Virtual dance party

[Connie]

May I welcome you all to the boards virtual dance party. We have got a great dance floor, nice seating, it never closes and the DJ will play any tune we care to dance too. Who is going to join me? And wish lucky lead will open the party with me on the dance floor? Be gentle with me, i is just a beginner.

[jeanie]

Lol, I was told on Wed that its a shame I couldn't dance virtually as I'm not shy on here! Am just a beginner too, so not sure if I should open the dance - best leave that to a better dancer

*waits for a decent dancer to lead Connie on the floor*

[Baruch]

<Baruch takes Connie by the hand and leads her onto the dance floor to the sounds of Santana's Corazon Espinado>

[ShinyWeeStar]

*joins the queue of ladies developing at the side of the dance floor*

Online or offline ... some things never change! :rolleyes:

:rofl:

[Connie]

<Baruch takes Connie by the hand and leads her onto the dance floor to the sounds of Santana's Corazon Espinado>

Uh thanks for rescuing me. Though i was never going to get a dance. And santana.... Love them. :-)

[jeanie]

*joins the queue of ladies developing at the side of the dance floor*

Online or offline ... some things never change! :rolleyes:

:rofl:

We could maybe get FirstMove to hose off the rest of the queue? *snigger*

[ShinyWeeStar]

We could maybe get FirstMove to hose off the rest of the queue? *snigger*
Hehehe! I like your thinking! Let's use those firemen from next door... would hate for them to go to waste... :whistle:

[jeanie]

Hehehe! I like your thinking! Let's use those firemen from next door... would hate for them to go to waste... :whistle:

Oooo I like your thinking :rofl::cheers:

[Isis]

*Isis joins the other women waiting for a dance and wonders why this thread wasn't gender balanced*

[Steven666]

*Walks over to two lovely ladies waiting for a dance and trys to innitiate a bit of double trouble*

[jeanie]

*Walks over to two lovely ladies waiting for a dance and trys to innitiate a bit of double trouble*

But there's 3 of us... :whistle:

[Tiggerbabe]

Happy to help :D Would one of you like to dance?

[Isis]

Happy to help :D Would one of you like to dance?

I'd love to! :nice:

[Tiger Pants]

Wow, one man over ...... must be TB's new perfume......I'll wait patiently....




.........foot a-tapping now............




........COME ON, I'll even follow, if that helps!

[Isis]

Cut in and steal one of Steven's women

[Tiger Pants]

Ok Jeanag, lets see what this new found confidence is all about...........

[Tiggerbabe]

Aw, Michael Bublé, just for you Tiger Pants :D

[Tiger Pants]

TP looks round the room for that special partner ............ may I have the pleasure?





Thanks TB you've done it again ........ I'll help with the cleaning up at the end, promise:wink:

[Tiggerbabe]

I'll help with the cleaning up at the end, promise:wink:
Thankyou, you're a star, I'll catch you for a dance when these girls are finished with you :wink: (might take a while though :whistle: )

[Tiger Pants]

Oh am I dancing with a girl? Sorry totally lost in the moment!

[batnurse]

Batnurse wanders into the room from next door, stands at side of dancefloor and looks around hopefully.....

[jeanie]

Ok Jeanag, lets see what this new found confidence is all about...........

Do you smell nice today Tiger Pants - you know how fussy I am :wink:

[Tiger Pants]

Do you smell nice today Tiger Pants - you know how fussy I am :wink:


Made a special effort for you, think its Old Spice or maybe its me that's 'Old Spice'. So do you fancy a go at this Candyman track then?

I'll be back for you in a mo Batnurse!

[jeanie]

Made a special effort for you, think its Old Spice or maybe its me that's 'Old Spice'. So do you fancy a go at this Candyman track then?

I'll be back for you in a mo Batnurse!

Love too, it's a personal favourite of mine! mmmm Old Spice how luver-ly

[batnurse]

Made a special effort for you, think its Old Spice or maybe its me that's 'Old Spice'. So do you fancy a go at this Candyman track then?

I'll be back for you in a mo Batnurse!


Shall we wait for the next Enrique track? :wink:

[Tiggerbabe]

Is that the tell-tale table tennis sound I hear? :D

[Connie]

Is that the tell-tale table tennis sound I hear? :D

:confused:

[Tiggerbabe]

Oh dear! "The Ping-Pong song" by Enrique...........(I'll just go hide behind the decks again :tears: )

[Tiger Pants]

Oh dear! "The Ping-Pong song" by Enrique...........(I'll just go hide behind the decks again :tears: )

Watch Connie on the way back ........ she's obviously been hiding under that table in the corner for quite a few months now.

Ok Batnurse, lets get those hips a-swinging, sorry I was so long but I needed to change shirts ...... quick splash of Hi-Karate and I'm all yours.........

[batnurse]

Watch Connie on the way back ........ she's obviously been hiding under that table in the corner for quite a few months now.

Ok Batnurse, lets get those hips a-swinging, sorry I was so long but I needed to change shirts ...... quick splash of Hi-Karate and I'm all yours.........

Now there's an offer a girl can't refuse :rofl:

[Connie]

I dont think I've ever heard of the Ping Pong son. Anyone care to take me for a spin to it? I promise to let you guys do the leading :innocent:

[Tiger Pants]

TP heads to the floor with Batnurse and Connie and inflicts his three double trouble moves on them. Enrique hides his face.

[batnurse]

TP heads to the floor with Batnurse and Connie and inflicts his three double trouble moves on them. Enrique hides his face.

