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Graham
15th-April-2009, 05:58 PM
Ten years ago this evening, the legendary Steve TheTramp Lampert first took to the Ceroc dance floor - Happy danciversary Trampy! :wink:

drathzel
15th-April-2009, 08:30 PM
Happy Danciversary Steve!! Miss you! xx

Ronde!
16th-April-2009, 02:31 AM
In honour of Steve's ten years of Ceroc, I've updated this poem (an original version was once posted on the CMJ forums). :)

McTrampy: The Beginner Cat

Trampy (Also Known As Steve) is known for sleight of wit,
He is the Master Dancer who taught us the "Oh S--t*";
He can dance with seven ladies and keep every one a grinner,
But when you try to question him... he says he's a beginner!

Oh Trampy, watch for Trampy - there's no-one quite like Trampy,
He's sometimes found playing Warcraft - he's an undisputed champy,
His powers of termination make the Alliance weep,
For Trampy's toons are uber - he can gank them in his sleep.
And it's certain, when you question him, how he came out the winner,
He will only say with twinkling eyes, that he is a beginner!

He's outwardly respectable: a student of the Law,
But don't be taken in should he seem quiet or demure;
For sure as calm precedes a storm, he inwardly is grinning,
And thinking up a Cunning Plan, that he is just beginning!

Oh Trampy, watch for Trampy - there's no-one quite like Trampy,
He's posting on the Internet, while others' hands are crampy,
You may seek him at Ceroc Scotland's dance forum - and I'm told
That his total sum of postings is a wonder to behold;
But ask him how he fits in life, and dance, and sleep, and dinner,
You can be sure that he will say that he is a beginner!
I do not mean to startle you, I do not mean to shock,
But watch, watch out for Trampy - the Napoleon of Ceroc!


* One of Steve's signature dance moves that involves dropping the lady and momentarily losing contact. :)

Dreadful Scathe
16th-April-2009, 08:40 AM
very good :clap: - apart from the "outwardly respectable" bit :)