Food Poisoning alert ...

[Pammy]

Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January :what:

Had a right old moan; imagine if an old Granny had bought it without looking at the date :tears:

Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!

[Jon L]

Good on you and well done for doing so. Mind you I wouldn't like to see a mad Pamster I think I would run away - Very fast!!!! :blush:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Jon L
I would run away - Very fast!!!! :blush:

But I'd have you locked in my glare, unable to move :rofl:

[Sheepman]

Anyone ever played Russian Roulade?

6 roulades to choose from, but one of them is 3 months past it's sell by date?

Greg

[ChrisA]

Originally posted by Sheepman
Anyone ever played Russian Roulade?

6 roulades to choose from, but one of them is 3 months past it's sell by date?

We'll be calling you Stewart at this rate :rolleyes:

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by ChrisA
We'll be calling you Stewart at this rate :rolleyes: Oh no, I didn't realise the joke was that out of date!

Greg

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Pammy

Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!

I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.
Should we also have date labels I wonder?

[Tazmanian Devil]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.
Should we also have date labels I wonder?


:devil:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.
Should we also have date labels I wonder?

That poses the question to my first line then... READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY... What, in this instance, would THINGS be? :blush: :innocent:

More importantly, whose is past its best? :what:

[stewart38]

Originally posted by Pammy
Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January :what:

Had a right old moan; imagine if an old Granny had bought it without looking at the date :tears:

Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!

Given I have the title of a poor joke teller

I bet they had egg on their face ?

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by stewart38
Given I have the title of a poor joke teller

I bet they had egg on their face ?

That was an eggstreamly bad joke !

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by stewart38
Given I have the title of a poor joke teller

I bet they had egg on their face ?

Sorry, I meant, That was an extremely bad yoke !

[Pammy]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
Sorry, I meant, That was an extremely bad yoke !

At least it CRACKED you up.

What would I expect from a joker from Bushey; well, as I'm from Watford I had to add something :blush:

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Pammy
At least it CRACKED you up.

What would I expect from a joker from Bushey; well, as I'm from Watford I had to add something :blush:

A joke like that REALLLLLY Herts.

Oooops

[Pammy]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
A joke like that REALLLLLY Herts.

Oooops

that's ford shire.

PS What am I reducing myself to this? :what:

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Pammy
that's ford shire.

PS What am I reducing myself to this? :what:

Wish I could reduce myself, especially round the middle ! :rolleyes:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
Wish I could reduce myself, especially round the middle ! :rolleyes:

We're back to *reduced for quick sale* again aren't we.

How much do you think I'm worth?

Any offers over 40p considered :blush:

[thewacko]

Originally posted by Pammy
Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January, imagine an old Granny bought it without looking at the date

Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!

I love it when you can edit quotes naughty but ...
poor old granny, never mind probably kept her regular eh:sorry

[thewacko]

Originally posted by Pammy
We're back to *reduced for quick sale* again aren't we.

How much do you think I'm worth?

Any offers over 40p considered :blush:

after my last comment I probably wouldn't get a look in however much I offered but i would offer at least a quid, and thats just for a dance :kiss:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by thewacko
i would offer at least a quid, and thats just for a dance :kiss:

You're currently the highest bidder + I have no idea when the hammer is coming down (on me? :tears: ).

For offering a whole english pound my friend, you can have the dance for free though :hug:

[thewacko]

Originally posted by Pammy
You're currently the highest bidder + I have no idea when the hammer is coming down (on me? :tears: ).

For offering a whole english pound my friend, you can have the dance for free though :hug:

The hammer has dropped, sold to the highest bidder, who ever that may be

Eat your hearts out fellow forum members - its me:grin: :grin: :cheers: