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Mikey
28th-May-2004, 02:42 PM
One of my crew made me laugh with this...

John (White Knuckle ride) drives a Volvo estate and he said of him ...." Strong and reliable, goes on forever, but carries a lot of baggage" !!!:rofl:

Di (Dangerouscurves) drives a porsche 944 turbo and her car says of her.. "Classic head turner, but you just can't get hold of the parts":whistle:


I have a Toyota MR2 t Bar.. what does that say about me i wonder :what:


What does your car say about you then :grin:

Martin
28th-May-2004, 02:51 PM
Did not see the Toyota, just saw the old BMW.

Would like to eminate class, but a bit old :blush:

ChrisA
28th-May-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Mikey
What does your car say about you then :grin:
Two things:

"Needs to earn more"

and

"Too stupid to fix stone chips before they turn into bl**dy great rust patches"

:tears:

Lynn
28th-May-2004, 03:59 PM
Red Fiesta Zetec - Umm - small ... and responsive to a light touch...?? :rofl:

Bill
28th-May-2004, 04:53 PM
erm...................I don't have a car - so what does that say about me ???????????:rolleyes:

ElaineB
28th-May-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Bill
erm...................I don't have a car - so what does that say about me ???????????:rolleyes:

You don't have to plead with the Bank Manager for a loan to keep the petrol guzzling beastie on the road?? :rofl:

I have a Seat Leon Cupra 1.8 T........used to have a Polo GTI - but the d***ed thing kept breaking down - hated the local dealer big time :angry: and vowed never to get another VW or Audi......

Of course, some of you will know that a Seat is made by VW!! But at least I have a decent dealer! :D

Elaine

Lounge Lizard
28th-May-2004, 05:20 PM
well I drive an Astra Van...little but fits a lot in
p

Dance Demon
28th-May-2004, 10:10 PM
Astra 1.7 Turbo Deisel Estate.......great value for money performer, and very versatile..........

DangerousCurves
29th-May-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Mikey

I have a Toyota MR2 t Bar.. what does that say about me i wonder :what:


"Racy and seductive with a nicely curvaceous, if pronounced rear... and lots of poke :wink: "

White Knuckle Ride
29th-May-2004, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
well I drive an Astra Van...little but fits a lot in
p

Are they the ones with the heavy clutch, retractable arial and don't do more than 69 (mph that is)?:D

Alfie
29th-May-2004, 10:27 AM
Renault laguna,
Safe ,Sturdy and Dependable but racey when required:wink:

Bedford midi van (old)
Been around a bit, well worn in,shabby looking but well looked after:grin:

DavidB
29th-May-2004, 10:38 AM
Harley Davidson Heritage Softail

Big, slow and old-fashioned. But people still notice it when it is not moving

Dance Demon
29th-May-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by DavidB
Harley Davidson Heritage Softail

Big, slow and old-fashioned. But people still notice it when it is not moving

:rofl: :rofl: .......says it all really:worthy:

Siobhan (Forum Plant)
29th-May-2004, 03:08 PM
VW Golf TD
Simple-sexy-classic-holds its own

White Knuckle Ride
31st-May-2004, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Siobhan
VW Golf TD
Simple-sexy-classic-holds its own
But needs regular servicing to get the best out of it:D

Bill
31st-May-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by ElaineB
I have a Seat Leon Cupra 1.8 T........used to have a Polo GTI - but the d***ed thing kept breaking down - hated the local dealer big time :angry: and vowed never to get another VW or Audi......


Elaine

Last car was a Seat Cordoba which I really enjoyed driving. Had a VW Golf and a Fastback before that. But fav car was my first one - a lovely old Beetle ( Bessie). Would love an original Beetle convertible - but not very practical for north east of Scotland ! :rolleyes:

Rentaghost
31st-May-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA

"Too stupid to fix stone chips before they turn into bl**dy great rust patches"

:tears: [/B]

Inspired by your post, this weekend I have washed and polished my car for the first time in two and a bit years and treated the stone chips.

My car looks a completely different colour now all the dirt has been removed and I can't get over how shiny it is! :eek:

Thank you!:flower:

Bardsey
1st-June-2004, 12:50 PM
Citroen C3 - blue

Sassy, speedy and cute (just hope no-one mistakes me for a mobile Smurf.........arghhhhhhhhh)

xSalsa_Angelx
1st-June-2004, 12:53 PM
I don't have a car yet, got a driving ban last year .......got it back now thou :D

I had a Red Fiesta 1.9 Turbo Diesel ...... so um ....
can't think of nothing, I have my blonde head on today

someone help me out? lol (be kind) :rofl:

Mikey
1st-June-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Did not see the Toyota, just saw the old BMW.

Would like to eminate class, but a bit old :blush:

You ever tried to get 3 people and all their gear in an MR2 :what:

Bardsey
2nd-June-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx

I had a Red Fiesta 1.9 Turbo Diesel ...... so um ....
can't think of nothing, I have my blonde head on today

someone help me out? lol (be kind) :rofl:

How about :

Fiesty little number with excellent pulling power :rofl:

Forte
2nd-June-2004, 01:44 PM
What about a mitsubishi colt (that is a very pretty lilac colour)? :waycool:

Mikey
2nd-June-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Forte
What about a mitsubishi colt (that is a very pretty lilac colour)? :waycool:

How about....

A feisty little filly under a demure girlie exterior:wink:

RobC
2nd-June-2004, 11:06 PM
Is this a good time to bring up that old addage:

"Guys with big cars are trying to compensate for a small ....."

I have a silver Fiesta Zetec S :whistle:

TheTramp
3rd-June-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by RobC
Is this a good time to bring up that old addage:

"Guys with big cars are trying to compensate for a small ....."

I have a silver Fiesta Zetec S :whistle: I've got a pushbike!! :whistle:

Actually, I have a diesel peugeot 306.

Trampy

CJ
3rd-June-2004, 10:15 AM
Red Ford Transit.

Bigger than it needs to be, but boy it gets the job done!! :wink:

Forte
4th-June-2004, 09:13 AM
How about....

A feisty little filly under a demure girlie exterior:wink:


:clap: Good one! Thanks! I like it and I claim it as true. :wink:

xSalsa_Angelx
4th-June-2004, 12:14 PM
How about :

Fiesty little number with excellent pulling power :rofl:


:rofl: Like that one Jill :D

Rachel
4th-June-2004, 01:26 PM
Star silver vauxhall astra dti ....

Hmm, boringly solid, dependable, reliable. But extremely economical.

Needs a kick up the a*se to get going at times but, once there, can keep running forever!
Rachel

Martin
4th-June-2004, 02:00 PM
Only got a ford fiesta (called a festiva in Aus)

Also got a small willie so no correlation...

Girlie has small tits, so is this a match?

Bardsey
4th-June-2004, 02:36 PM
Only got a ford fiesta (called a festiva in Aus)

Also got a small willie so no correlation...

Girlie has small tits, so is this a match?

:rofl: :rofl: You'll be getting this thread sent upstairs if you're not careful :rofl:

Lynn
4th-June-2004, 02:39 PM
I have a silver Fiesta Zetec S
I think that's what I am driving at the moment - but what is the 'S'?
(Hope that isn't a really obvious 'knows very little about cars' giveaway.)

White Knuckle Ride
4th-June-2004, 03:16 PM
Is this a good time to bring up that old addage:

"Guys with big cars are trying to compensate for a small .....":

Oh NOOOO! I've got a soddin' great Volvo AND the forum describes me as a Junior Member. How does it know? :eek:

Bardsey
4th-June-2004, 03:18 PM
Oh NOOOO! I've got a soddin' great Volvo AND the forum describes me as a Junior Member. How does it know? :eek:

cos the Forum is omnipresent :rofl: :rofl:

RobC
4th-June-2004, 06:42 PM
I think that's what I am driving at the moment - but what is the 'S'?
(Hope that isn't a really obvious 'knows very little about cars' giveaway.)
The 'S' is the 1.6i Sporty version. Stiffer sports suspension, nippy engine and big car insurance bills :tears:

Lynn
5th-June-2004, 11:57 AM
The 'S' is the 1.6i Sporty version. Stiffer sports suspension, nippy engine and big car insurance bills :tears:
Thank you. I am being educated. No - as far as I am aware this one is the 1.26 zetec engine (which is pretty nippy too), on the old model (my mums car - mine is older but the same engine).

Bill
7th-June-2004, 10:37 AM
If I did own my convertible beetle would that make me a bit classy, though getting on a bit and not as good as the newer models around; likes it slow and should only venture out when it's sunny. Be careful witht the top or it can get very windy :rolleyes: :grin:

Bardsey
7th-June-2004, 04:35 PM
:yeah:

POPPET
9th-June-2004, 01:05 AM
Mines a Ford KA 1.3 so im a Curvy fun shape, a little outrageous, great about town, easy to service!! .. and if you say the right things cheap to pick up!!!.....god I gotta sell my car!

Sparkles
9th-June-2004, 03:34 PM
People seem to be against VW's, but I have a lovely little silver Polo with a fold-back roof - wonder what that says about a chick like me?...

Bill
9th-June-2004, 03:55 PM
Mines a Ford KA 1.3 so im a Curvy fun shape, a little outrageous, great about town, easy to service!! .. and if you say the right things cheap to pick up!!!.....god I gotta sell my car!



easy............. cheap.......... any chance of a quick look under the bonnet ?

:rofl: :whistle: :D

Bill
9th-June-2004, 03:56 PM
People seem to be against VW's, but I have a lovely little silver Polo with a fold-back roof - wonder what that says about a chick like me?...


tasteful, reliable, rather expensive to maintain but likes going topless when the weather's fine :whistle: :innocent:

Sparkles
9th-June-2004, 04:13 PM
tasteful, reliable, rather expensive to maintain but likes going topless when the weather's fine :whistle: :innocent:

A sweet, innocent thing like me....

...well, maybe with a little persuasion :wink: :blush:

POPPET
10th-June-2004, 02:00 AM
Thats the only drawback with my car Bill anyone can try and drive it but the damn latch to open the bonnet is rather tricky only a truly experienced mechanic can manage to get in!
Chuckles evil
J

Andy McGregor
10th-June-2004, 02:43 AM
Oh NOOOO! I've got a soddin' great Volvo AND the forum describes me as a Junior Member. How does it know? :eek:

Everyone knows, all you need to know is who told...:wink: