why is pammy's fridge closed: A Soap Opera!

[Grant]

hi franck,
i can see you have been doing some housekeeping, clearing up after we messy souls. i know we are often OT and OTT or just put things where they don't belong. :sorry
but i'm in the mood for champagne and yoghurt and you've closed pammy's fridge :tears:

grant

[Pammy]

Trust me Grant, Pammy's Fridge is NEVER closed.

You are welcome to a penguin and glass of bubbly any time you like !! :wink:

Pammy :waycool:

[Franck]

Originally posted by Grant
but i'm in the mood for champagne and yoghurt and you've closed pammy's fridge :tears: Sorry Grant, just a little mis-click, so the thread was closed by accident :wink:

You'll have noticed that normal fridge access has been resumed, and Pammy, I'd love to share Champagne with you next time you're up in Scotland! I always have a bottle or 2 in my fridge too :wink: :cheers:

Franck.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Trust me Grant, Pammy's Fridge is NEVER closed.

You are welcome to a penguin and glass of bubbly any time you like !! :wink:

Pammy :waycool:
a truly generous offer :waycool:
which probably goes some way to explaining why you have so little left in your fridge,
especially if you had the tramp over :wink:
:cheers:
grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Franck
Pammy, I'd love to share Champagne with you next time you're up in Scotland! I always have a bottle or 2 in my fridge too :wink: :cheers:

Now there's an offer a gal' can't refuse! :grin:

But Frank, after my request for new "sausage" words above my avatar, I'm still as I was. Surely having the Tramp to stay should qualify me for some perks :wink:

The Wizard of Oz has elevated himself to the grand title of "On Probation" and I'm still a mere Senior.

Could I not at least be "My Fridge Is Always Open"? :grin:

As Bridget Jones would say "Bugger!", or is it "Bugger Bugger!"

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Franck
Pammy, I'd love to share Champagne with you next time you're up in Scotland! I always have a bottle or 2 in my fridge too :wink: :cheers:

Franck.
waahaay party at franck's place everyone :waycool:
saturday night after the aussie party ok with you franck? :wink:
:cheers:
grant

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Grant
waahaay party at franck's place everyone :waycool:
saturday night after the aussie party ok with you franck?

you're down here Friday night anyway Grant - we'll go over then ;)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you're down here Friday night anyway Grant - we'll go over then ;)
ok, i thought friday night was party in smurfland...
but i'm easy :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
but i'm easy :wink:

We know, and you needn't remind us constantly! :wink:

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
We know, and you needn't remind us constantly! :wink:

Px
it pays to advertise :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
it pays to advertise :D

So you're paid to be cheap?

Now that I didn't know! :devil:

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
So you're paid to be cheap?

Now that I didn't know! :devil:

Px
naw, it's not a job...
more a calling :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
naw, it's not a job...
more a calling :D

grant

So now, in the last three posts you've mentioned..

"cheap" "paid" and "job"...

Hmmm, what are you getting at Grant? :innocent:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
So now, in the last three posts you've mentioned..

"cheap" "paid" and "job"...

Hmmm, what are you getting at Grant? :innocent:
cor blimey, must be me subconscious at work...
didn't even know i had one of them :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
didn't even know i had one of them :D

And so he does it again,
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

so now it's "cheap", "paid", "job", and "Grant didn't know he has one of THOSE"

I say Tiger, calm down! :yum:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Pammy


so now it's "cheap", "paid", "job", and "Grant didn't know he has one of THOSE"


LOOK Pammy. Just cause he wears a yellow baby chick suit all day doesnt mean he has no self respect. now, go easy :) :D Its the only job he got get with that accent of his :)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
LOOK Pammy. Just cause he wears a yellow baby chick suit all day doesnt mean he has no self respect. now, go easy :) :D Its the only job he got get with that accent of his :)
nah ds, that's just me day job :wink:
can't say any more, i don't want to be deported :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
nah ds, that's just me day job :wink:

I thought this was our day job? :what: :really:

Aren't we all "officical posters" by trade?

Px

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
yellow baby chick suit :eek: :eek:
cruel.:mad:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Chicklet
:eek: :eek:
cruel.:mad:

Don't worry Chicke. DS can't see the Chicks from the Guys; from his avatar it would appear that he has something in his eye.:wink:

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Chicklet
:eek: :eek:
cruel.:mad:
it's not made from a real chicken...
no animals were harmed in the manufacture of my yellow baby chick suit :D

grant

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
I thought this was our day job? :what: :really:

Aren't we all "officical posters" by trade?

Px
yeah, but don't you dress up...
is it just me :what: :really:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
yeah, but don't you dress up...
is it just me :what: :really:

Would you class killer knickers as normal attire? :confused:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Would you class killer knickers as normal attire? :confused:
you wear them all the time?
after what you said about sheepy's? :what: :really:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
you wear them all the time?
after what you said about sheepy's? :what: :really:

I follow the mans lead, that's all I can say. I thought that was correct ceroc'tiquette?

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
I follow the mans lead, that's all I can say. I thought that was correct ceroc'tiquette?

Px
quite right
i have a stray, can you follow my lead? :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
i have a stray, can you follow my lead? :wink:

I'll give it a go :grin:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
I'll give it a go :grin:
brave girl :devil:

grant
ps. any preference as to the direction you would like to be led astray in? :wink:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
ps. any preference as to the direction you would like to be led astray in? :wink:

Like I said, you lead, I follow :wink:

As for me being brave; nah I'm a cowardly custard (oops, we're back talking about custard and that's bound to get Graham talking!)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
(oops, we're back talking about custard and that's bound to get Graham talking!)
just don't mention jelly, i don't think he will be able to cope
:wink:
come to think of it, i don't think i will be able to either :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
just don't mention jelly, i don't think he will be able to cope
:wink:
come to think of it, i don't think i will be able to either :D

grant

Thing is, he NEVER did bring the darn jelly !

[Grant]

to stand on
trampy and graham tell me i will need one to dance with pammy :sad:
looks like i'm the one who has duck's disease :tears: :tears:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
i've been quite what? :D

I don't see the problem; I'd agree that you're quite. It's just a shame you're not every quiet. :wink: :wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
It's just a shame you're not every quiet. :wink: :wink:
i can't be every quiet
other people want to be quiet sometimes :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
i can't be every quiet
other people want to be quiet sometimes :wink:

Bugger; Boomer, I told you not to let me type on your keyboard; I knew he's suss us. See, now that I'm at it he's going to pull us up and then who'll keep that little toe-rag in his place?? :wink:

hmmm, thinks

or Boomer, do you think Grant has supervisory rights and logs in changing everyone else's posts??!! :really:

I don't know about every quiet, but Grant's classed as every quite! :wink: quickly spell checks message before posting

Pxx

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
Bugger; Boomer

I do hope that was a vocal outburst kind of thing:what:

Far too old and wise to order any woman to do something am I. Let alone someone protected by (tm) - before you know it, breach of copyright, litigation and I end up living in a cardboard box. Besides, he cant pull us up, not from down there:nice: :yum: Mind you. I think he'll be the devils own son once he's found a box....reminds me of a KFC joke...but I fear that might have us booted up stairs.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
then who'll keep that little toe-rag in his place?? :wink:
oh pammy, you say the nicest things :devil:



Originally posted by Pammy
or Boomer, do you think Grant has supervisory rights and logs in changing everyone else's posts??!! :really:
rumbled, i'm outa here before the lynch mob gathers :sick:


Originally posted by Pammy
I don't know about every quiet, but Grant's classed as every quite!
yes, every one without exception :waycool:

Originally posted by Pammy
quickly spell checks message before posting
:rofl:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
Let alone someone protected by (tm) - before you know it, breach of copyright, litigation and I end up living in a cardboard box. Besides, he cant pull us up, not from down there:nice: :yum:

Us down there or him?

Anyway, if he starts any funny business, we'll do our cocknee' sparra' trick and turn into something vaguely resembling the plot of Eastenders... That ought to scare him off!!!:wink:

or has Grant always had a secret yearning to be mothered by Pat Butcher? :what:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
I do hope that was a vocal outburst kind of thing:what:

i bet you thought she was your friend :wink:

grant

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
or has Grant always had a secret yearning to be mothered by Pat Butcher? :what:
sorry i have to go now
my secret yearnings will have to wait for another day (again :sad: )

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
sorry i have to go now
my secret yearnings will have to wait for another day (again :sad: )

Think I may have touched a raw nerve there. He'll have us calling him "Ricki!" soon! :wink:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
Think I may have touched a raw nerve there. He'll have us calling him "Ricki!" soon! :wink:

'Ullo ma darlins!!!! 'ha's it 'angin'? Gor lovely-jublis apals'n'pairs u'd not adam'n'eve guv littlebitweelittlewaayy ff'ff'ff is dat nailed dan I'll ave' it if it aint'. Strolled a bird-mucker, not a squeeze or nuffin, just a mate, fro a cupla moooves, if ya knowwhatimean, woz i clumsy!?! tell ya guv, I felt like a right' J Arfur 'an no messin'

Ahum, Grant = Wickey!! then me thinks he must needs be paired up with a 'Byankkaaa!!!'. Any ideas Pammy:devil: :wink: I almost get a 'cabaret' felling....and before any witty-wag suggests it, no I shall not have anything to do in connection with the 'Mitchal bwuvvers' thank you very much:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Think I may have touched a raw nerve there.
not at all, i'm quite comfortable with my yearnings...
especially when i get as close to them as i did recently :wink: :yum: :drool:

He'll have us calling him "Ricki!" soon! :wink:
thats "enrique" to you pammy :na: :na:

grant

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Grant
not at all, i'm quite comfortable with my yearnings...
especially when i get as close to them as i did recently :wink: :yum: :drool:

grant

Is that it? :what: Not hint, no clue, not even a red-herring to get fevered minds working overtime!?!

Please! Just a few dots that can be joined together, just a few:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
Please! Just a few dots that can be joined together, just a few:D
here are some dots ...
and here are some more you can join them to ... :D

surely you know better by now than to expect a serious response from me on any subject :wink:

all my ravings are meant to be taken with more than just a pinch of salt :sorry :D
:cheers:
grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
all my ravings are meant to be taken with more than just a pinch of salt :sorry :D

Ok, I'll take them with a gram of salt but for gawwwds sake man, tell us about those yearnings!!! Or at least tell us whose dot we're joining to yours... :wink:

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
tell us about those yearnings!!!
i yearn for a time when you didn't know i had any yearnings :wink:

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
i yearn for a time when you didn't know i had any yearnings :wink:

But alas my dear boy, now I do I feel it is only fair that you spill the beans...

Px

[Boomer]

Grant, sorry mate didn’t realise I’d unleash Pammy (bwahahahaha) on you:nice: . I haven’t seen such tenacity since my dear old beloved doggie took a fancy to an ex:blush: . Not that I’m making comparisons with anything other than tenacity! :blush:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
my dear old beloved doggie took a fancy to an ex:blush:

and was the doggie canine? :wink:

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
and was the doggie canine? :wink:

:rofl: Oh that's stretching things a bit to make them fit:devil:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
:rofl: Oh that's stretching things a bit to make them fit:devil:

I thought things fitted better when stretched tightly? :devil: