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Freddie_C
7th-August-2007, 04:44 PM
Hey everyone,
Don't know if there is a thread like this that already exists, but here goes.
The game is to construct a sentence, comparing the object that the person above you gives, to how you like your Men/Women.
For example, I like my women like I like my restaurants, sophisticated and tasty.
Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.
Have a go :)
Dreadful Scathe
7th-August-2007, 04:53 PM
I like my coffee like I like my forum threads - bitter and pointless
..no hang on, that doesnt work :confused:
Freddie_C
7th-August-2007, 05:02 PM
I think the bitter and sadistic forum part is over there...*points*
This is the fun and games thread, don't be an a$$ :(
robd
7th-August-2007, 08:01 PM
Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.
I don't like coffee. I spit it out. Why would I want a woman like that?
Caro
7th-August-2007, 08:04 PM
I think the bitter and sadistic forum part is over there...*points*
This is the fun and games thread, don't be an a$$ :(
I thought it was funny :yum:
Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.
Have a go :)
I like my men like my coffee, strong and intense ;)
Caro
7th-August-2007, 08:45 PM
ooops did I forget to suggest another name ?
ok try chocolate now... :yum:
robd
7th-August-2007, 08:46 PM
I like my chocolate dark
or white :grin:
Rogboy
7th-August-2007, 11:04 PM
I like my women like I like my chocolate: Sweet and succulent (when unwrapped!) :whistle:
hmm a word... how about... pretzel
drathzel
7th-August-2007, 11:50 PM
dancing....fun, sexy and funky
ducasi
7th-August-2007, 11:51 PM
hmm a word... how about... pretzel
I like my women like I like my pretzels... Naughty! ;)
Now how about "shoes"...
Dance Demon
7th-August-2007, 11:58 PM
I like my women like I like my pretzels... Naughty! ;)
Now how about "shoes"...
I like my women like I like my shoes....well heeled and stylish...
Okay...how about Car......
Graham
8th-August-2007, 06:27 AM
I like my women like I like my cars - a beautiful body and always ready to go.
toast
Dreadful Scathe
8th-August-2007, 07:29 AM
i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable
- book -
Stuart M
8th-August-2007, 08:54 AM
I like my women like I like my cars - a beautiful body and always ready to go.
toast
i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable
- book -
Nice try Graham - unfortunately someone from the simple end of town got there before me.
I like my women like I like my books in a library - a wide variety, free to take out and plenty of slender, rarely-thumbed through copies in the French section.
- moped -
Mezzosoprano
8th-August-2007, 01:22 PM
moped?? What were you thinking!?!?!
I like my men like I like my moped....reliable, slightly retro with a little italian flair?
Sorry best I could do with "moped"
-jam-
Beowulf
8th-August-2007, 01:31 PM
I like my women like I like my Jam.. Fruity, Sweet, and perhaps just a little tart?
(:Slap: ow.. just been walloped psychically from Twirly)
- Computer -
robd
8th-August-2007, 01:40 PM
I like my women how I like my computer - turned on :yum:
- wine -
Caro
8th-August-2007, 02:13 PM
I like my men like I like my wine - deep and dark
- newspaper -
Dreadful Scathe
8th-August-2007, 03:55 PM
i like my women like a like my newspapers - easy to handle, intelligent and containing as little gossip as possible
Wobbly Dave
8th-August-2007, 03:58 PM
next noun please (I couldnt work the newspaper one out without being rude)
Dreadful Scathe
8th-August-2007, 04:03 PM
aha sorry - forgot
- computer - :)
Caro
8th-August-2007, 04:12 PM
- computer -
I like my men like I like my computer - always working on demand and doing what I want them to do without me having to tell them. :na:
-tree-
Beowulf
8th-August-2007, 04:13 PM
aha sorry - forgot
- computer - :)
been done.. erm
I like my women like I like my computers. Easy to interface with and with Nice firmware?
(I nearly put "easily upgradable" but thought better of it!)
