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Stuart M
14th-October-2003, 10:56 AM
For a google-inspired perspective on things, try typing your name in on this page (http://www.googlism.com) .

I tried my surname, and the first answer back was "masterton is delightfully insane"...:what:

ChrisA
14th-October-2003, 11:11 AM
Apparently I am..

"at the centre of the front row"

Which is quite a coincidence since only a few days ago I managed to get four tickets for Eric Clapton next May, very nearly at the front of the Arena at the Royal Albert Hall. :waycool:

Chris

Dance Demon
14th-October-2003, 11:26 AM
Well...of all of the things listed, it appears I'm.........
"Amazing!!!!!!"........and "Getting results":waycool: :wink:

Boomer
14th-October-2003, 12:28 PM
Apparently, I ‘am not returning’. Told you I was new to this dancing stuff:tears:

Lou
15th-October-2003, 09:36 AM
"lutwyche is very well represented on the internet"

Can't say fairer than that!

Pammy
15th-October-2003, 02:22 PM
This is great! Well, we all knew I was upstairs, but hey, how can I be the brightest bulb in the box, but also a waste of oxygen *sniff* Oh, and I think it should be sheeps pen, not goats!

Googlism for: pammy

pammy is bad
pammy is outside in the waiting room
pammy is in the kitchen
pammy is inside the goat's pen
pammy is a granddaughter of red angus
pammy is back to a healthy weight of 63 pounds
pammy is dressed head to toe in a white lace maternity dress
pammy is playing petting
pammy is pretty by anyone's standard
pammy is upstairs
pammy is a sport in many ways
pammy is evil
pammy is a beautifyl medium haired calico
pammy is okay but very sad
pammy is ready to sit at god's side
pammy is not here anymore
pammy is here
pammy is all too real
pammy is one of the brightest bulbs in the box
pammy is a bit of a waste of oxygen
pammy is being sued for backing out of a sexy flick
pammy is usually much smaller than this
pammy is gray and has lots of fur
pammy is also awaiting the birth of her second grandchild

TheTramp
15th-October-2003, 02:24 PM
thetramp is not likely to be on time as he has been detained for questioning

That was all it had to say about me.

It's probably true :wink: :D

Steve

Dreadful Scathe
15th-October-2003, 02:27 PM
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about dreadful scathe yet

does anybody ? :grin:

ChrisA
15th-October-2003, 02:34 PM
chrisa is a very experienced player and jill is a mighty force
chrisa is majoring in pre
chrisa is moving in with terry
chrisa is intimate and relaxing
chrisa is there getting the spirits up
chrisa is
chrisa is a cool fellow

I like the sound of Jill, but I'm a bit worried about this Terry, tho... :confused:

Chris

Pammy
15th-October-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by ChrisA
chrisa is intimate and relaxing


You've been having private grincing lessons with Nigel haven't you! :tears:

Pammy
15th-October-2003, 03:14 PM
He never told me he was married when I was grincing him! :tears:

Three from the bottom is definitely true :wink: :wink:

Boomer is in need of a loving home
boomer is missing
boomer is one of the hottest stunters around
boomer is a bit overweight but we are working on that
boomer is also extremely sweet
boomer is the first to receive it
boomer is bigger than i am
boomer is in no mood for typing today
boomer is married
boomer is youngest and the fitness coach for the boys
boomer is a cigarette designed to really interfere with the smokers health
boomer is very entertaining too because he has not seen to many things before
boomer is designed from the ground up with comfort and ease of operation in mind
boomer is confused
boomer is 165

ChrisA
15th-October-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Pammy
boomer is a cigarette designed to really interfere with the smokers health


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chicklet
15th-October-2003, 03:21 PM
Stuart tried to explain it to me but I just don't get it....is there a point to it - or is it one of these things that I never ever get cos the point is there is no point?

Pammy
15th-October-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
Stuart tried to explain it to me but I just don't get it....is there a point to it - or is it one of these things that I never ever get cos the point is there is no point?

You tell us:-

chicklet is two people
chicklet is chosen as the virgin sacrifice
chicklet is 16
chicklet is suffering from some strange form of schizophrenia
chicklet is silly
chicklet is hanging with the guys
chicklet is winning in the children's jumper division consistantly
chicklet is a prime suspect
chicklet is a copy
chicklet is an adorable little girl who just didn't look like she had all that much interest in being a race dog
chicklet is sandra dee on a triple latte
chicklet is a world of fun girlie postivity
chicklet is probably alicia keys
chicklet is a smartie
chicklet is a two piece

there was one more, but it was too x-rated to put on here!

Stuart M
15th-October-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
Stuart tried to explain it to me but I just don't get it....is there a point to it - or is it one of these things that I never ever get cos the point is there is no point?
There is no point, Chickie...that's why it's in this section of the Forum!

I think it works by parsing the raw text output of a google search, and picking out phrases which a) contain the searched for word(s), b) make vague grammatic sense, and c) are funny, insulting, rude or just plain weird when taken out of context.

Apologies, BTW, to anyone who got slightly more colourful results than they bargained for :sorry . I didn't try typing a female name in until well after posting, and since we're talking about something which uses google (which searches the net on an uncensored basis), and bearing in mind what half the internet consists of...you probably shouldn't put this to the test in the office...

Sheepman
15th-October-2003, 04:33 PM
sheepman is why the banker/lawyer sent the misguided rancher to stir up the barflies
sheepman is available to buy
sheepman is about life in the mountains and on the deserts of idaho
sheepman is always at call
sheepman is a ghost because
sheepman is the good guy
sheepman is a hardy animal
sheepman is not interested in that part of the business
sheepman is over
sheepman is a very different character to the sheep
sheepman is the one for this question
sheepman is reflected in
sheepman is the man that goes to a bank
sheepman is now known as
sheepman is the lowest thing that walks? ask mr
sheepman is pulled off his horse

I'll bet it was Pammy that pulled me off.

Greg

Pammy
15th-October-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Sheepman
sheepman is why the banker/lawyer sent the misguided rancher to stir up the barflies

I knew those bluebottles at Uxbridge must be coming from somewhere!


sheepman is not interested in that part of the business

Typical!


sheepman is the one for this question

Yes, I'd agree with that!


sheepman is the man that goes to a bank

but they forgot the bit *but forgets the money he's withdrawn!*:rofl:


sheepman is the lowest thing that walks? ask mr

Do we really need to ask Mr?


I'll bet it was Pammy that pulled me off.

According to Chris and Andy I've been pulling enough today already! :wink:

DavidY
15th-October-2003, 09:02 PM
Um....

davidy is probably the most prolific writer on the lost tribes today and all his books are a mine of
davidy is a native of australia
davidy is ook mogelijk
davidy is trying to peddle his beliefs to the ancient british israelite section of the covenant doxology of the christian israelite belief
davidy is a messianic
davidy is a secret agent of the establishment
davidy is now being sent `free' to those requesting it
davidy is incomprehensible

Think the last one may be true...

Boomer
15th-October-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by DavidY
Um....
davidy is trying to peddle his beliefs to the ancient british israelite section of the covenant doxology of the christian israelite belief


Fiend.

Pammy
16th-October-2003, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by DavidY
davidy is now being sent `free' to those requesting it

Requesting!:grin:

Oh, but how will we know when you arrive, being that you're a secret agent and all that! :wink:

Dreadful Scathe
16th-October-2003, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Pammy
Requesting!:grin:

Oh, but how will we know when you arrive, being that you're a secret agent and all that! :wink:

He's already here .. aaaaaaagrh :)

Pammy
16th-October-2003, 11:45 AM
Boomer knows how to blues wiggle
Boomer is a champion grincer
Boomer is good at presenting himself
Boomer carries tomatoes in his dance bag

now there's a turn up for the books! :wink:

DavidB
16th-October-2003, 11:54 AM
Obviously one of the following is completely wrong, and could only happen in some scary alternative universe. (I'm talking about using a Mac)

davidb is right more often than he is wrong
davidb is offline
davidb is looking for you in casuarina conference resort
davidb is the only one using a mac in our office
davidb is a punkazz 5
davidb is the head of application development for a local firm
davidb is more appropriate
davidb is focusing more on the latter

Lounge Lizard
23rd-October-2003, 07:49 AM
'phillips is putting on the hits'
This was top of the list - spooky

I also liked this one
'phillips is awesome'

Peter:waycool: