Forum Collective Nouns

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Pammy
You have a lot of stuff on your walls don't you :wink:


The 'Pammy' wall is always a talking point at partys - a lovingly put together collage of all pictures you've ever posted on the forum, some of them life size :). Visitors have to bow and proclaim 'Hello Pammy, may you ever watch over our mundane lives' as they enter the room :).

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
The 'Pammy' wall is always a talking point at partys - a lovingly put together collage of all pictures you've ever posted on the forum, some of them life size :). Visitors have to bow and proclaim 'Hello Pammy, may you ever watch over our mundane lives' as they enter the room :).

:what: :really: :blush: :innocent: :blush: :grin:

Arise young men, arise - blimey, have I got enough in me'fridge to feed you all? :tears: :wink:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
collage

incidentally, the word you was looking for was "mess" :tears: :rofl:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Is 'mess' the collective noun for Pammys then ?

Hmm collective nouns for other forum members

an itch of Boomers

a leap of lilybs

a gaggle of gus's

a blether of Bill's

a pout of chicklet's

a rant of Andys

a .....anyone ese ... :)

[Pammy]

I'd say it would be a scragg of Boomers,

A tent of Sheepys,

A gem of Bardseys?

A marriage of Chris A's?

A chest of Chickies?

A helve of Hancocks?

A globe of Grahams :what:

Oh, and of course a squash of Smurfeys :wink:

When you say mess, do you mean as in Officers? :whistle: :rofl:

Pamkinite
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[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Pammy
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A gem of Bardseys?



Or maybe A Bundle of Bardseys ?


Originally posted by Pammy
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When you say mess, do you mean as in Officers? :whistle: :rofl:

Pamkinite
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What other sort could you (we) be possibly interested in?:whistle:

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
a rant of Andys
I prefer "huff". :wink:

For myself the collective noun should be "loaf" (don't start, Chicklet :rolleyes: ).
Though I'd hate to think of a world where a collective noun referring to me could be used anyway. The term "a loaf of stuarts" hopefully has about as much use as the word "mallemaroking" IMHO...

Yes, mallemaroking is a real word. And it's not rude. Go on, type it into Google...

[Emma]

Originally posted by Pammy
A marriage of Chris A's? Am I missing some gossip here? (can't have that!) :)

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Bardsey
Or maybe A Bundle of Bardseys ?

Bundle? I'll settle for boodle?! :wink:

As for officers, please don't imply that I would be even vaguely interested in toned young men in uniforms.

P.S. Who told you ?
P.P.S. Usual time, usual barracks? See you there. :wink: :rofl:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Emma
gossip

I'd call it more of a club :wink:

Ah, good point, a club of Chris A's :wink:

[ChrisA]

Originally posted by Emma
Am I missing some gossip here? (can't have that!) :)
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Oh, and yes :flower:

:wink:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
...an itch of Boomers


An Itch!...ITCH!?!?! How about 'An embarrassingly personal rash' of Smurfeys...a steroid of Smurfeys.

A ward of Sheenas? :innocent:

Originally posted by Dose-ster
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Oh, and yes :flower:

:wink:
You're getting around abit....A dose of Chris A-s?...madam, I'll have what he's having!

[ChrisA]

Originally posted by Pammy
I'd call it more of a club :wink:

Ah, good point, a club of Chris A's :wink:
Well, if you insist on the apostrophe, presumably it would have to be "a harem of ChrisA's"

:rofl:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
a steroid of Smurfeys.

A pile :what: of smurfeys? :rofl:

:flower:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
A dose of Chris A-s?...madam, I'll have what he's having!

Yes, but if you've got what he's got, maybe I won't want you :sick: :wink:

[Boomer]

A massacre of Doc Iains?

[ChrisA]

Originally posted by Pammy
Yes, but if you've got what he's got, maybe I won't want you :sick: :wink:
Oi, wifey, a bit of respect... if you don't mind. :angry:

I was going to congratulate you on passing Franck to take the prestigious number 3 spot in the Forum Top 50, but maybe I won't now...

... it must be "a posting of Pammies", anyhow :D

Chris

[Pammy]

Originally posted by ChrisA
Oi, wifey, a bit of respect... if you don't mind. :angry:

I was going to congratulate you on passing Franck to take the prestigious number 3 spot in the Forum Top 50, but maybe I won't now...

... it must be "a posting of Pammies", anyhow :D

Chris

Really ? :grin: Wow, and me being such a busy lassie at work :innocent:

Ah darhhhling, you know I love you really. How could I not after that dance on Friday :flower:

You must forgive me Sir, I am but a number 2 afterall :blush:

[Pammy]

Dr Iain? After his unstoppable loyalty to the Chips Squad, I think it must be a portion of Dr Iains :what: :rofl:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
Dr Iain? After his unstoppable loyalty to the Chips Squad, I think it must be a portion of Dr Iains :what: :rofl:

'Unstoppable loyalty'!?!?! Is that like 'relentless assisstence'? :rofl:

[Pammy]

What about a nerve of Nigels? :wink:

Pamkinite makes mental note of number of postings, yeah, 3 in rows, elbow that blue boy off of 2nd pitch and I'm there, one step behind impossibility...

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
'Unstoppable loyalty'!?!?! Is that like 'relentless assisstence'? :rofl:

What would you know pal, you've gotta tread on at least one cockroach to get where that hero has stood! :wink:

[Doc Iain]

Pammey :hug:

a portion of me?....hmmmm :whistle: :rofl:

how about a boomerang of boomers?.... he just keeps coming back .... :clap::tears: :wink:

[Jayne]

Originally posted by ChrisA
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Oh, and yes :flower:

So how come wife number five gets a flower?

J :sad:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Boomer
An Itch!...ITCH!?!?! How about 'An embarrassingly personal rash' of Smurfeys...a steroid of Smurfeys.



itch...cos of all the hair of course.....gorillas....in the mist.....tsk..do i need to explain everything ?

who told you about my rash ? :)

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Jayne
So how come wife number five gets a flower?

J :sad:

don't worry he gave all the other wives one.

but the 5th only got the flower.


:rolleyes:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
...do i need to explain everything ?

who told you about my rash ? :)
Everything?...something would be a beginning :grin: Now go see matron about that rash!

Originally posted by Doc Iain
...how about a boomerang of boomers?.... he just keeps coming back .... :clap::tears: :wink:
Like a bad smell...like a feverish nightmare on a cold, wintry night, like a maniacal wee blue thing, stalking around, oversized chopper in hand...

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
itch...hair....gorillas....mist.....explain everything ?

Nah, we get you perfectly, [cough] :wink:

[Pammy]

Incidentally, forum collective nouns, are they otherwise known as frowns?

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
Incidentally, forum collective nouns, are they otherwise known as frowns?

'ForcNous' more likely :grin:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
'ForcNous' more likely :grin:

Is that what's itching? :sick:

[Boomer]

Oo oo oo!

A grammar of Heathers
A silence of Lindas
A comb of Francks
and an mp3 of LLs:devil:
and a novice of Trampies :grin:

[ChrisA]

A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by ChrisA
A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:

A typo of Guses!
I like that one :smug:

[Heather]

Originally posted by ChrisA
A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

IF ONLY someone would give him a dictionary !!!
He wouldn't even pass Level A in a National Test in Langusge if it had anything to do with his spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(Sorry Gadget !!)

:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
XX

[Jive Brummie]

Originally posted by Heather
Langusge ...................spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(Sorry Gadget !!)

:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
XX


...........D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Heather..........couldn't resist it........ :whistle: :hug:

James.......x

[Heather]

Originally posted by Jive Brummie
...........D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Heather..........couldn't resist it........ :whistle: :hug:

James.......x



Abject apologies folks !!!! Typing error !!! Didn't notice at the time!! Off to write out 'language' x 100 .:rofl: :rofl:

:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
xx

[Gadget]

Originally posted by Heather
IF ONLY someone would give him a dictionary !!!
He wouldn't even pass Level A in a National Test in Langusge if it had anything to do with his spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've got one: it helps me reach the top of the kitchen cupboards. :D

{You don't know how relieved I was when a teacher told me spelling wasn't a prime requirement... :blush:}

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
A comb of Francks

I like that one :grin: