!!...there's enough tissue in ONE of those to make a complete new head for Michael.... :eek:

[StevanHogg]

Easy Bake Hamster Farm :sick:

[philsmove]

for all forum addicts

[drathzel]

for all forum addicts

Hmmm...drathzel thinks (i know,i know it doesn't happen very often) ..... remind me next year!!! :rofl:

[StevanHogg]

Hung Like Godzilla

[uk-jive]

http://www.b3ta.com

http://www.oco-is-here.com/Picts/fish_s.jpg

http://afinkawan.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/thatcher.jpg

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/5682/alloallo5yw.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/6vg2z

http://drtrouser.com/graphics/harry.jpg

[StevanHogg]

Coke :sick:

[StevanHogg]

Parking Wall :)

[StevanHogg]

Britains New Secret Weapon

[StevanHogg]

Save On Tea Bags

[StevanHogg]

Our Mummy

[StevanHogg]

Dulux

[StevanHogg]

Having A Great Time , Wish You Were Here

[StevanHogg]

:D :devil:

[StevanHogg]

If Women Ruled The World

[StevanHogg]

:d :d

[Bangers & Mash]

A couple I took in Hong Kong

[Bigger Andy]

Nice Legs !!!

:D :drool: :D

[Bigger Andy]

Here is the latest atlas to hit the shops.

It has been specially designed for the ladies !!!

[StevanHogg]

:rofl:

[philsmove]

Drivers

[StevanHogg]

Charles and Camillas Wedding Day Photo :nice:

[StevanHogg]

Shreks Mum :nice:

[philsmove]

what to do with all thoes shoes

a shoe tree

[StevanHogg]

:D :sick: :D

[Bigger Andy]

Car for sale

One careful owner ..

[Lory]

New Stamp! You may have to click it?

[ducasi]

While I don't care for the national stereotyping going on here, these guys are my heroes! :worthy: :wink:

[philsmove]

Forum technical problems / Questions / Suggestions..

[Will]

David Barker crashes Feminist Rally...

[David Franklin]

David Barker crashes Feminist Rally...Lily Barker, defending herself in court after accusations of assault and battery explained to the court:

He asked me to iron his shirt - I ironed his shirt! It's not my fault he didn't ask me to wait until he'd taken it off...During the trail, Judge Hargreaves got a little confused and asked

So exactly what is a shirt?
while expert witness Toby wan Kenobe explained

{channelling Croc Dundee}That's not a shirt...{opens jacket}...now that's a shirt!

[azande]

:D which one would you choose? :D

[Little Monkey]

:D which one would you choose? :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[David Franklin]

http://americablog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/guitar-710427.jpg

A spokesman from the White House later apologised for the inappropriateness of the President playing guitar at such a time of national crisis, but explained a fiddle was unavailable at such short notice.

[Baby Peaches]

What I like to see when I go home to Scotland!!

[Baby Peaches]

Something I like to keep handy in the kitchen!

[Baby Peaches]

Sorry, can't seem to get the pictures any larger. How do I do this? Anyone know?

Cheers Shaz.x :flower:

[Groovy Dancer]

This made me really laugh.......
When you're in deep @#$%, just keep quiet and look straight
ahead :eek:

[Groovy Dancer]

How to make a man eat chocalate. If this doesn't work well.,.. nothing will!!! :rofl:

[philsmove]

.....If this doesn't work ....QUOTE]


For the umpteenth time - ladies should shower before going dancing

[Baruch]

For the umpteenth time - ladies should shower before going dancing
She did! In chocolate! :drool:

[Bangers & Mash]

How to make a man eat chocalate. If this doesn't work well.,.. nothing will!!! :rofl:

ahh, but willy wonka?

[Gadget]

A but harsh in the marking IMHO

[Minnie M]

A but harsh in the marking IMHO
:rofl: :rofl:
I assume the red 'x' and the 'o' would be a kiss and a hug :D

[philsmove]

:whistle: oops

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Man in underwear shop (posted it previously in the wrong thread)
Man looking at picture on wall :rolleyes:

I do know said person btw

[Anna]

Got angry face? :rofl: oh the shame!

[Rhythm King]

Got angry face? :rofl: oh the shame!

So what made you so mad? And do you stamp your foot when you're that angry?:devil: Either way, have some rep for sharing.

Oh, BTW what's the building behind you?

R-K :flower:

[philsmove]

Hey Mister

[Donna]

Hey Mister


:rofl: weird!!!

[Anna]

So what made you so mad? And do you stamp your foot when you're that angry?:devil: Either way, have some rep for sharing.

Oh, BTW what's the building behind you?

R-K :flower:

I think I was mad cos my intoxicated friend had just hoisted me up onto his shoulder in a fireman lift and exposed my bottom to everyone? (I was wearing a very short skirt and we were at an all day concert in a large park in Auckland.) The building behind me is most likely the Auckland Museum which stands on a hill in the Auckland Domain (the large park) where we were...

here follows the example of embarrassing undie flashing..

[Trousers]

......the example of embarrassing undie flashing..

No. I'm not embarrassed yet!

[Anna]

thats cos you cant see my tail end :rofl:

[Rhythm King]

Be prepared for Bird Flu...

[Lory]

Tourists with Camera's :D

[Lory]

More tourists with camera's :wink:

[Dazzle]

Why dancers don't drink!

[Donna]

Why dancers don't drink!

Dazzle these are fab! :rofl:

[Baruch]

Easter bunnies...

[Baruch]

Never get a tattoo from a man who's been drinking....

[Baruch]

Hee hee

[Minnie M]

Hee hee
:rolleyes: hmmmm...........

Remember this girls :whistle:

[pjay]

The building behind me is most likely the Auckland Museum


Most likely?! That is pretty definately the museum :nice:

[Rhythm King]

Most likely?! That is pretty definately the museum :nice:
Well to be fair, she was looking the other way! :rofl:

[Whitebeard]

Well to be fair, she was looking the other way! :rofl:

And so was everyone else ;-))

[Donna]

:rolleyes: hmmmm...........

Remember this girls :whistle:


Yeah.. I will. :mad:

[Lian]

Here are some fridge magnets that I want.

[Lory]

Never take sweets from strangers!
BY the way Trouble... i think this outfit would do for the Brazilian theme at Ashtons :rofl: