View Full Version : Very odd indeed...
Pammy
23rd-April-2004, 10:44 AM
Here's an odd one if you get bored...
http://subservientchicken.com/
Boomer
23rd-April-2004, 10:48 AM
Pah, when I said write my 10,000 word dissertation it just stood there.
Divissima
23rd-April-2004, 10:51 AM
That has to be one of the strangest things I've ever seen.
:what:
Bardsey
23rd-April-2004, 11:07 AM
Daft stupid chicken! Everytime I asked it to do something i.e. put TV on, it just picked up a cushion and walked about with it :rofl:
Dreadful Scathe
23rd-April-2004, 11:37 AM
"destroy" is funny it chucks the cushions about :)
"lay egg" also amusing :)
"jump"
in fact everything i tried worked till i got bored, i must be able to identify with chickens, even if they do seem a tad taller than normal. :)
Jayne
23rd-April-2004, 12:02 PM
play dead
Bill
23rd-April-2004, 12:03 PM
It's not Andy is it :what: :D
Jayne
23rd-April-2004, 12:07 PM
dance
dee
23rd-April-2004, 12:10 PM
What some people get up to :confused: has anyone made the mask? if id known before i could of worn it to the masked ball in walthamstowe :rofl: very nice (NOT)
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 12:20 PM
Well........
I'm not sure what I'm meant to ask a chicken to do......
So I just sat there and looked at it.:what:
The birdie song??
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 12:21 PM
Well....he can't do the birdie song :sad:
Stuart M
23rd-April-2004, 01:01 PM
I tried asking it to cross the road but it won't.
Anyone know why?
Stuart
23rd-April-2004, 01:17 PM
It didn't want to seem to fly. At least I've never seen a bird try to fly using only one wing.
We did a production of "Noyes Fludde" by Benjamin Britten at school many years ago. I now know where the costumes went!
CJ
23rd-April-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Stuart M
I tried asking it to cross the road but it won't.
Anyone know why?
Cos it's already on the other side....:blush:
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 01:45 PM
I don't think its a British Chicken.
It doesnt know what we want it ti do.It doesnt speako da lingo.
Unless it can't read.
Whoever heard of a chicken that can't read?
Or it feels a twit. I'm gonna ask it.
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 01:48 PM
It doesnt know if it can read or speak english:confused:
Any more pammy??
Pammy
23rd-April-2004, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by fruitcake
Any more pammy??
I knew you lot would love it :rofl:
Px
Jayne
23rd-April-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by fruitcake
I don't think its a British Chicken.
It doesnt know what we want it ti do.It doesnt speako da lingo.
Unless it can't read.
Whoever heard of a chicken that can't read?
Or it feels a twit. I'm gonna ask it.
I asked it to read a book and it wewnt over to the bookshelf, removed a book, opened it looked at it for a wee while and then put the book back again.
j :nice:
Pammy
23rd-April-2004, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
Daft stupid chicken! Everytime I asked it to do something i.e. put TV on, it just picked up a cushion and walked about with it :rofl:
Bards - it is a male you know :wink:
CJ
23rd-April-2004, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
Bards - it is a male you know :wink:
So what does it do if you ask "does my bum look big in this?"
The right answer to this IS the holy grail!!!:D
Stuart
23rd-April-2004, 03:55 PM
I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Stuart
I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?
Wow I'm impressed, I think I'll askit in Sctoosh, "hey man, wid ye sit yersel doon"
Off I go now...
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 04:28 PM
Right, I can move on with my life now. It sat down AND scratched its head when I asked it in Scottish- i am well impressed!
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 04:30 PM
My teenage daughter has just come in- she thinks I'm very very sad!
Bardsey
23rd-April-2004, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
Bards - it is a male you know :wink:
There you go then! See, I knew there was a perfectly rational explanation. He's male..............say no more. I should be grateful that he didn't sit down, flick on a porn movie, open a beer, lift his leg and f*rt :rofl:
Bill
23rd-April-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
There you go then! See, I knew there was a perfectly rational explanation. He's male..............say no more. I should be grateful that he didn't sit down, flick on a porn movie, open a beer, lift his leg and f*rt :rofl:
Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:
fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Bill
Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:
Bill..... the majority of men DO do that y'know, or is it just the ones Bardsey and I have met!!:grin:
And been out with....:grin: :grin:
bigdjiver
24th-April-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
So what does it do if you ask "does my bum look big in this?"
