martingold
11th-March-2008, 12:36 PM
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS
FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:1. First, spy a baby. 9625
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image001.jpg
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.9626
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image002.jpg
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process.
9627
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image003.jpg
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the'paw-slide'easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
9628
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image004.jpg
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smileand lean' so as to achieve the best photoquality.
9629http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image005.jpg
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:1. First, spy a baby. 9625
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image001.jpg
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.9626
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image002.jpg
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process.
9627
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image003.jpg
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the'paw-slide'easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
9628
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image004.jpg
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smileand lean' so as to achieve the best photoquality.
9629http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/image005.jpg
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.