- Weather -
pmjd
8th-August-2007, 04:18 PM
- computer - :)
Doubly Already done by Beo but I'll have another go
I like my women like I like my computer - switched on, responsive, and not having other users or freezing up on me for no reason what so ever:whistle:
Weather erm...like
I like my women like I like my weather, warm, inviting but with the odd strike of lightning:wink:
- keys -
Wobbly Dave
8th-August-2007, 04:19 PM
I like my women like my weather - hot and wet - but this aint no fun in the jungle
- Roast Beef -
Freya
8th-August-2007, 04:51 PM
I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.
Pillow
DD+
8th-August-2007, 05:04 PM
i like my men like my pillow........feel comfortable with them and always up for a cuddle
DD+
8th-August-2007, 05:04 PM
Whoops - Vodka
Twirly
8th-August-2007, 05:08 PM
been done.. erm
I like my women like I like my computers. Easy to interface with and with Nice firmware?
(I nearly put "easily upgradable" but thought better of it!)
- Weather -
Too bloody true - this thread is going to get you into trouble if you're not careful Mr. Wulf! :angry:
I like my men like my vodka - strong and transparent. :D
Shoes
Sheepman
8th-August-2007, 05:23 PM
I like my women like I like my shoes, soft, pliable, and comfortable all night long.
Breakfast.
ducasi
8th-August-2007, 05:52 PM
I like my women like I like my breakfast – in my bed.
–> water
sunnybunny
8th-August-2007, 06:27 PM
I like my men like I like my water - chilled and slightly sparkling.
Sandwich
Dance Demon
9th-August-2007, 05:56 AM
I like my men like I like my water - chilled and slightly sparkling.
Sandwich
I Like my women like I like a sandwich - Fresh, tasty, and good enough to eat...
music
ducasi
9th-August-2007, 08:25 AM
I like my women like I like my music – challenging, exciting, comforting and can be controlled with a remote. ;)
–> toast
Graham
9th-August-2007, 08:33 AM
I like my women like I like my music - the more variety the better :what: :blush:
What was that someone was saying about getting into trouble with this thread? :really:
I like my women like I like my music - not too loud :what: :sick: No better...
I like my women like I like my music - a bit smooth, a bit funky, a bit sexy, entertaining, always on my mind........ :waycool: Whew!
- cabbage :grin:
Mezzosoprano
9th-August-2007, 09:56 AM
Cabbage??? That's as bad as moped!!
Okay....
I like my men like I like my cabbage - made better by a little heat but pretty good cold too! I like my men like my cabbage - mouthwatering with a little drizzled butter!
Gotta stop now or this is going to get out of hand!
Toothpaste
Graham
9th-August-2007, 09:59 AM
I like my women like I like my music – challenging, exciting, comforting and can be controlled with a remote. ;)
Ah - you bought the deluxe model then? :wink:
Beowulf
9th-August-2007, 10:28 AM
toothpaste
Toothpaste?
I like my Girlfriend like I like my Toothpaste, Fresh, Zingy and exhilarating but not too overpowering.
- Underwear -
Double Trouble
9th-August-2007, 10:38 AM
Underwear?
Comfortable, sexy and and easy to adjust.:wink:
Fruit...
Twirly
9th-August-2007, 10:45 AM
I like my men like my fruit... sweet, ripe and juicy :D
Bed
Wobbly Dave
9th-August-2007, 10:56 AM
I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.
I just hope you dont normally get keys and roast beef mixed up :grin:
Mezzosoprano
9th-August-2007, 12:14 PM
Toothpaste?
I like my Girlfriend like I like my Toothpaste, Fresh, Zingy and exhilarating but not too overpowering.
You scoffed at toothpaste but it gave you the chance to get back in the good books.....
sunnybunny
9th-August-2007, 12:32 PM
I like men like I like my bed - quite firm, with good support for my back.
car
Mezzosoprano
9th-August-2007, 12:34 PM
I like my men like I like my car... plenty power in the engine!:wink:or if it's diesel... longer lasting!!
Graham
9th-August-2007, 12:54 PM
And the next word is?
Double Trouble
9th-August-2007, 12:57 PM
And the next word is?
Steak...
Jhutch
9th-August-2007, 01:05 PM
I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.
:blush: :blush: :blush:
I am sure there must be an unsuitable joke here about how a key will only enter one, um, er,:blush: :blush: :blush: :innocent:
Gav
9th-August-2007, 02:10 PM
Steak...
I like my women like I like my steak. Rare, expensive, tender and juicy. :awe:
Garden :na:
David Bailey
9th-August-2007, 02:48 PM
I like my women like I like my garden - wild, unkempt, overgrown, prickly and untouched for years.
Err... hmmm... :confused:
Waistcoat.
sunnybunny
9th-August-2007, 03:24 PM
I like my men like I like a waistcoat - figure-hugging and well fit(ted), but not too loud !
Slippers
Mezzosoprano
9th-August-2007, 05:07 PM
I like my men like I like my slippers.... trusted, reliable and warm on cold nights
erm.........
Bread & Butter Pudding
Double Trouble
9th-August-2007, 05:09 PM
Bread & butter pudding...smothered in cream, sweet, hot and moist.:drool:
mobile phone
Lory
9th-August-2007, 05:11 PM
Bread & Butter Pudding
I like my men crusty round the edges and squidgy in the middle???
Heaven forbid! :eek: :devil: :wink:
Camera
David Bailey
9th-August-2007, 05:13 PM
I like my women like I like my mobile phone or camera - small, costly, and easy to lose.
Hmmm, I'm not sure if I'm getting the hang of this game. Oh well.
Since we're on a gadget theme - Laptop.
Mezzosoprano
9th-August-2007, 05:14 PM
I like my men how I like my mobile phone - set to vibrate.... (that's bad!)
I like my men how I like my camera - with wit as quick as a flash
shower
Lory
9th-August-2007, 05:16 PM
I like my men how I like my camera - with wit as quick as a flash
shower
I like my men how I like my shower, hot, pulsating and making me wet! :devil:
:blush: :innocent:
ducasi
9th-August-2007, 06:04 PM
Since we're on a gadget theme - Laptop.
ILMWLILM laptops – stylish and expensive, but always there for me. :)
–> pen
David Bailey
10th-August-2007, 11:29 AM
–> pen
ILMWHILM Pen - easy to pick up, and in the stationery cupboard :grin:
Socks.
Mezzosoprano
10th-August-2007, 11:52 AM
I like my men like I like my socks...... non constricting
television
Jacqui82
10th-August-2007, 12:07 PM
ILMWHILM Pen - easy to pick up, and in the stationery cupboard :grin:
Socks.
ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful
or is that cheating
Sellotape
Jacqui82
10th-August-2007, 12:24 PM
Ok so there was a time delay in between starting this response and finishing it - some of us do have to work!
Socks has gone so Television - ILMMHILM Television - SWITCHED ON and not half brain dead! Harsh:whistle:
ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful
or is that cheating
Sellotape
Beowulf
10th-August-2007, 12:36 PM
Sellotape
Hmm.. not Quite "I like my women like I like my.." but Me and Twirly are like Sellotape... .. .. Always looking for a roll and afterwards ending up in a sticky tangle :blush:
Hmm an impossible one?
- TUNA SANDWICH -
:wink:
Mezzosoprano
10th-August-2007, 12:47 PM
Hmm.. not Quite "I like my women like I like my.." but Me and Twirly are like Sellotape... .. .. Always looking for a roll and afterwards ending up in a sticky tangle :blush:
Hmm an impossible one?
- TUNA SANDWICH -
:wink:
Not impossible!
I like my men like I like my tuna sandwich - dolphin friendly!
Mezzosoprano
10th-August-2007, 12:47 PM
oops
bathroom
Twirly
10th-August-2007, 02:17 PM
I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:
Cocktails
Beowulf
10th-August-2007, 02:21 PM
I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:
Cocktails
I like my women like I like my cocktailsh.. Schaken not schtirred !
oops
oops
bathroom
I like my women like I like my bathroom? Clean and Steamy and useful to get into a lather?
-Forum- :wink:
Double Trouble
10th-August-2007, 02:22 PM
I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:
Cocktails
cocktails...an interesting mix of sweetness and strength...classy, expensive and colourful.:awe:
toothpaste...
(i seem to be about three posts behind everyone else...sorry)
Twirly
10th-August-2007, 02:27 PM
I like my men like my toothpaste... squeezable :awe:
cakes
(sorry about earlier post - not sure how, but I didn't seem to make it to the correct entry before posting :confused: )
Beowulf
10th-August-2007, 02:31 PM
This thread is getting all mixed up!! :confused:
I like my women like i like my cakes .. Warm, sweet and laid out on the Kitchen table.. (One for DTS ;) )
I'll reiterate my last one
- Forum -
David Bailey
10th-August-2007, 02:57 PM
ILMWHILM Forum - constantly-turned-on, easily-accessible, and easy to refresh.
Smilies.
ducasi
10th-August-2007, 10:33 PM
ILMWLILM smilies - expressive, decorative and cheerful. :)
---- >>> clocks
Mac
11th-August-2007, 03:30 AM
ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful
or is that cheating
Sellotape
Hmm....... Lets change the rules of this game!
ILMMHILM-
Sexy Elegant Loving Lusty Optomistic Tasty Appealing Pretty Entertaining
Ha! (Prertty damnd accurate actually):eek:
T I P E X
Mezzosoprano
11th-August-2007, 07:47 PM
Hmm....... Lets change the rules of this game!
ILMMHILM-
Sexy Elegant Loving Lusty Optomistic Tasty Appealing Pretty Entertaining
Ha! (Prertty damnd accurate actually):eek:
T I P E X
ILMMLILM-
Tasty, Illuminating, Pleasing, Expressive and Xtravegant (sorry, I cheated!)
ducasi
11th-August-2007, 10:07 PM
Next word? :rolleyes:
Double Trouble
12th-August-2007, 12:44 PM
Next word? :rolleyes:
Mac's changed the rules...I don't like this game any more, I'm not playing....!
*DT sits in corner, sulking*:sad:
pmjd
12th-August-2007, 01:50 PM
I'll stick to the original rules, as the new ones will get dull very quickly, sorry Mac:blush:
---- >>> clocks
ILMWLILM clocks, a face you never tire of looking at, no matter what time it is
next word.....taxi (the vehicle or the dancers, you decide:whistle:)
StokeBloke
12th-August-2007, 07:26 PM
I like my women like I like my slippers, soft with a nice soul :wink:
- curry -
WittyBird
12th-August-2007, 07:36 PM
- curry -
I like my men like a good curry...
Hot, satisfying and easily disposed of :whistle:
Wool :rofl:
Mezzosoprano
12th-August-2007, 08:16 PM
I like my men like I like my wool......
not scratchy!!
carpets
Double Trouble
12th-August-2007, 08:35 PM
carpets
Easy to lay, hard wearing & can take a good beating when it gets dirty.:devil:
Lunch
David Bailey
12th-August-2007, 10:12 PM
Lunch
ILMWHILM lunch - hot, going well with a drink, and good at satisfying my basic needs. Oh, and with lettuce on. :grin:
Radio.
Twirly
12th-August-2007, 10:43 PM
I like my men like I like my radio... entertaining to listen to, easy to tune in/tune out (delete as appropriate) and with interesting knobs to twiddle :innocent:
MP3 player
Gav
13th-August-2007, 09:40 AM
I like my men like I like my radio... entertaining to listen to, easy to tune in/tune out (delete as appropriate) and with interesting knobs to twiddle :innocent:
MP3 player
ILMWLILM MP3 player...
Small, entertaining and able to be turned on at the flick of a switch :wink:
Clothes line
Mezzosoprano
13th-August-2007, 09:46 AM
Easy to lay, hard wearing & can take a good beating when it gets dirty.:devil:
I'll set em up, you do the punchlines - system won't let me rep you darn it!
whitetiger1518
13th-August-2007, 11:48 AM
ILMWLILM MP3 player...
Small, entertaining and able to be turned on at the flick of a switch :wink:
Clothes line
ILMMHILM Clothes line :
Strong, Flexible, and capable of tying me in knots ;)
Summer holidays
Twirly
13th-August-2007, 11:51 AM
ILMMHILM summer holidays...
Hot, steamy and never-ending :devil:
Flights (whilst we're on a travel theme)
whitetiger1518
13th-August-2007, 11:55 AM
ILMMHILM summer holidays...
Hot, steamy and never-ending :devil:
Flights (whilst we're on a travel theme)
ILMMHILM Flights
take me around the world without complaint, and up to cloud nine every time I fly :)
Suitcase
Whitetiger
Graham
14th-August-2007, 11:39 AM
I like my women like I like my suitcase - easily spotted in a crowd.
sellotape
Freddie_C
14th-August-2007, 12:15 PM
Sellotape has been done before, but...
ILMWLILM Sellotape, one sided.
Pool Cue
Mezzosoprano
14th-August-2007, 12:17 PM
Sellotape has been done before, but...
ILMWLILM Sellotape, one sided.
Pool Cue
The obvious would be wayyyy too easy...
I Like my men like I like my pool cue - smooth to the touch!
Fridge
David Bailey
14th-August-2007, 12:51 PM
Fridge
ILMWLILM Fridge - full of goodies :)
ducasi
14th-August-2007, 01:26 PM
Next word??? :rolleyes:
Here's one for free....
ILMWLILM work – not too demanding.
–––>>> hair cuts
Double Trouble
14th-August-2007, 01:47 PM
Stylish, easy to maintain and likes a good blow job now and then.
Nail varnish...
Mezzosoprano
14th-August-2007, 01:50 PM
Bright and colourful!
crisps
David Bailey
14th-August-2007, 03:06 PM
crisps
ILMWLILM crisps - cheap, bad for me and easy to throw away.
Wine.
Twirly
14th-August-2007, 03:35 PM
ILMMHILM wine... full bodied, tasty, youthful but with the potential to age well :drool:
Water
Mezzosoprano
14th-August-2007, 03:53 PM
ILMMHILM water.... cool!
radiators
Beowulf
14th-August-2007, 04:50 PM
ILMMHILM wine... full bodied, tasty, youthful but with the potential to age well :drool:
Well that's me out the window :tears: Got the full bodied bit well !!
ILMMHILM water.... cool!
radiators
ILMWHILM radiators - Easy to Turn on and ready to keep you warm on a cold night
Bouncy Castle
whitetiger1518
16th-August-2007, 11:51 AM
Well that's me out the window :tears: Got the full bodied bit well !!
Rubbish Beo you put yourself down far too much!!!
ILMWHILM radiators - Easy to Turn on and ready to keep you warm on a cold night
Bouncy Castle
ILMMHILM Bouncy Castles:
Colourful
Full of fun and excitement
Always able to provide happy memories.
Whitetiger
Zoos
Mezzosoprano
16th-August-2007, 02:02 PM
Rubbish Beo you put yourself down far too much!!!
ILMMHILM Bouncy Castles:
Colourful
Full of fun and excitement
Always able to provide happy memories.
Whitetiger
Zoos
:yeah: re Beo!
ILMMLILM Zoos.... fun, sometimes exciting and sometimes slightly shabby!
fish tank! (here's one for HappyGoldfish!)
Beowulf
16th-August-2007, 02:19 PM
ILMWLILM Fish tank
Clean, strong and not prone to leaks? (:blush:)
No Wait... erm.. Pretty to look at , calming to be near and a pleasure to play with :blush:
Umbrellas
Beowulf
9th-October-2007, 04:30 PM
Umbrellas
ILMWLILM umbrellas ?
Able to pop open and spread wide with just the right amount of pressure on the correct button? :blush:
(This forum is corrupting me.. I used to be so pure and innocent!) :innocent:
next item .. erm..
Playdoh :D
Double Trouble
9th-October-2007, 04:38 PM
Playdoh :D
When you have finished playing with it, you can put it back in the cupboard.:devil:
ILMMWLILM...swimming costume
Cruella
9th-October-2007, 04:47 PM
ILMMWLILM...swimming costume
Tight and wet when in use
(OK, it should be a man posting this, just pretend)
ILMMLILM - puppy
Crazy Shark
9th-October-2007, 07:33 PM
i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable
Thats hilarious :rofl:
ILMMLILM - puppy
Adorable, playful and easy to teach new tricks too :grin:
ILMMLILM - fruits
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