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StevanHogg
10th-December-2007, 09:37 PM
A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from korea"

later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from japan"

The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

and says to the barman "when that **** wakes up tell him that was a ****ing crowbar from halfords!!

thainmaggiet
11th-December-2007, 06:14 PM
:rofl::cheers::clap:

Astro
12th-December-2007, 01:20 PM
No Glasgow kiss?

stairman
12th-December-2007, 09:54 PM
Having hit him with a crowbar from halfords would there be any thing to Glasgow kiss

Astro
13th-December-2007, 05:04 PM
Having hit him with a crowbar from halfords would there be any thing to Glasgow kiss

I meant instead of the crowbar from Halfords. :what: