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Dreadful Scathe
6th-April-2004, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Pammy
You have a lot of stuff on your walls don't you :wink:
The 'Pammy' wall is always a talking point at partys - a lovingly put together collage of all pictures you've ever posted on the forum, some of them life size :). Visitors have to bow and proclaim 'Hello Pammy, may you ever watch over our mundane lives' as they enter the room :).
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
The 'Pammy' wall is always a talking point at partys - a lovingly put together collage of all pictures you've ever posted on the forum, some of them life size :). Visitors have to bow and proclaim 'Hello Pammy, may you ever watch over our mundane lives' as they enter the room :).
:what: :really: :blush: :innocent: :blush: :grin:
Arise young men, arise - blimey, have I got enough in me'fridge to feed you all? :tears: :wink:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
collage
incidentally, the word you was looking for was "mess" :tears: :rofl:
Dreadful Scathe
6th-April-2004, 11:56 AM
Is 'mess' the collective noun for Pammys then ?
Hmm collective nouns for other forum members
an itch of Boomers
a leap of lilybs
a gaggle of gus's
a blether of Bill's
a pout of chicklet's
a rant of Andys
a .....anyone ese ... :)
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 01:30 PM
I'd say it would be a scragg of Boomers,
A tent of Sheepys,
A gem of Bardseys?
A marriage of Chris A's?
A chest of Chickies?
A helve of Hancocks?
A globe of Grahams :what:
Oh, and of course a squash of Smurfeys :wink:
When you say mess, do you mean as in Officers? :whistle: :rofl:
Pamkinite
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Bardsey
6th-April-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
,
A gem of Bardseys?
Or maybe A Bundle of Bardseys ?
Originally posted by Pammy
,
When you say mess, do you mean as in Officers? :whistle: :rofl:
Pamkinite
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What other sort could you (we) be possibly interested in?:whistle:
Stuart M
6th-April-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
a rant of Andys
I prefer "huff". :wink:
For myself the collective noun should be "loaf" (don't start, Chicklet :rolleyes: ).
Though I'd hate to think of a world where a collective noun referring to me could be used anyway. The term "a loaf of stuarts" hopefully has about as much use as the word "mallemaroking" IMHO...
Yes, mallemaroking is a real word. And it's not rude. Go on, type it into Google...
Emma
6th-April-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
A marriage of Chris A's? Am I missing some gossip here? (can't have that!) :)
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Bardsey
Or maybe A Bundle of Bardseys ?
Bundle? I'll settle for boodle?! :wink:
As for officers, please don't imply that I would be even vaguely interested in toned young men in uniforms.
P.S. Who told you ?
P.P.S. Usual time, usual barracks? See you there. :wink: :rofl:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Emma
gossip
I'd call it more of a club :wink:
Ah, good point, a club of Chris A's :wink:
ChrisA
6th-April-2004, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Emma
Am I missing some gossip here? (can't have that!) :)
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Oh, and yes :flower:
:wink:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
...an itch of Boomers
An Itch!...ITCH!?!?! How about 'An embarrassingly personal rash' of Smurfeys...a steroid of Smurfeys.
A ward of Sheenas? :innocent:
Originally posted by Dose-ster
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Oh, and yes :flower:
:wink:
You're getting around abit....A dose of Chris A-s?...madam, I'll have what he's having!
ChrisA
6th-April-2004, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
I'd call it more of a club :wink:
Ah, good point, a club of Chris A's :wink:
Well, if you insist on the apostrophe, presumably it would have to be "a harem of ChrisA's"
:rofl:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Boomer
a steroid of Smurfeys.
A pile :what: of smurfeys? :rofl:
:flower:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Boomer
A dose of Chris A-s?...madam, I'll have what he's having!
Yes, but if you've got what he's got, maybe I won't want you :sick: :wink:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 03:14 PM
A massacre of Doc Iains?
ChrisA
6th-April-2004, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
Yes, but if you've got what he's got, maybe I won't want you :sick: :wink:
Oi, wifey, a bit of respect... if you don't mind. :angry:
I was going to congratulate you on passing Franck to take the prestigious number 3 spot in the Forum Top 50, but maybe I won't now...
... it must be "a posting of Pammies", anyhow :D
Chris
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA
Oi, wifey, a bit of respect... if you don't mind. :angry:
I was going to congratulate you on passing Franck to take the prestigious number 3 spot in the Forum Top 50, but maybe I won't now...
... it must be "a posting of Pammies", anyhow :D
Chris
Really ? :grin: Wow, and me being such a busy lassie at work :innocent:
Ah darhhhling, you know I love you really. How could I not after that dance on Friday :flower:
You must forgive me Sir, I am but a number 2 afterall :blush:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:19 PM
Dr Iain? After his unstoppable loyalty to the Chips Squad, I think it must be a portion of Dr Iains :what: :rofl:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
Dr Iain? After his unstoppable loyalty to the Chips Squad, I think it must be a portion of Dr Iains :what: :rofl:
'Unstoppable loyalty'!?!?! Is that like 'relentless assisstence'? :rofl:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:21 PM
What about a nerve of Nigels? :wink:
Pamkinite makes mental note of number of postings, yeah, 3 in rows, elbow that blue boy off of 2nd pitch and I'm there, one step behind impossibility...
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Boomer
'Unstoppable loyalty'!?!?! Is that like 'relentless assisstence'? :rofl:
What would you know pal, you've gotta tread on at least one cockroach to get where that hero has stood! :wink:
Doc Iain
6th-April-2004, 03:38 PM
Pammey :hug:
a portion of me?....hmmmm :whistle: :rofl:
how about a boomerang of boomers?.... he just keeps coming back .... :clap::tears: :wink:
Jayne
6th-April-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Oh, and yes :flower:
So how come wife number five gets a flower?
J :sad:
Dreadful Scathe
6th-April-2004, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Boomer
An Itch!...ITCH!?!?! How about 'An embarrassingly personal rash' of Smurfeys...a steroid of Smurfeys.
itch...cos of all the hair of course.....gorillas....in the mist.....tsk..do i need to explain everything ?
who told you about my rash ? :)
Dreadful Scathe
6th-April-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Jayne
So how come wife number five gets a flower?
J :sad:
don't worry he gave all the other wives one.
but the 5th only got the flower.
:rolleyes:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
...do i need to explain everything ?
who told you about my rash ? :)
Everything?...something would be a beginning :grin: Now go see matron about that rash!
Originally posted by Doc Iain
...how about a boomerang of boomers?.... he just keeps coming back .... :clap::tears: :wink:
Like a bad smell...like a feverish nightmare on a cold, wintry night, like a maniacal wee blue thing, stalking around, oversized chopper in hand...
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
itch...hair....gorillas....mist.....explain everything ?
Nah, we get you perfectly, [cough] :wink:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 04:55 PM
Incidentally, forum collective nouns, are they otherwise known as frowns?
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
Incidentally, forum collective nouns, are they otherwise known as frowns?
'ForcNous' more likely :grin:
Pammy
6th-April-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Boomer
'ForcNous' more likely :grin:
Is that what's itching? :sick:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 05:16 PM
Oo oo oo!
A grammar of Heathers
A silence of Lindas
A comb of Francks
and an mp3 of LLs:devil:
and a novice of Trampies :grin:
ChrisA
6th-April-2004, 05:18 PM
A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:
Boomer
6th-April-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA
A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:
A typo of Guses!
I like that one :smug:
Heather
6th-April-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA
A dictionary of Gadgets. :devil:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
IF ONLY someone would give him a dictionary !!!
He wouldn't even pass Level A in a National Test in Langusge if it had anything to do with his spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(Sorry Gadget !!)
:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
XX
Jive Brummie
6th-April-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Heather
Langusge ...................spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(Sorry Gadget !!)
:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
XX
...........D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Heather..........couldn't resist it........ :whistle: :hug:
James.......x
Heather
7th-April-2004, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Jive Brummie
...........D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Heather..........couldn't resist it........ :whistle: :hug:
James.......x
Abject apologies folks !!!! Typing error !!! Didn't notice at the time!! Off to write out 'language' x 100 .:rofl: :rofl:
:hug: :kiss:
Heather,
xx
Gadget
7th-April-2004, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Heather
IF ONLY someone would give him a dictionary !!!
He wouldn't even pass Level A in a National Test in Langusge if it had anything to do with his spelling!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've got one: it helps me reach the top of the kitchen cupboards. :D
{You don't know how relieved I was when a teacher told me spelling wasn't a prime requirement... :blush:}
Pammy
7th-April-2004, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Boomer
A comb of Francks
I like that one :grin:
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