Very odd indeed...

[Pammy]

Here's an odd one if you get bored...

http://subservientchicken.com/

[Boomer]

Pah, when I said write my 10,000 word dissertation it just stood there.

[Divissima]

That has to be one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

:what:

[Bardsey]

Daft stupid chicken! Everytime I asked it to do something i.e. put TV on, it just picked up a cushion and walked about with it :rofl:

[Dreadful Scathe]

"destroy" is funny it chucks the cushions about :)

"lay egg" also amusing :)

"jump"

in fact everything i tried worked till i got bored, i must be able to identify with chickens, even if they do seem a tad taller than normal. :)

[Jayne]

play dead

[Bill]

It's not Andy is it :what: :D

[Jayne]

dance

[dee]

What some people get up to :confused: has anyone made the mask? if id known before i could of worn it to the masked ball in walthamstowe :rofl: very nice (NOT)

[fruitcake]

Well........
I'm not sure what I'm meant to ask a chicken to do......
So I just sat there and looked at it.:what:
The birdie song??

[fruitcake]

Well....he can't do the birdie song :sad:

[Stuart M]

I tried asking it to cross the road but it won't.


Anyone know why?

[Stuart]

It didn't want to seem to fly. At least I've never seen a bird try to fly using only one wing.

We did a production of "Noyes Fludde" by Benjamin Britten at school many years ago. I now know where the costumes went!

[CJ]

Originally posted by Stuart M
I tried asking it to cross the road but it won't.


Anyone know why?

Cos it's already on the other side....:blush:

[fruitcake]

I don't think its a British Chicken.
It doesnt know what we want it ti do.It doesnt speako da lingo.
Unless it can't read.
Whoever heard of a chicken that can't read?
Or it feels a twit. I'm gonna ask it.

[fruitcake]

It doesnt know if it can read or speak english:confused:

Any more pammy??

[Pammy]

Originally posted by fruitcake
Any more pammy??

I knew you lot would love it :rofl:

Px

[Jayne]

Originally posted by fruitcake
I don't think its a British Chicken.
It doesnt know what we want it ti do.It doesnt speako da lingo.
Unless it can't read.
Whoever heard of a chicken that can't read?
Or it feels a twit. I'm gonna ask it.
I asked it to read a book and it wewnt over to the bookshelf, removed a book, opened it looked at it for a wee while and then put the book back again.

j :nice:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Bardsey
Daft stupid chicken! Everytime I asked it to do something i.e. put TV on, it just picked up a cushion and walked about with it :rofl:

Bards - it is a male you know :wink:

[CJ]

Originally posted by Pammy
Bards - it is a male you know :wink:

So what does it do if you ask "does my bum look big in this?"

The right answer to this IS the holy grail!!!:D

[Stuart]

I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?

[fruitcake]

Originally posted by Stuart
I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?
Wow I'm impressed, I think I'll askit in Sctoosh, "hey man, wid ye sit yersel doon"

Off I go now...

[fruitcake]

Right, I can move on with my life now. It sat down AND scratched its head when I asked it in Scottish- i am well impressed!

[fruitcake]

My teenage daughter has just come in- she thinks I'm very very sad!

[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Pammy
Bards - it is a male you know :wink:

There you go then! See, I knew there was a perfectly rational explanation. He's male..............say no more. I should be grateful that he didn't sit down, flick on a porn movie, open a beer, lift his leg and f*rt :rofl:

[Bill]

Originally posted by Bardsey
There you go then! See, I knew there was a perfectly rational explanation. He's male..............say no more. I should be grateful that he didn't sit down, flick on a porn movie, open a beer, lift his leg and f*rt :rofl:



Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:

[fruitcake]

Originally posted by Bill
Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:

Bill..... the majority of men DO do that y'know, or is it just the ones Bardsey and I have met!!:grin:
And been out with....:grin: :grin:

[bigdjiver]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
So what does it do if you ask "does my bum look big in this?"

The right answer to this IS the holy grail!!!:D

Does my ass look big in these jeans? (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/tracylundgrenmusic.htm)

Amongst a great collection of songs. Scan down for the original, or a rework "My ass"

[bigdjiver]

I find it very disconcerting. I tried walk sexy and somersault.

Which category do I file this in favourites?

[bigdjiver]

viral marketing (http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp)

[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Bill
Jill...............I'm surprised at you............. making wild generalisations and such blatant sexist comments. I don't have satellite telly so I don't watch porn movies (but think I might met some women who do all of the above :D ). :whistle:

Well don't look at me, I don't drink beer :cheers: :whistle:

[Bill]

Originally posted by Bardsey
Well don't look at me, I don't drink beer :cheers: :whistle:


and I can't imagine someone so refined doing either of the other two 'activities' either :wink: :D

I don't have satellite so I never see any porn movies :rolleyes: :whistle:

[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Bill
I don't have satellite so I never see any porn movies :rolleyes: :whistle:

Me neither! I probably wouldn't understand what they were doing anyway.......my memory isn't that long :rofl:

[Jive Brummie]

I asked it to make a noise and kick the tv...........

It went absolutely berserk and got all Hong-Kong Fuey on my ass, running around like a...........errrrrr, headless chicken!!!:sick:

james.......xx

[Bill]

Originally posted by Bardsey
Me neither! I probably wouldn't understand what they were doing anyway.......my memory isn't that long :rofl:

but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? Or therer's always some great self help books around :blush: :wink:

[Foofs]

I asked all the usual things. Then I asked it to move the white rug from the back of one chair onto the other chair. He then got down of the floor and started pecking at it.... :confused: He wasn't too happy when I asked to see what was under his feathers... (all in the name of research!! :wink: )

[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Bill
but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? Or therer's always some great self help books around :blush: :wink:

Now there's an idea.....I'll have to have a root around, bound to be something on the Internet........or am I back to porn again?:whistle:

[Graham W]

careful guys - it might catch an idea of its fame & turn up at a CeRoc venue.. :-(

G

[Bill]

Originally posted by Bardsey
Now there's an idea.....I'll have to have a root around, bound to be something on the Internet........or am I back to porn again?:whistle:

can you find porn on the web.........thought it was only for dance sites and educational purposes :wink: :innocent:

Happy hunting.........................:D

[philsmove]

I've tried asking it to sit down in German, and it did. Perhaps it is a German chicken?

Probably_ I have just discovered it does not speak Polish but


seems ok in frog

[linda]

Originally posted by Bill
but don't they make some 'beginners' videos these days ??? :blush: :wink:

So THAT'S what Steve Lampert means when he says he's a beginner:wink: :wink:

Linda:hug:

[xSalsa_Angelx]

I asked it to do an irish dancw while flapping its wings ..... it did a wee irish jig and shimmy round the room :rofl:

[one o'clock gun]

How do they do that?

:confused: :confused:

[philsmove]

This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

[Dreadful Scathe]

This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
:eek: indeed, but i said DANCE not lapdance :)

"push up" was funny...but then I tried "kiss"...and Im still trying to recover, in fact Im away for a lie down :D

[philsmove]

try Fight :rofl:

[Nick M]

This lady is much better than the chicken - ask her to dance :yum:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Nice one Phil!

[Gareth]

try kiss and strip :yum:

[philsmove]

try kiss and strip :yum:


Stick to dancing Garath

Try “Tap” :clap:

[baldrick]

Try kick if you dare :tears: