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[Boomer]

Hope this helps, and offers some solace (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3131732.stm)

[Bill]

Well..................never thought of stuffing socks down there :blush: :D

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Bill
Well..................never thought of stuffing socks down there :blush: :D

and where DO you stuff your socks????

[Graham]

Originally posted by Aleks
and where DO you stuff your socks???? Your mission, Aleks, should you choose to accept it...............

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Graham
Your mission, Aleks, should you choose to accept it...............

I've been close to Bill.........and only ever felt the music.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Aleks
I've been close to Bill.........and only ever felt the music.
well i'm sure fran is happy to hear that :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Graham
Your mission, Aleks, should you choose to accept it...............

And you can keep quiet pinky. The photo in the *official article* looks ominously like one I sent you yesterday from Beach Boogie.

Yes everyone, those are indeed Grahams pins!

Px

[Graham]

Originally posted by Pammy
And you can keep quiet pinky. The photo in the *official article* looks ominously like one I sent you yesterday from Beach Boogie.

Yes everyone, those are indeed Grahams pins!

Px I think not. Even to sassenach eyes surely it's obvious the kilt's a different tartan. And I have absolutely no need of implants, thanks.

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Pammy
Yes everyone, those are indeed Grahams pins!

Px

and doesn't he have nice knees?!:rofl:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Graham
surely it's obvious the kilt's a different tartan.


Ahhh, one reminisses back to the days before the editing capabilities Photoshop brings... :wink:

[Bill]

Originally posted by Aleks
I've been close to Bill.........and only ever felt the music.

:confused: :eek: ..............................damn...............w ell then I'll have to get just a little closer next time then :wink: :innocent:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Bill
:confused: :eek: ..............................damn...............w ell then I'll have to get just a little closer next time then :wink: :innocent: or use thicker socks................

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Graham
or use thicker socks................

He obviously got confused and used his stockings instead.....

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Bill
:confused: :eek: ..............................damn...............w ell then I'll have to get just a little closer next time then :wink: :innocent:

Any closer and you'll be in my dress, which you can borrow ANY time, although you might need more socks:wink: !

[Grant]

Originally posted by Aleks
Any closer and you'll be in my dress, which you can borrow ANY time, although you might need more socks:wink: !
bill appears to be lost for words :what:
perhaps he's gone out to buy more socks :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
bill appears to be lost for words :what:
perhaps he's gone out to buy more socks :wink:

grant

You might well wink Grant; if the rest of us read between the lines here, it would appear that you are *presenting* yourself as a man who KNOWS he needs more stuffing?!? :wink:

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Pammy
You might well wink Grant; if the rest of us read between the lines here, it would appear that you are *presenting* yourself as a man who KNOWS he needs more stuffing?!? :wink:

Do you think they both wear the same size?

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Aleks
Do you think they both wear the same size?

Or the same socks?:what: No, no, I wish I hadn't said that:what: The image is now burned into my imagination:tears:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
Or the same socks?:what: No, no, I wish I hadn't said that:what: The image is now burned into my imagination:tears:

Yes, thank you for supplying the material for tonights nightmares! :wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
You might well wink Grant; if the rest of us read between the lines here, it would appear that you are *presenting* yourself as a man who KNOWS he needs more stuffing?!? :wink:
you have obviously never met the awe inspiring aleks :waycool:

grant

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
Or the same socks?:what: No, no, I wish I hadn't said that:what: The image is now burned into my imagination:tears:
yeah, well try thinking about who wore that gorrilla suit before you hired it :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
yeah, well try thinking about who wore that gorrilla suit before you hired it :D

grant

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Phewweeee, wosss that smell??? Actually, when your book you seat on the plane, can you get one that's one away from where I'm sitting do they dry clean gorilla suits or does one wear it til it falls off?:wink:

[Bill]

Originally posted by Grant
bill appears to be lost for words :what:
perhaps he's gone out to buy more socks :wink:

grant


And I have bought some very big, thick socks !!!!!! :what: :eek:


And as for getting into Aleks dress...................... almost sounds like an invitaiton. maybe you could show me how to fill it properly :wink: :innocent: I t certainly wouldn't fit me nearly as well as you..............:devil: :na:


now where did I put those socks ????????

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Bill
And I have bought some very big, thick socks !!!!!! :what: :eek:


And as for getting into Aleks dress...................... almost sounds like an invitaiton. maybe you could show me how to fill it properly :wink: :innocent: I t certainly wouldn't fit me nearly as well as you..............:devil: :na:


now where did I put those socks ????????

If you're going to be there tomorrow I'll bring you a spare you can try on......maybe I should also bring some of azande's socks:wink:..............so bring your stilettos.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Aleks
If you're going to be there tomorrow I'll bring you a spare you can try on......maybe I should also bring some of azande's socks:wink:..............so bring your stilettos.
this is starting to sound like a real party :D

hope nobody brings a camera :wink:

grant

[Bill]

Originally posted by Grant
this is starting to sound like a real party :D

hope nobody brings a camera :wink:

grant


I will if you try the dress on and use the socks as well..........:wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Bill
I will if you try the dress on and use the socks as well..........:wink:
in these shoes? :what:

i don't think so :D

grant

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Grant
in these shoes? :what:

i don't think so :D


:rofl:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Grant
in these shoes? :what:

i don't think so :D Are you going to carry on to the next line of the song? :wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Graham
Are you going to carry on to the next line of the song? :wink:
why graham :really:

i had no idea you wanted to be called honey :D

grant
ps. just don't ask bill to call you honey...

i doubt you'd survive :wink:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
why graham :really:

i had no idea you wanted to be called honey :D

grant
ps. just don't ask bill to call you honey...

i doubt you'd survive :wink:

But who's gonna be the big hard rock? :really: :innocent:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
But who's gonna be the big hard rock? :really: :innocent:
awww pammy, you didn't think we would leave you out did you...

you can be rock hudson and graham will be doris day :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
awww pammy, you didn't think we would leave you out did you...

you can be rock hudson and graham will be doris day :wink:

grant

But Graham always gets to be Doris Day!?! :wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
But Graham always gets to be Doris Day!?! :wink:
well he has the legs for it :wink:

back on topic at last :D

grant