I Like My Men/Women How I Like My...

[Freddie_C]

Hey everyone,

Don't know if there is a thread like this that already exists, but here goes.

The game is to construct a sentence, comparing the object that the person above you gives, to how you like your Men/Women.

For example, I like my women like I like my restaurants, sophisticated and tasty.

Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.

Have a go :)

[Dreadful Scathe]

I like my coffee like I like my forum threads - bitter and pointless



..no hang on, that doesnt work :confused:

[Freddie_C]

I think the bitter and sadistic forum part is over there...*points*

This is the fun and games thread, don't be an a$$ :(

[robd]

Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.


I don't like coffee. I spit it out. Why would I want a woman like that?

[Caro]

I think the bitter and sadistic forum part is over there...*points*

This is the fun and games thread, don't be an a$$ :(

I thought it was funny :yum:



Then I'd choose a word for the next person to construct a sentence, the word is Coffee.

Have a go :)

I like my men like my coffee, strong and intense ;)

[Caro]

ooops did I forget to suggest another name ?

ok try chocolate now... :yum:

[robd]

I like my chocolate dark

























































































or white :grin:

[Rogboy]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: Sweet and succulent (when unwrapped!) :whistle:

hmm a word... how about... pretzel

[drathzel]

dancing....fun, sexy and funky

[ducasi]

hmm a word... how about... pretzel
I like my women like I like my pretzels... Naughty! ;)


Now how about "shoes"...

[Dance Demon]

I like my women like I like my pretzels... Naughty! ;)


Now how about "shoes"...

I like my women like I like my shoes....well heeled and stylish...

Okay...how about Car......

[Graham]

I like my women like I like my cars - a beautiful body and always ready to go.

toast

[Dreadful Scathe]

i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable



- book -

[Stuart M]

I like my women like I like my cars - a beautiful body and always ready to go.

toast


i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable



- book -
Nice try Graham - unfortunately someone from the simple end of town got there before me.

I like my women like I like my books in a library - a wide variety, free to take out and plenty of slender, rarely-thumbed through copies in the French section.

- moped -

[Mezzosoprano]

moped?? What were you thinking!?!?!

I like my men like I like my moped....reliable, slightly retro with a little italian flair?

Sorry best I could do with "moped"


-jam-

[Beowulf]

I like my women like I like my Jam.. Fruity, Sweet, and perhaps just a little tart?

(:Slap: ow.. just been walloped psychically from Twirly)

- Computer -

[robd]

I like my women how I like my computer - turned on :yum:

- wine -

[Caro]

I like my men like I like my wine - deep and dark

- newspaper -

[Dreadful Scathe]

i like my women like a like my newspapers - easy to handle, intelligent and containing as little gossip as possible

[Wobbly Dave]

next noun please (I couldnt work the newspaper one out without being rude)

[Dreadful Scathe]

aha sorry - forgot

- computer - :)

[Caro]

- computer -

I like my men like I like my computer - always working on demand and doing what I want them to do without me having to tell them. :na:

-tree-

[Beowulf]

aha sorry - forgot

- computer - :)

been done.. erm

I like my women like I like my computers. Easy to interface with and with Nice firmware?

(I nearly put "easily upgradable" but thought better of it!)

- Weather -

[pmjd]

- computer - :)

Doubly Already done by Beo but I'll have another go

I like my women like I like my computer - switched on, responsive, and not having other users or freezing up on me for no reason what so ever:whistle:

Weather erm...like
I like my women like I like my weather, warm, inviting but with the odd strike of lightning:wink:

- keys -

[Wobbly Dave]

I like my women like my weather - hot and wet - but this aint no fun in the jungle

- Roast Beef -

[Freya]

I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.

Pillow

[DD+]

i like my men like my pillow........feel comfortable with them and always up for a cuddle

[DD+]

Whoops - Vodka

[Twirly]

been done.. erm

I like my women like I like my computers. Easy to interface with and with Nice firmware?

(I nearly put "easily upgradable" but thought better of it!)

- Weather -

Too bloody true - this thread is going to get you into trouble if you're not careful Mr. Wulf! :angry:

I like my men like my vodka - strong and transparent. :D

Shoes

[Sheepman]

I like my women like I like my shoes, soft, pliable, and comfortable all night long.

Breakfast.

[ducasi]

I like my women like I like my breakfast – in my bed.

–> water

[sunnybunny]

I like my men like I like my water - chilled and slightly sparkling.



Sandwich

[Dance Demon]

I like my men like I like my water - chilled and slightly sparkling.



Sandwich

I Like my women like I like a sandwich - Fresh, tasty, and good enough to eat...

music

[ducasi]

I like my women like I like my music – challenging, exciting, comforting and can be controlled with a remote. ;)


–> toast

[Graham]

I like my women like I like my music - the more variety the better :what: :blush:

What was that someone was saying about getting into trouble with this thread? :really:

I like my women like I like my music - not too loud :what: :sick: No better...

I like my women like I like my music - a bit smooth, a bit funky, a bit sexy, entertaining, always on my mind........ :waycool: Whew!

- cabbage :grin:

[Mezzosoprano]

Cabbage??? That's as bad as moped!!

Okay....

I like my men like I like my cabbage - made better by a little heat but pretty good cold too! I like my men like my cabbage - mouthwatering with a little drizzled butter!

Gotta stop now or this is going to get out of hand!

Toothpaste

[Graham]

I like my women like I like my music – challenging, exciting, comforting and can be controlled with a remote. ;)

Ah - you bought the deluxe model then? :wink:

[Beowulf]

toothpaste

Toothpaste?

I like my Girlfriend like I like my Toothpaste, Fresh, Zingy and exhilarating but not too overpowering.


- Underwear -

[Double Trouble]

Underwear?

Comfortable, sexy and and easy to adjust.:wink:

Fruit...

[Twirly]

I like my men like my fruit... sweet, ripe and juicy :D

Bed

[Wobbly Dave]

I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.

I just hope you dont normally get keys and roast beef mixed up :grin:

[Mezzosoprano]

Toothpaste?

I like my Girlfriend like I like my Toothpaste, Fresh, Zingy and exhilarating but not too overpowering.



You scoffed at toothpaste but it gave you the chance to get back in the good books.....

[sunnybunny]

I like men like I like my bed - quite firm, with good support for my back.


car

[Mezzosoprano]

I like my men like I like my car... plenty power in the engine!:wink:or if it's diesel... longer lasting!!

[Graham]

And the next word is?

[Double Trouble]

And the next word is?

Steak...

[Jhutch]

I like my men how I like my keys, easily found.



:blush: :blush: :blush:

I am sure there must be an unsuitable joke here about how a key will only enter one, um, er,:blush: :blush: :blush: :innocent:

[Gav]

Steak...

I like my women like I like my steak. Rare, expensive, tender and juicy. :awe:

Garden :na:

[David Bailey]

I like my women like I like my garden - wild, unkempt, overgrown, prickly and untouched for years.

Err... hmmm... :confused:

Waistcoat.

[sunnybunny]

I like my men like I like a waistcoat - figure-hugging and well fit(ted), but not too loud !



Slippers

[Mezzosoprano]

I like my men like I like my slippers.... trusted, reliable and warm on cold nights


erm.........

Bread & Butter Pudding

[Double Trouble]

Bread & butter pudding...smothered in cream, sweet, hot and moist.:drool:


mobile phone

[Lory]

Bread & Butter Pudding

I like my men crusty round the edges and squidgy in the middle???

Heaven forbid! :eek: :devil: :wink:

Camera

[David Bailey]

I like my women like I like my mobile phone or camera - small, costly, and easy to lose.

Hmmm, I'm not sure if I'm getting the hang of this game. Oh well.

Since we're on a gadget theme - Laptop.

[Mezzosoprano]

I like my men how I like my mobile phone - set to vibrate.... (that's bad!)

I like my men how I like my camera - with wit as quick as a flash


shower

[Lory]

I like my men how I like my camera - with wit as quick as a flash


shower

I like my men how I like my shower, hot, pulsating and making me wet! :devil:

:blush: :innocent:

[ducasi]

Since we're on a gadget theme - Laptop.
ILMWLILM laptops – stylish and expensive, but always there for me. :)

–> pen

[David Bailey]

–> pen
ILMWHILM Pen - easy to pick up, and in the stationery cupboard :grin:

Socks.

[Mezzosoprano]

I like my men like I like my socks...... non constricting

television

[Jacqui82]

ILMWHILM Pen - easy to pick up, and in the stationery cupboard :grin:

Socks.


ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful


or is that cheating

Sellotape

[Jacqui82]

Ok so there was a time delay in between starting this response and finishing it - some of us do have to work!

Socks has gone so Television - ILMMHILM Television - SWITCHED ON and not half brain dead! Harsh:whistle:




ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful


or is that cheating

Sellotape

[Beowulf]

Sellotape


Hmm.. not Quite "I like my women like I like my.." but Me and Twirly are like Sellotape... .. .. Always looking for a roll and afterwards ending up in a sticky tangle :blush:


Hmm an impossible one?

- TUNA SANDWICH -

:wink:

[Mezzosoprano]

Hmm.. not Quite "I like my women like I like my.." but Me and Twirly are like Sellotape... .. .. Always looking for a roll and afterwards ending up in a sticky tangle :blush:


Hmm an impossible one?

- TUNA SANDWICH -

:wink:

Not impossible!

I like my men like I like my tuna sandwich - dolphin friendly!

[Mezzosoprano]

oops

bathroom

[Twirly]

I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:

Cocktails

[Beowulf]

I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:

Cocktails

I like my women like I like my cocktailsh.. Schaken not schtirred !

oops


oops

bathroom

I like my women like I like my bathroom? Clean and Steamy and useful to get into a lather?

-Forum- :wink:

[Double Trouble]

I like my men like my sellotape... easy to get at and holding on tight :wink:

Cocktails

cocktails...an interesting mix of sweetness and strength...classy, expensive and colourful.:awe:

toothpaste...

(i seem to be about three posts behind everyone else...sorry)

[Twirly]

I like my men like my toothpaste... squeezable :awe:

cakes

(sorry about earlier post - not sure how, but I didn't seem to make it to the correct entry before posting :confused: )

[Beowulf]

This thread is getting all mixed up!! :confused:

I like my women like i like my cakes .. Warm, sweet and laid out on the Kitchen table.. (One for DTS ;) )

I'll reiterate my last one

- Forum -

[David Bailey]

ILMWHILM Forum - constantly-turned-on, easily-accessible, and easy to refresh.

Smilies.

[ducasi]

ILMWLILM smilies - expressive, decorative and cheerful. :)

---- >>> clocks

[Mac]

ILMMHILM Socks - Sensual Opulent Considerate Kind Successful



or is that cheating

Sellotape
Hmm....... Lets change the rules of this game!
ILMMHILM-
Sexy Elegant Loving Lusty Optomistic Tasty Appealing Pretty Entertaining

Ha! (Prertty damnd accurate actually):eek:



T I P E X

[Mezzosoprano]

Hmm....... Lets change the rules of this game!
ILMMHILM-
Sexy Elegant Loving Lusty Optomistic Tasty Appealing Pretty Entertaining

Ha! (Prertty damnd accurate actually):eek:



T I P E X

ILMMLILM-

Tasty, Illuminating, Pleasing, Expressive and Xtravegant (sorry, I cheated!)

[ducasi]

Next word? :rolleyes:

[Double Trouble]

Next word? :rolleyes:

Mac's changed the rules...I don't like this game any more, I'm not playing....!






*DT sits in corner, sulking*:sad:

[pmjd]

I'll stick to the original rules, as the new ones will get dull very quickly, sorry Mac:blush:


---- >>> clocks

ILMWLILM clocks, a face you never tire of looking at, no matter what time it is

next word.....taxi (the vehicle or the dancers, you decide:whistle:)

[StokeBloke]

I like my women like I like my slippers, soft with a nice soul :wink:

- curry -

[WittyBird]

- curry -

I like my men like a good curry...

Hot, satisfying and easily disposed of :whistle:

Wool :rofl:

[Mezzosoprano]

I like my men like I like my wool......

not scratchy!!

carpets

[Double Trouble]

carpets

Easy to lay, hard wearing & can take a good beating when it gets dirty.:devil:


Lunch

[David Bailey]

Lunch
ILMWHILM lunch - hot, going well with a drink, and good at satisfying my basic needs. Oh, and with lettuce on. :grin:

Radio.

[Twirly]

I like my men like I like my radio... entertaining to listen to, easy to tune in/tune out (delete as appropriate) and with interesting knobs to twiddle :innocent:

MP3 player

[Gav]

I like my men like I like my radio... entertaining to listen to, easy to tune in/tune out (delete as appropriate) and with interesting knobs to twiddle :innocent:

MP3 player

ILMWLILM MP3 player...
Small, entertaining and able to be turned on at the flick of a switch :wink:

Clothes line

[Mezzosoprano]

Easy to lay, hard wearing & can take a good beating when it gets dirty.:devil:




I'll set em up, you do the punchlines - system won't let me rep you darn it!

[whitetiger1518]

ILMWLILM MP3 player...
Small, entertaining and able to be turned on at the flick of a switch :wink:

Clothes line

ILMMHILM Clothes line :

Strong, Flexible, and capable of tying me in knots ;)


Summer holidays

[Twirly]

ILMMHILM summer holidays...

Hot, steamy and never-ending :devil:

Flights (whilst we're on a travel theme)

[whitetiger1518]

ILMMHILM summer holidays...

Hot, steamy and never-ending :devil:

Flights (whilst we're on a travel theme)

ILMMHILM Flights

take me around the world without complaint, and up to cloud nine every time I fly :)

Suitcase

Whitetiger

[Graham]

I like my women like I like my suitcase - easily spotted in a crowd.

sellotape

[Freddie_C]

Sellotape has been done before, but...

ILMWLILM Sellotape, one sided.

Pool Cue

[Mezzosoprano]

Sellotape has been done before, but...

ILMWLILM Sellotape, one sided.

Pool Cue

The obvious would be wayyyy too easy...

I Like my men like I like my pool cue - smooth to the touch!

Fridge

[David Bailey]

Fridge

ILMWLILM Fridge - full of goodies :)

[ducasi]

Next word??? :rolleyes:

Here's one for free....

ILMWLILM work – not too demanding.


–––>>> hair cuts

[Double Trouble]

Stylish, easy to maintain and likes a good blow job now and then.

Nail varnish...

[Mezzosoprano]

Bright and colourful!

crisps

[David Bailey]

crisps
ILMWLILM crisps - cheap, bad for me and easy to throw away.

Wine.

[Twirly]

ILMMHILM wine... full bodied, tasty, youthful but with the potential to age well :drool:

Water

[Mezzosoprano]

ILMMHILM water.... cool!

radiators

[Beowulf]

ILMMHILM wine... full bodied, tasty, youthful but with the potential to age well :drool:


Well that's me out the window :tears: Got the full bodied bit well !!


ILMMHILM water.... cool!

radiators

ILMWHILM radiators - Easy to Turn on and ready to keep you warm on a cold night

Bouncy Castle

[whitetiger1518]

Well that's me out the window :tears: Got the full bodied bit well !!

Rubbish Beo you put yourself down far too much!!!


ILMWHILM radiators - Easy to Turn on and ready to keep you warm on a cold night

Bouncy Castle

ILMMHILM Bouncy Castles:
Colourful
Full of fun and excitement
Always able to provide happy memories.

Whitetiger


Zoos

[Mezzosoprano]

Rubbish Beo you put yourself down far too much!!!



ILMMHILM Bouncy Castles:
Colourful
Full of fun and excitement
Always able to provide happy memories.

Whitetiger


Zoos

:yeah: re Beo!

ILMMLILM Zoos.... fun, sometimes exciting and sometimes slightly shabby!

fish tank! (here's one for HappyGoldfish!)

[Beowulf]

ILMWLILM Fish tank

Clean, strong and not prone to leaks? (:blush:)

No Wait... erm.. Pretty to look at , calming to be near and a pleasure to play with :blush:

Umbrellas

[Beowulf]

Umbrellas

ILMWLILM umbrellas ?

Able to pop open and spread wide with just the right amount of pressure on the correct button? :blush:

(This forum is corrupting me.. I used to be so pure and innocent!) :innocent:

next item .. erm..

Playdoh :D

[Double Trouble]

Playdoh :D

When you have finished playing with it, you can put it back in the cupboard.:devil:

ILMMWLILM...swimming costume

[Cruella]

ILMMWLILM...swimming costume

Tight and wet when in use
(OK, it should be a man posting this, just pretend)
ILMMLILM - puppy

[Crazy Shark]

i like my women like i like my toast - warm and spreadable

Thats hilarious :rofl:


ILMMLILM - puppy

Adorable, playful and easy to teach new tricks too :grin:

ILMMLILM - fruits