The right answer to this IS the holy grail!!!:D
Does my ass look big in these jeans? (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/tracylundgrenmusic.htm)
Amongst a great collection of songs. Scan down for the original, or a rework "My ass"
bigdjiver
24th-April-2004, 01:34 AM
I find it very disconcerting. I tried walk sexy and somersault.
Which category do I file this in favourites?
bigdjiver
24th-April-2004, 10:21 AM
viral marketing (http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp)
Bardsey
26th-April-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Bill
Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:
Well don't look at me, I don't drink beer :cheers: :whistle:
Bill
26th-April-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
Well don't look at me, I don't drink beer :cheers: :whistle:
and I can't imagine someone so refined doing either of the other two 'activities' either :wink: :D
I don't have satellite so I never see any porn movies :rolleyes: :whistle:
Bardsey
26th-April-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Bill
I don't have satellite so I never see any porn movies :rolleyes: :whistle:
Me neither! I probably wouldn't understand what they were doing anyway.......my memory isn't that long :rofl:
Jive Brummie
26th-April-2004, 03:19 PM
I asked it to make a noise and kick the tv...........
It went absolutely berserk and got all Hong-Kong Fuey on my ass, running around like a...........errrrrr, headless chicken!!!:sick:
james.......xx
Bill
26th-April-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
Me neither! I probably wouldn't understand what they were doing anyway.......my memory isn't that long :rofl:
but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? Or therer's always some great self help books around :blush: :wink:
Foofs
26th-April-2004, 07:24 PM
I asked all the usual things. Then I asked it to move the white rug from the back of one chair onto the other chair. He then got down of the floor and started pecking at it.... :confused: He wasn't too happy when I asked to see what was under his feathers... (all in the name of research!! :wink: )
Bardsey
27th-April-2004, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Bill
but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? Or therer's always some great self help books around :blush: :wink:
Now there's an idea.....I'll have to have a root around, bound to be something on the Internet........or am I back to porn again?:whistle:
Graham W
27th-April-2004, 04:31 PM
careful guys - it might catch an idea of its fame & turn up at a CeRoc venue.. :-(
G
Bill
27th-April-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
Now there's an idea.....I'll have to have a root around, bound to be something on the Internet........or am I back to porn again?:whistle:
can you find porn on the web.........thought it was only for dance sites and educational purposes :wink: :innocent:
Happy hunting.........................:D
philsmove
20th-May-2004, 10:45 PM
I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?
Probably_ I have just discovered it does not speak Polish but
seems ok in frog
linda
21st-May-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Bill
but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? :blush: :wink:
So THAT'S what Steve Lampert means when he says he's a beginner:wink: :wink:
Linda:hug:
xSalsa_Angelx
21st-May-2004, 12:54 PM
I asked it to do an irish dancw while flapping its wings ..... it did a wee irish jig and shimmy round the room :rofl:
one o'clock gun
21st-May-2004, 06:54 PM
How do they do that?
:confused: :confused:
philsmove
11th-November-2004, 12:56 AM
This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Dreadful Scathe
11th-November-2004, 10:59 AM
This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
:eek: indeed, but i said DANCE not lapdance :)
"push up" was funny...but then I tried "kiss"...and Im still trying to recover, in fact Im away for a lie down :D
philsmove
11th-November-2004, 11:26 AM
try Fight :rofl:
Nick M
11th-November-2004, 02:26 PM
This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Nice one Phil!
Gareth
11th-November-2004, 11:42 PM
try kiss and strip :yum:
philsmove
12th-November-2004, 09:56 AM
try kiss and strip :yum:
Stick to dancing Garath
Try “Tap” :clap:
baldrick
12th-November-2004, 08:09 PM
Try kick if you dare :tears:
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