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StevanHogg
21st-April-2008, 06:01 PM
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene , with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tescos.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &24th. A lso October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

dep
21st-April-2008, 08:13 PM
....On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &24th. A lso October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.that's just greed.
Behave yourself and the scam will go away.

Which Tescos was that?

Scotch Bonnet
21st-April-2008, 09:45 PM
Either your sick or a dreamer Stevan !! Certainly wouldn't have been Tesco in Dalkeith !!!
Boy boys boys..........behave

dep
22nd-April-2008, 12:01 AM
Either your sick or a dreamer Stevan !! Certainly wouldn't have been Tesco in Dalkeith !!!
Boy boys boys..........behaveif it isn't Dalkeith, I don't mind travelling.

Marc Forster
22nd-April-2008, 12:18 AM
You can tell they aren't Tesco employees.

Windowlene! :eek:

Surely they would be using Tesco's own brand window cleaner.

They also have a very sensible selection of ladies underwear on sale in store........so they say.

cat
22nd-April-2008, 09:50 AM
Whats the point of sensible underwear?? Its suppost to be attractive, tescos granny pants are not going to do i think for most people :D

Freddie_C
30th-April-2008, 08:56 AM
A ride to another Tesco? Thats a long ride, unless where you live theres a Tesco on every block? :o

Waste of a wallet! :P

Mary
30th-April-2008, 10:44 AM
If anybody hears of any really gorgeous hunky guys with a gentle touch operating a similar scam, let me know will you? :wink:

M

dep
30th-April-2008, 10:47 AM
If anybody hears of any really gorgeous hunky guys with a gentle touch operating a similar scam, let me know will you? :wink:

MI'm not down in west London too often. Are you patient?

Mary
30th-April-2008, 01:41 PM
I'm not down in west London too often. Are you patient?

I could lurk in Tesco's car parks for hours. :rofl:

M