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John S
3rd-August-2002, 09:55 PM
This thread could have been titled "Tales from Sherwin's Living Room" - at his post-party party on Friday we heard of quite a few very interesting things that had happened to various people - myself included - during dance routines. :devil:

Of course, nothing would force me to breach any of those confidences - although offers of any kind will be considered. :grin:

So your secrets are safe, Sherwin, :wink: but would anyone else (whether you were there on Friday or not) like to share with a worldwide audience the most embarrassing thing that has happened to them on a dance floor? :sorry

Sherwin
4th-August-2002, 02:18 PM
John S quoted
Of course, nothing would force me to breach any of those confidences - although offers of any kind will be considered.

So your secrets are safe, Sherwin, but would anyone else
Thanks John, i'm sure the secret is safe now that you've put it on this web site. :o
BTW, mine wasnÕt as interesting as some of the other stories :D.

Sherwin

Franck
17th-August-2002, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by Sherwin
BTW, mine wasnÕt as interesting as some of the other stories :D.So Sherwin, are you going to share those 'interesting stories then?
Surely after some of the discussions (mostly emanating from Aberdeen), you are not in any dangers to either shock or offend anyone... Go on, you know you want to, share with the rest of the Forum members, noone has to know! :wink: :devil:

Franck.

Amanda
17th-August-2002, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Franck
mostly emanating from Aberdeen...
Franck.

Franck - you are surely not trying to undermine Aberdeen's legendary status in the trashiness stakes. :really:
We have our reputation to live down to after all....

Amanda

Gus
17th-August-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Amanda


Franck - you are surely not trying to undermine Aberdeen's legendary status in the trashiness stakes. :really:
We have our reputation to live down to after all....

Amanda Well it has to be said ... I now know what Franck gets up to in that back room by the stage ......

Also, I've never before been taken drinking till the early hours of the morning after a lesson by such a fun posse before ... even if it was principlay to pick up DJ Curtain! Congrats Aberdeen ... a serious party crowd!

filthycute
18th-August-2002, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by Gus
Also, I've never before been taken drinking till the early hours of the morning after a lesson by such a fun posse before ... even if it was principlay to pick up DJ Curtain! Congrats Aberdeen ... a serious party crowd!

How sad am i?? 4.45am and i'm online. BUT!! i'm just home from the Aberdeen party and i'm like a hyper labrador!:yum: Anyone who missed the party.....POOR YOU! you missed an excellent night! went to a latin club afterwards, hence me being just home and online at this time of night. :what:
Gus, you stand correct with your comments of the Aberdeen squad having the best fun! it's all true :D

I saw Franck cringing in the corner thinking "why the hell did we bring her???!!!" hahahaha :p It's all good fun.
Congrats Franck...what a night! A fun class that was actually fun and a personality to match :D

filthycute x x

Heather
18th-August-2002, 10:46 AM
:really: :really: Why am I not surprised that you were on-line at 4.45am????? It's usually on;y Sheena who does daft things like that!!!!!:wink:
I know what you mean though, Aberdeen was buzzing last night and I too had a great time. Nice to meet and put faces to some other folks from the chat board - Sandy and Apples!!
I knew you were on a high last night Melanie, when I saw you limbo under a very low Limbo stick in that Latin club:wink:
Franck was tired out just looking at you.
A great night had by all of us Dundonians.

:cheers:
Heather.

Sherwin
18th-August-2002, 12:14 PM
>>knew you were on a high last night Melanie, when I saw you limbo under a very low Limbo stick in that Latin club

Heather, that is an understatement Ð Mel was in her element! She had the folk over there mesmerised!
Franck and I had to drag her out of the club, while she was kicking and screaming something to the effect of "More Music Ð let me dance". :o

>>Franck was tired out just looking at you.
ThatÕs probably because he was up to something earlier in Òthe back room by the stageÓ. - Go on Franck, you can let us in on the secret. :wink: :wink:

>>A great night had by all of us Dundonians.
Definitely. Thanks to all the Aberdonians. :cheers:

Lisa
18th-August-2002, 12:20 PM
What an excellent summer madness night! Great to see the hyper-fun Dundonians. Did I really miss Melanie limboing? :tears:

Great to see Apples over from Glasgow too but alas I was disappointed that you didn't wear my red dress. I had brought it with me especially for you :p Next time.......

Keep dancing with happy feet Lisa x

filthycute
18th-August-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Heather
:really: :really: Why am I not surprised that you were on-line at 4.45am????? It's usually on;y Sheena who does daft things like that!!!!!:wink:
I know what you mean though, Aberdeen was buzzing last night and I too had a great time. Nice to meet and put faces to some other folks from the chat board - Sandy and Apples!!
I knew you were on a high last night Melanie, when I saw you limbo under a very low Limbo stick in that Latin club:wink:
Franck was tired out just looking at you.
A great night had by all of us Dundonians.

:cheers:
Heather.

hahahaha you had to bring up the limbo. you did forget to mention the conga though :what: and you all missed me and Sherwin taking over the dance floor....what a blast!! :D
This is me just awoken from my slumber and managing to sit for at least 4 seconds before going red and cringing about last night:sorry
Sherwin your right about the end of the night....why the hell do these clubs shut at 3:00am?? :yum: i was up for an all nighter :p

somebody stop me! :wink:

It wasn't just me on a high though. Everybody seemed to be liked that....i think Franck started it with that funky lesson, then it passed around quicker than the flu :grin:

I think we should start a tour of ceroc clubs. Forcing people all over the country to dance till the wee small hours and if permitted have a wee dram.
for booking call:- 0845 dance dance dance!

right will go hide for several days now until my face regains it's original colour.

until next time :wink:

filthycute x x

filthycute
18th-August-2002, 04:02 PM
I was really hoping to get down to England for a spot of dancing sometime this year......there's NO WAY they'll let me over the border now!!! :what:

People of England, let it be known that most of these facts are exagerated. i was under the influence of alchohol when these allegations allegedly took place. :sick:
BUT FEAR NOT!!.....after intense sessions with my AA consellor and a short spell in a padded cell you can be rest assured no harm will come to you.

......well unless you take me to a salsa club, then i take no responsibility for my actions and you waive your right to sue :yum:


filthycute x x

apples
18th-August-2002, 04:28 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lisa
[B]What an excellent summer madness night! Great to see the hyper-fun Dundonians. Did I really miss Melanie limboing? :tears:

Great to see Apples over from Glasgow too but alas I was disappointed that you didn't wear my red dress. I had brought it with me especially for you :p Next time.......

I KNEW I had forgotten to do something....THE RED DRESS... something I'll look forward to the next time....I think I'll need to get back on the apple and water diet if I want to fit in to it....oh....great to meet the aberdonian/dundonian bunch...excellent dancers, hospitality and friendliness second to none....by the way have to say...' FRED ASTAIRE'...YOU'VE GOT STYLE....

Sandy
18th-August-2002, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by filthycute

It wasn't just me on a high though. Everybody seemed to be liked that....i think Franck started it with that funky lesson, then it passed around quicker than the flu :grin:

I think we should start a tour of ceroc clubs. Forcing people all over the country to dance till the wee small hours and if permitted have a wee dram.
for booking call:- 0845 dance dance dance!
filthycute x x

Can't believe I missed out on the after party fun and I thought that was wild. Summer madness - steamy hot summer madness, dancing in bikinis, swimming, sex.. do I have to go on :devil: If you weren't there you missed the party of the year.

Hey Filthy Cute let me know when you plan to go on one of these mad tours - I'm up for it:grin:

Great to see you all there

Cheers:cheers:

Sandy

John S
18th-August-2002, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by apples
....by the way have to say...' FRED ASTAIRE'...YOU'VE GOT STYLE.... [/B]

Too kind, too kind :o :o (- you're pretty slick yourself.

Presumably of course you mean my dress style, which as usual was understated and restrained - (if anyone's reading this and doesn't know what I mean, it's your loss!!) :)

Super party though, pity it finished at midnight (for some of us anyway .......) :p

But having read all this about the post-party goings on, it's maybe just as well I left Aberdeen when I did! ;)

Gus
19th-August-2002, 12:53 AM
Now I'm really sick ... only left Scotlkand on Friday as I had a reunion to go to ... and was so worn out by Filthy etc. than I couldn't face yet anpther train trip to London ... and now I have to read what a monster party I missed ... GUTTED:sad:

Two points;

1) Plesae give plenty of warning for the next party so I can make sure I'm there!

2) Border patrols have been stepped up to ensure that Filthy does not try to escape into England to molest unsuspecting limbo poles!:what:

Curtain
19th-August-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Sandy


Can't believe I missed out on the after party fun and I thought that was wild. Summer madness - steamy hot summer madness, dancing in bikinis, swimming, sex.. do I have to go on :devil: If you weren't there you missed the party of the year.

Sandy

Very intriguing, I wish I had come along now. Sounds a little bit saucy!! Something tells me that the full details of that night have yet to be revealed. Ceroc scandal perhaps?

John S
19th-August-2002, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by DJ Curtain

Something tells me that the full details of that night have yet to be revealed.

Believe me, DJ, there is nothing more to be revealed that was not revealed on the night!!!!! :what:

I was told that party nights in Aberdeen would consist of very proper WI ladies in woollen cardies and tweed skirts, being politely asked to take the floor by Robbie Shepherd look-a-likes in Aran sweaters and a collie dug.:sick:

Instead, we got the full range of holiday party behaviour, with bronzed babes and hunky he-men strutting their stuff and generally showing off their fit, toned bodies.

Franck's thighs in shorts were truly a wondrous sight (women swooned). And as for the ladies' dresses - well, when they get the rest of the material for them they'll make a nice hankie. :wink:

Have I been dreaming? Well, only if you were there will you really know - thanks, Aberdeen. Book now for Autumn Madness next month!:cheers:

Curtain
19th-August-2002, 10:59 AM
Considering the freezing autumnal weather up this way, you'll be lucky to enjoy the same experience at the above party. The wooly jumper brigade will surely be in fine form provided tea and stovies are provided.

Toned and tanned eh? Must have been the Dundonians!!

Franck
19th-August-2002, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Amanda
Franck - you are surely not trying to undermine Aberdeen's legendary status in the trashiness stakes.
We have our reputation to live down to after all....
Originally posted by Gus
Well it has to be said ... I now know what Franck gets up to in that back room by the stage ......
Also, I've never before been taken drinking till the early hours of the morning after a lesson by such a fun posse before ... even if it was principlay to pick up DJ Curtain! Congrats Aberdeen ... a serious party crowd! Sorry Amanda, :wink: No undermining from me, our reputation is firmly established and I reckon that after this thread, it will be scarier stil :really: :devil: :nice:
Gus, how much is your silence worth? After all, I too have a reputation to live down to :nice:

As for partying in Aberdeen, you said it, serious party crowd!!!

Franck.

Franck
19th-August-2002, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by filthycute
How sad am i?? 4.45am and i'm online. BUT!! i'm just home from the Aberdeen party and i'm like a hyper labrador!:yum: Anyone who missed the party.....POOR YOU! you missed an excellent night! went to a latin club afterwards, hence me being just home and online at this time of night. :what:
Gus, you stand correct with your comments of the Aberdeen squad having the best fun! it's all true :D

I saw Franck cringing in the corner thinking "why the hell did we bring her???!!!" hahahaha :p It's all good fun.
Congrats Franck...what a night! A fun class that was actually fun and a personality to match :D Well fc, 4.45am?, you beat me on that one, but I had an excuse, I had to get some beauty sleep for the Intermediate workshop on the Sunday, which despite the previous night's antics went brilliantly, big thanks to Laura for being such a fabulous and supportive demonstrator.

I had a brilliant week-end, and so it seems did everybody else... I was not cringing at you Mel, I have seen worse! :really: :wink: Remember the Champs week-end? Between you, Mairi and Janet, I reckon I have seen enough for a lifetime... Or so I thought until the limbo dancing :yum:
That was well impressive, though I have to say, that while most people attempted to Limbo only once, you FillthyCute (aka the shrinking violet) had to Limbo 3 times to an increasingly lower pole... Still you succeeded in taking over the venue!

Finally, thanks to all of you who made it to the party on Saturday (especially visitors from distant shores (Dundee / Glasgow / etc...), you all made the party special, and Summer madness it definitely turned out to be! :cheers:

Franck.

Franck
19th-August-2002, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by DJ Curtain
Very intriguing, I wish I had come along now. Sounds a little bit saucy!! Something tells me that the full details of that night have yet to be revealed. Ceroc scandal perhaps? Tough, you missed that one! :wink:
As for Ceroc scandals, there must have been a few, but as everyone was involved, our lips will remain sealed to protect the not so innocent :devil:

And JohnS, you must have dreamt it all, I do not remember showing my thighs at any point (except maybe in the back room :wink: ). Still as someone else said, loved your style on Saturday, great head gear!

As for Heather and Sheena, the 'Dirty mac' brigade :wink: I should say no more, except that the waterproof came off fast enough to reveal a lot more... Ibiza eat your heart out, Aberdeen is the new Summer hotspot! :waycool:

Franck.

Gus
19th-August-2002, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by DJ Curtain


Do you get it now?

What I don't get is how the above culinary attrocities are supposed to be attractive as nubile bodies such a Filthy, Mari and Janet scantily dressed ......:sorry There must be a better way of tempting us up to the next gig!

No good ... going to have lie down again, too much thinking about those bodies again ... or was it the thought of Franck's nude knees?!

PS Exception is made for Irun Bru .... the universal hangover cure

filthycute
19th-August-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Franck
I was not cringing at you Mel, I have seen worse! :really: :wink: Remember the Champs week-end? Between you, Mairi and Janet, I reckon I have seen enough for a lifetime...
Franck.

AHEM!!!! :o and here was me...(obviously dillusioned) thinking there were four of us......all for one and one for all.....defending our reputations to the bitter end........willing to die before we revealed what really happened that night! :what:

:wink:

filthycute x x

Gus
21st-August-2002, 02:27 PM
OK ... foreign I may be (in more ways than you realise) but at least I can keep to the thread .... thought this thresd was about dance floor incidents ... yet it has degenerated into a discussion of glaswegian dominance (an dichotomy if ever there was one) ...

BEFORE the woad and clyamores are summoned from the glens ... can we get back to what REALLY goes on up North ... from even my little visit it was obvious that there is a hotbed of unrequited lust, cross dressing, alcohol fuelled exhibitionism and outrageous behaviour ... or that all just Filthycute!

Amanda
21st-August-2002, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Gus
OK ... foreign I may be (in more ways than you realise)
......and these are....???!! You will have to spill on this one Gus!

a hotbed of unrequited lust, cross dressing, alcohol fuelled exhibitionism and outrageous behaviour ... ...

...Don't ya just wish you lived up here too...

And as for Glasgow - well, it's just the friendliest city in the UK by a mile...

Amanda

Gus
21st-August-2002, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Amanda


...Don't ya just wish you lived up here too...

Amanda [/B]
Funny you should mention that ... in the process of trying to land a contract in Glasgow ... but I'm not sure if the language barrier and my lack of experience in debauchery will count against me....can you think of a suitable trainer to 'educate' me????:wink:

Amanda
21st-August-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Graham
as you seem to be the chief tone-lowerer

This is indeed an accolade Graham. Truly something to live down to.

