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martingold
11th-March-2008, 12:36 PM
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS
FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:1. First, spy a baby. 9625

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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.9626
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process.
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**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the'paw-slide'easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smileand lean' so as to achieve the best photoquality.

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Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,


climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

dave the scaffolder
11th-March-2008, 01:04 PM
Blinding, rep on its way DTS Dave XXX XXXX

Little Monkey
12th-March-2008, 06:16 PM
Fantastic! That's so funny and cute, aaawwwww.:awe:

I used to have a massive hairy dog who had a tiny little doggie friend. In the winter, the tiny dog would always get very cold (this was in Norway, so very cold and lots of snow), so to protect it, my doggie would lie down and sort of 'scoop' the little 'un under his chest, but on top of his front paws, a bit like penguins carry their eggs/chicks. All you'd see was a little head poking out from underneath my dogs chin!:rofl:

Cruella
12th-March-2008, 06:23 PM
Am I the only person, who although thinking that the pictures are very cute, instantly thought, my God i'd never let my dog do that to my baby. I'm a dog lover and have a beautiful 10 month old puppy. But, if I had a baby, I would never take that risk. No matter how soft, friendly, well behaved your dog is, you can never be 100% sure it wouldn't turn on the child. :what: That huge dog in the picture could cause damage just by accidently lying on the baby.

Little Miss
13th-March-2008, 11:15 AM
Right there with you Cruella, it actually made me more and more aprehensive as I scrolled down the photos. I would not let any dog, even a tiny thing near my five/six month old baby - whoever took those photos took quite a risk.

Sporty Jeff
13th-March-2008, 03:01 PM
Am I the only person, who although thinking that the pictures are very cute, instantly thought, my God i'd never let my dog do that to my baby. I'm a dog lover and have a beautiful 10 month old puppy. But, if I had a baby, I would never take that risk. No matter how soft, friendly, well behaved your dog is, you can never be 100% sure it wouldn't turn on the child. :what: That huge dog in the picture could cause damage just by accidently lying on the baby.


No you are not, no baby/child should be in that situation. No dog is 100% safe and it only takes a second for the child to be scared for life. Sorry DTS 1st time I think you are wrong!