martingold
16th-March-2008, 08:18 AM
These are actual newspaper headlines found somewhere in the world
1. March Planned For Next August
2. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
3. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
5. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
6. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
7. 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
8. War Dims Hope For Peace
9. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
10. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
11. Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
12. Lucky Man Sees Pals Die
13. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
14. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
15. Pastor Aghast At First Lady Sex Position
1. March Planned For Next August
2. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
3. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
5. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
6. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
7. 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
8. War Dims Hope For Peace
9. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
10. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
11. Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
12. Lucky Man Sees Pals Die
13. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
14. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
15. Pastor Aghast At First Lady Sex Position