Amazing, Magnificent News!!!

[Will]

ENGLAND



Table: English Premiership

Premiership August 25, 2003

OVERALL HOME AWAY
P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD
Man City 3 2 1 0 7 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 6 2 7 4
Arsenal 2 2 0 0 6 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 4 0 6 5
Man Utd 2 2 0 0 6 1 1 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 6 5
Chelsea 2 2 0 0 4 2 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 2 1 6 2
Blackburn 3 1 1 1 9 6 1 0 1 7 4 0 1 0 2 2 4 3
Portsmouth 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 4 1
Birmingham 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 4 1
Charlton 2 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 1 0 3 1 0 0 4 0 3 1
Everton 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 0 0 3 1 0 0 1 1 2 3 1
Tottenham 2 1 0 1 2 2 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 1 3 0
Fulham 2 1 0 1 4 5 1 0 0 3 2 0 0 1 1 3 3 -1
Southampton 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 2 2 0
Leeds 2 0 1 1 3 4 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 1 1 2 1 -1
Leicester 2 0 1 1 3 4 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 1 1 2 1 -1
Newcastle 2 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 0 2 2 1 -1
Aston Villa 2 0 1 1 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 1 -1
Liverpool 2 0 1 1 1 2 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 -1
Bolton 2 0 1 1 2 6 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 1 0 4 1 -4
Middlesbrough 2 0 0 2 2 7 0 0 1 0 4 0 0 1 2 3 0 -5
Wolvers 2 0 0 2 1 9 0 0 1 0 4 0 0 1 1 5 0 -8

[Jayne]

Originally posted by Will
ENGLAND

Table: English Premiership

Premiership August 25, 2003

OVERALL HOME AWAY
P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD
Man City 3 2 1 0 7 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 6 2 7 4
Man Utd 2 2 0 0 6 1 1 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 6 5


Worry not my little one - normal service will soon be resumed.

j :wink:

[LilyB]

Originally posted by Jayne
Worry not my little one - normal service will soon be resumed.

j :wink:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Will]

I'm usually a huge fan of the fairer sex, but after reading this thread..... :reallymad

Jayne & Lily - U 2 will keep!

That said, any lady who turns up to Hipsters tonight in a Man City football top is more than welcome to my phone number (should she actually want it :confused: )

[Jayne]

Originally posted by Will

Jayne & Lily - U 2 will keep!
promises, promises... *sigh*


That said, any lady who turns up to Hipsters tonight in a Man City football top is more than welcome to my phone number (should she actually want it :confused: )
I'm wearing a blue top at the moment.. does that count? OK so it's a Robbie top but....

J :wink: :cheeky grin:

[DavidB]

Originally posted by Will
That said, any lady who turns up to Hipsters tonight in a Man City football top is more than welcome to my phone number (should she actually want it ) Should she want what - the Man City shirt or your phone number?

[TheTramp]

...................P GD Pts
1 Portsmouth 3. 5 ..7
2 Man City... 3. 4 ..7

I see that sort of normal service has been resumed. Well, at least Man City aren't top any more!!

Steve

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Will

That said, any lady who turns up to Hipsters tonight in a Man City football top is more than welcome to my phone number (should she actually want it :confused: )

And he turned up in his Man City top too, the man is shameless :)

[Jayne]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
And he turned up in his Man City top
Poor Will! Does anyone know if he's still alive?

J :worried:
:wink:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Jayne
Poor Will! Does anyone know if he's still alive?

J :worried:
:wink:

Have you seen the advert where the old redundant mobile phone trudges off by the side of a canal....

I think a similar outcome may have happened to our dear Will. :wink:

Px

[Will]

I'm still here, and like City - I am rising above the mire. We may not be top at the moment but we are still sitting pretty for a Champions League spot. So I look forward to City thrashing Real Madrid 4-0 in the final at the end of next season. :cheers:

[DavidB]

Originally posted by Will
So I look forward to City thrashing Real Madrid 4-0 in the final at the end of next season. I think there is more chance of Ceroc selecting a new teacher over the age of 30, than Man City qualifying for the Champions League.

Unfortunately I can't see Leeds doing any better.

[TheTramp]

So. That'd be no chance at all then David??

Aren't Leeds tipped to be relegated this year? :devil:

Steve

[DavidB]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Aren't Leeds tipped to be relegated this year? At the moment we are going to finish 5th from the bottom according to William Hill. I just thought I'd preempt Will, and have a go at Leeds myself.

[Jayne]

Originally posted by Will
I'm still here, and like City - I am rising above the mire. We may not be top at the moment but we are still sitting pretty for a Champions League spot. So I look forward to City thrashing Real Madrid 4-0 in the final at the end of next season. :cheers:
So you're still taking the drugs then Will?

J :wink:

[Will]

Well if its good enough for the Gallagher brothers, its good enough for me! :sick:

[Jayne]

Originally posted by Will
Well if its good enough for the Gallagher brothers, its good enough for me! :sick:
The drugs or the poor choice of football team?
J :wink:

[TheTramp]

Or the crap music?? :D

Steve

[Dance Demon]

Hey....that's no way to talk about the UK's top Beatles tribute band.......:D

[DavidB]

Man City 1 - 2 Arsenal

Normal service has been resumed. Apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.

[Will]

DavidB wrote: Man City 1 - 2 Arsenal

Normal service has been resumed. Apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.



I'm writing a letter to the Prime Minister as we speak. I want North East London Carpet Bombed! :reallymad

[TheTramp]

Middlesborough 2 - Leeds 3Normal service has not been resumed!! :D

Steve

[TheTramp]

Leicester 4-0 LeedsIt's probably a good thing that DavidB is in Australia now....!!

Steve

[TheTramp]

Everton 4-0 Leeds UtdAnd I think after this, he might stay out there!! :D

Steve

[Will]

:rofl:

By the time he gets back to England, Leeds will be in the conference and Elland Road will be an old tin hut.

[under par]

:rofl:

By the time he gets back to England, Leeds will be in the conference and Elland Road will be an old tin hut.


Team

1 Chelsea 17 9 0 0 23 4 6 1 1 14 3 30 46
2 Man Utd 17 4 3 1 13 5 7 1 1 18 9 17 37
3 Liverpool 15 6 1 1 13 4 3 3 1 7 4 12 31
4 Tottenham 17 5 3 1 13 7 3 4 1 12 9 9 31
5 Bolton 16 5 2 1 9 2 4 1 3 13 12 8 30
6 Wigan 17 5 1 3 12 8 4 0 4 7 10 1 28
7 Man City 17 5 2 2 13 6 3 1 4 11 11 7 27

Things are not so good this year me thinks for City

Whereas Utd although not in the conference yet are doing okayisshh in the Championship!!

1 Reading 24 10 1 1 30 9 8 4 0 18 3 36 59
2 Sheff Utd 24 10 2 0 25 6 6 3 3 21 15 25 53
3 Watford 24 5 4 3 19 14 5 5 2 20 17 8 39
4 Leeds 23 6 3 2 17 11 5 3 4 11 10 7 39
5 Stoke

[Feelingpink]

Team

1 Chelsea 17 9 0 0 23 4 6 1 1 14 3 30 46
2 Man Utd 17 4 3 1 13 5 7 1 1 18 9 17 37
3 Liverpool 15 6 1 1 13 4 3 3 1 7 4 12 31
4 Tottenham 17 5 3 1 13 7 3 4 1 12 9 9 31
5 Bolton 16 5 2 1 9 2 4 1 3 13 12 8 30
6 Wigan 17 5 1 3 12 8 4 0 4 7 10 1 28
7 Man City 17 5 2 2 13 6 3 1 4 11 11 7 27

Things are not so good this year me thinks for City

Whereas Utd although not in the conference yet are doing okayisshh in the Championship!!

1 Reading 24 10 1 1 30 9 8 4 0 18 3 36 59
2 Sheff Utd 24 10 2 0 25 6 6 3 3 21 15 25 53
3 Watford 24 5 4 3 19 14 5 5 2 20 17 8 39
4 Leeds 23 6 3 2 17 11 5 3 4 11 10 7 39
5 StokeWhat do all these numbers mean? Shouldn't this be in Clive's knitting pattern thread?

[Clive Long]

What do all these numbers mean? Shouldn't this be in Clive's knitting pattern thread?
Moss, rib, cable, box. What do you want to know?

CRL

[Feelingpink]

...
5 Bolton 16 5 2 1 9 2 4 1 3 13 12 8 30
...Dear Clive, I understand what "stoke" and "reading" mean. But what is a Bolton?

[Clive Long]

Dear Clive, I understand what "stoke" and "reading" mean. But what is a Bolton?
Double loop the yarn then purl. Simple.

Clive

[Feelingpink]

Double loop the yarn then purl. Simple.

CliveThanks. It's so good to have you back. I've missed you and your purls of wisdom :hug:

[Simon r]

Team

1 Chelsea 17 9 0 0 23 4 6 1 1 14 3 30 46
2 Man Utd 17 4 3 1 13 5 7 1 1 18 9 17 37
3 Liverpool 15 6 1 1 13 4 3 3 1 7 4 12 31
4 Tottenham 17 5 3 1 13 7 3 4 1 12 9 9 31
5 Bolton 16 5 2 1 9 2 4 1 3 13 12 8 30
6 Wigan 17 5 1 3 12 8 4 0 4 7 10 1 28
7 Man City 17 5 2 2 13 6 3 1 4 11 11 7 27

Things are not so good this year me thinks for City

Whereas Utd although not in the conference yet are doing okayisshh in the Championship!!

1 Reading 24 10 1 1 30 9 8 4 0 18 3 36 59
2 Sheff Utd 24 10 2 0 25 6 6 3 3 21 15 25 53
3 Watford 24 5 4 3 19 14 5 5 2 20 17 8 39
4 Leeds 23 6 3 2 17 11 5 3 4 11 10 7 39
5 Stoke


Come on the royals (Reading)

See you in the prem next year ....