Amanda

Amanda
21st-August-2002, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Gus

Funny you should mention that ... in the process of trying to land a contract in Glasgow ... but I'm not sure if the language barrier and my lack of experience in debauchery will count against me....can you think of a suitable trainer to 'educate' me????:wink:
For once - all of the above renders me speechless...!!! :what:

Amanda

Gus
21st-August-2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Amanda
For once - all of the above renders me speechless...!!! :what:

Amanda They say silence is golden .......

but Amanda, where would we be without your subtle (?) inuendo?

Come to think of is, what could I say that could have shocked you?

I'm sure you have many tales that you are yet to share with the rest of the forum community.

Amanda
21st-August-2002, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Gus
your subtle (?) inuendo?Now... I wasn't the one who wrote 'truncheons' in reponse to the proposed Uniforms (!!!!) fancy dress theme.

And as for sharing tales - yes, plenty more of those worth telling - BUT only in person...

Amanda

John McAulay
21st-August-2002, 05:24 PM
So tell me again! what was this thread about!

Regards:waycool:

John S
21st-August-2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Gus
a hotbed of unrequited lust, cross dressing, alcohol fuelled exhibitionism and outrageous behaviour ... or that all just Filthycute! NOPE! :wink:

(And anyway, who says the lust is unrequited???):devil:

Janet
21st-August-2002, 06:27 PM
Who knows? Who cares?! The sun is shining, I'm still at work and I can't go dancing tonight. :tears:

Originally posted by Amanda
And as for Glasgow - well, it's just the friendliest city in the UK by a mile...
Too right!!! :grin:

Originally posted by Amanda
I wasn't the one who wrote 'truncheons' in reponse to the proposed Uniforms (!!!!) fancy dress theme.
No, that was me, but I just thought it was better to get it out in the open, so to speak :what:, before it became a big (yeah, right! :wink: ) issue. Bet I was only a femtosecond (I did warn you I was still at work) ahead of several other people on that one though. :devil:

Originally posted by Gus
... in the process of trying to land a contract in Glasgow ... but I'm not sure if the language barrier and my lack of experience in debauchery will count against me....can you think of a suitable trainer to 'educate' me???? :wink:
Look no further, Gus. I have a local dialect dictionary for you right here.
Can't find d-e-b-a-u-c-h-e-r-y in it though. What does that mean again? :wink:

Janet

Gus
21st-August-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Janet

Can't find d-e-b-a-u-c-h-e-r-y in it though. What does that mean again? :wink:

Janet

Well young lady, according to my sources it means; lasciviousness, revelry, indulgence, lust, lechery and desire ...... tell you what, you teach me the dialect and .........

Noooooo won't fall for that one.

COME ON ... where are the revelations of what really happens up North .... the only interesting thing we ever get at Nantwich are the couples have a quiet 'moment' in the car park ... then going back to their respective partners ..... seems to be fairly standard practice at some clubs I've been to.

filthycute
21st-August-2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Gus


the only interesting thing we ever get at Nantwich are the couples have a quiet ?'moment'? in the car park ... then going back to their respective partners ..... seems to be fairly standard practice at some clubs I've been to.

can you be a bit more specific??

how can we be sure if we've had a "moment" or perhaps more than a "moment" ?
i mean is it obvious? do you just know that you've had a "moment"?

is it illegal?? :what:

filthycute x x

Sandy
21st-August-2002, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Graham


Interesting question. Maybe we should have a profile entry for birthplace? Foreigners Gus and Franck seem to dominate the more technical discussions, but as you seem to be the chief tone-lowerer, then perhaps "heavily influenced by lairy Glaswegians" would be true! :wink:

Tone lowerer - you are sooooooooooooo wrong, tone enhancer excuse me!!!:reallymad

Glesga Sandy (actually Paisley but let's not split hairs!

John S
21st-August-2002, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Gus


.... the only interesting thing we ever get at Nantwich are the couples have a quiet 'moment' in the car park ... then going back to their respective partners ..... seems to be fairly standard practice at some clubs I've been to.

Hey, Gus - this isn't a closed user group, you know, there could well be some of these "respective partners" reading your message - in which case you might find attendance down a bit next week!

On the other hand, there might be some "prospective partners" wondering how, when and with whom they will share a "Car Park Moment":wink:

(And what about the poor souls who come by bus - are they catered for too?) :cheers:

Graham
22nd-August-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by John S
(And what about the poor souls who come by bus - are they catered for too?) :cheers: I used to live near Gus, and strongly suspect that travelling to the Nantwich class by bus is not really an option, unless you're planning to spend the night in the aforementioned carpark.

Janet
22nd-August-2002, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Gus
...... tell you what, you teach me the dialect and .........

Noooooo won't fall for that one.Damn. It sooooo nearly worked. :yum:

Janet

Gus
22nd-August-2002, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by John S
Hey, Gus - this isn't a closed user group, you know, there could well be some of these "respective partners" reading your message - in which case you might find attendance down a bit next week!
Having re-read my original post and the subsequent postings I would like to make it perfectly clear that Ceroc Nantwich is not a hot bead of illicit affairs, rampant sex and intimate abuse of single males ....... that is why I came up to Scotland!

Seriously though, like any social club there will alwys be a certain amount of 'adult behaviour' ... though I can say in all honesty its not a problem at Nantwich ... though there are two clubs in Central UK where it is far more a 'feature' .... sad really.

No .. I think that given some of the characters in the North, Filthy, Amanda etc ... who needs illicit affairs ... just bring on the drinks and a limbo poll and next time VIDEO IT!

Amanda
22nd-August-2002, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Gus
the only interesting thing we ever get at Nantwich are the couples have a quiet 'moment' in the car park ... then going back to their respective partners SUPERB!!!

It's a date... Nantwich ceroc carpark - limbo poles, mobile bar, busloads of Northerners, dancing in the buff, video cameras positioned to cover every angle...

Over to you Franck to organise the buses.

Amanda

ps That'll put paid to any more 'quiet moments' in Nantwich.

Gus
22nd-August-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Amanda
SUPERB!!!

It's a date... Nantwich ceroc carpark - limbo poles, mobile bar, busloads of Northerners, dancing in the buff, video cameras positioned to cover every angle...

ps That'll put paid to any more 'quiet moments' in Nantwich.
Why do I get the feeling that we should be rebuilding Hadrians wall as quickly as possible.

KEEP AWAY ... we don't need you debauched chiili waving, limbo pole gyrating types down here corrupting our simple folk! Pick on someone your own size.

Mind you, if the men up there can't keep you adequatly satisfied and entertained ............ :wink:

(awaits a flaming from John S)

Amanda
22nd-August-2002, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Gus
KEEP AWAY ...

Nae chance. The buses are pulling away as we speak....

Amandathelivinglifeontheedgechilli

John S
22nd-August-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Gus


Mind you, if the men up there can't keep you adequatly satisfied and entertained ............ :wink:

(awaits a flaming from John S)

It's true - the women up here are extremely demanding and quite rightly will not put up with any second-rate attempts at either satisfying or entertaining them - or so I've been told.

Fortunately, I've not actually had any personal complaints so far :devil: :wink: but perhaps my feelings were being spared. (No doubt it will all change when this message gets published.):tears:

Tiggerbabe
22nd-August-2002, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by John S
Fortunately, I've not actually had any personal complaints so far :devil: :wink: Well, not from me anyway John - I found you VERY entertaining :wink:

By the way Gus shouldn't it be a "roasting" from John S - what is this "flaming" thing:confused:

Franck
27th-August-2002, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
By the way Gus shouldn't it be a "roasting" from John S - what is this "flaming" thing:confused: Flaming is the online equivalent of a good roasting... :nice:
A lot of discussion groups (especially newsgroups) can get quite heated, and sometimes when someone is controversial or un-popular, they receive many agressive replies called flames...
Trolls in particular are very good at flaming but of course at fanning the flames to disrupt discussion.

I would rather we did not descend down that path, and I am standing with a fire extinguisher at the ready for such occasion :waycool:

Franck.