How very ambitious of you!
We now have an audience of several bored laboratory staff, make it a good one and the Friary might hve a few new dancers.

[Isis]

*Tu Es Foutu starts*

Oh, this is my favourite. Anyone free for another dance?

[Tiger Pants]

How very ambitious of you!
We now have an audience of several bored laboratory staff, make it a good one and the Friary might hve a few new dancers.

Oh, I don't know about performing in front of a virtual audience, I'm shy don't you know.

Bring them along on Wednesday, I'm taxi-ing, I'm not so shy in real life:wink:

Thanks for the dance ...... I'll have a wee drink and a fag and be back soon.

[Tiggerbabe]

Ooh! It's Jonny Lang :clap: - and I've got me another man to dance with :D

[batnurse]

Oh, I don't know about performing in front of a virtual audience, I'm shy don't you know.

Bring them along on Wednesday, I'm taxi-ing, I'm not so shy in real life:wink:

Thanks for the dance ...... I'll have a wee drink and a fag and be back soon.


You were fabulous darling :hug:but I have to do some work now :rolleyes: See you later XX

[jeanie]

Oh, I don't know about performing in front of a virtual audience, I'm shy don't you know.

Bring them along on Wednesday, I'm taxi-ing, I'm not so shy in real life:wink:

Thanks for the dance ...... I'll have a wee drink and a fag and be back soon.

2 weeks in a row? Don't we get a different man every so often?

[Sheepman]

Anyone for a dance? I've only had 6 fat cloves of garlic in my dinner.
A nice close tango number would be great...

Greg

[TheTramp]

I'm next in the queue. But only if the DJ is playing "Whatever happens" by Michael Jackson....

[batnurse]

Anyone for a dance? I've only had 6 fat cloves of garlic in my dinner.
A nice close tango number would be great...

Greg


Splash on a bit of Tiger Pants' Hi-Karate and noboby will be any the wiser :rofl:

[jeanie]

I'm next in the queue. But only if the DJ is playing "Whatever happens" by Michael Jackson....

*Shyly asks TheTramp for a dance*

No idea what this song sounds like, but I'll give it a bash...

[jeanie]

Splash on a bit of Tiger Pants' Hi-Karate and noboby will be any the wiser :rofl:

Oh I prefer the Old SPice batnurse - he smells so nice in the beginners class :innocent::drool:

[batnurse]

Oh I prefer the Old SPice batnurse - he smells so nice in the beginners class :innocent::drool:

Personally, I had him down as a "Denim" man :wink:

[jeanie]

Personally, I had him down as a "Denim" man :wink:


Or what's that other one, the boys always wore when they started 1st year



oh yea.... BRUT lol

[Miss Flicts]

..Miss Flicts enters the room a bit nervous...my first virtual night out too, and I don't know anyone.

Luckily though I've got my best sparkly top on and a vivid imagination so I should be OK..

I hope they don't play too much bouncy Eurodance. I wonder if there is a blues room anywhere?

Hang on, what's that smell? It's like Hi-Karate mixed with garlic.

[TheTramp]

*Shyly asks TheTramp for a dance*

No idea what this song sounds like, but I'll give it a bash...

It's slow and sexy :D

Why shyly? I'm not scary! :na:

[jeanie]

It's slow and sexy :D

Why shyly? I'm not scary! :na:

haha caught me out with that one - shyly cos well can't dance sxy - yet....:wink:

[Baruch]

*Waits in line for a dance with Trampy*

[HelenB]

Anyone for a dance? I've only had 6 fat cloves of garlic in my dinner.
A nice close tango number would be great...

Greg

Am I too late for that dance? :hug: (surely the garlic would have worn off by now?)

[Tiger Pants]

Ok a most enjoyable fag that was...........gold spot sprayed.......ready to go, anyone free?

[Isis]

Ok a most enjoyable fag that was...........gold spot sprayed.......ready to go, anyone free?

I'm still waiting patiently to dance to 'Tu Es Foutu'.

[purplehyacinth]

*Sidles in and shyly lurks in a corner wondering if anyone will dance with her*

[Baruch]

*Grabs PurpleHeather for a dance while Trampy's busy*

[jeanie]

*wonders what Tiger Pants splashed himself with this time to make him smell nice?*

[Sheepman]

Am I too late for that dance? :hug: (surely the garlic would have worn off by now?) My pleasure, :flower: and yes, it's worn off, (from my breath, just oozing from the pores :drool: )
Whatever Happens? Do you fancy WCS or Jango to that?

[Isis]

*sigh* I'm just as much of a wallflower in this virtual party as I am at real parties. I think I'll go and eat worms. :tears:

[jeanie]

*sigh* I'm just as much of a wallflower in this virtual party as I am at real parties. I think I'll go and eat worms. :tears:

Well seeing as this is virtual, you won't know how bad I really am - hope you can lead cos I certainly can't:D , so lets go for a dance Isis!

[Isis]

Well seeing as this is virtual, you won't know how bad I really am - hope you can lead cos I certainly can't:D , so lets go for a dance Isis!

In the virtual world, I'm an excellent lead so let's go for it. :nice:

[Steven666]

*Has finished his double trouble dance and is now on the lookout for two more victi...erm...lovely ladies!*

[HelenB]

My pleasure, :flower: and yes, it's worn off, (from my breath, just oozing from the pores :drool: )
Whatever Happens? Do you fancy WCS or Jango to that?

:clap:WCS please :D, then the next track for Jango.... :innocent:

[Isis]

:clap:WCS please :D, then the next track for Jango.... :innocent:

Bloomin' hotshots! :sad: