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Jayne
21st-April-2004, 01:33 PM
I kid you not - there are plans for a flatulence tax (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3005740.stm)

Whatever next?

J :rolleyes:

Dance Demon
21st-April-2004, 05:15 PM
Obviously thought up by some boring old fart:rolleyes:
Hope they never get WIND of it here.........

CJ
21st-April-2004, 05:19 PM
...Is that why Bush wont sign up to Kyoto?!?

Because of all the erm, methane, that comes out of his, er, mouth?!?

Divissima
22nd-April-2004, 09:39 AM
They could at least have animated the cow diagram :rofl:

Bill
22nd-April-2004, 10:19 AM
Well at least that's one tax that won't effect the ladies .................cus they don't do that sort of thing do they................ Divissima :wink: .............Or is Toby wrong :rolleyes: :sick:

Divissima
22nd-April-2004, 10:26 AM
you CAD!!!!

You'll be paying for that in dances for the rest or your life....:angry: :flower: :hug:

Bill
22nd-April-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Divissima
you CAD!!!!

You'll be paying for that in dances for the rest or your life....:angry: :flower: :hug:

You mean Toby was right :D .......... and I thought he was just making it up as you are such a polite and refined young woman :flower: :kiss:

Divissima
22nd-April-2004, 04:07 PM
[solicitor mode]I'm afraid I am unable to comment on the views recently expressed by TwK.[/solicitor mode]

I am simply commenting on the demise of chivalry :tears:

Bill
22nd-April-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Divissima
[BI am simply commenting on the demise of chivalry :tears: [/B]


don't think chivalry ever made it across the border .....if he did he didn't get to Aberdeen :wink: :D

Don't worry it won't put me off trying out some bluesy moves ...that's if I ever get another dance :what: :whistle:

Divissima
22nd-April-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally quoted by Bill:
Don't worry it won't put me off trying out some bluesy moves :rofl:

You didn't suffer the last time, as I recall :wink:

fruitcake
23rd-April-2004, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Bill
don't think chivalry ever made it across the border .....if he did he didn't get to Aberdeen :wink: :D

Don't worry it won't put me off trying out some bluesy moves ...that's if I ever get another dance :what: :whistle:

If you both were able to um, ...synchronise.... you could invent some new aerials - jet propelled!

He he!:cheers:

Divissima
23rd-April-2004, 01:13 PM
I beg you to allow this thread to die.

CJ
23rd-April-2004, 01:30 PM
For the sake of a certain fartybum,

Are we gonna let a magnificent thread like this die??!?!?!?!?!????

Tell me no.....:worthy:

Dance Demon
23rd-April-2004, 04:34 PM
I'm with you CJ....I think this thread is a GAS ...and it lets people BLOW OFF about anything they want.....:rolleyes: :whistle: