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angelblue
23rd-June-2007, 11:16 PM
Here is your dose of humor...


Follow the instructions to find your new name.



The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


So:-


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:


a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:


a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.


And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!


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angelblue
23rd-June-2007, 11:18 PM
Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

Katie Kicks Ass
23rd-June-2007, 11:22 PM
tootsie dippinfrack, and i'm going out with sloppy pottybrains

angelblue
23rd-June-2007, 11:25 PM
Sloppy Pottybrains....ive Been Out With Afew Of Those Too X

Beowulf
23rd-June-2007, 11:44 PM
"Tootsie Farklesniffer"

and here was me thinking I was more of a "Geeky scatterbrains"

what IS a farkle anyway? and why would I sniff one? I'm anosmic .. oh the irony! :rolleyes:

Rhythm King
24th-June-2007, 12:58 AM
Goober Farkle Dunkin at your service.

Personally, I prefer Dunkin Donuts to farkles any day. :wink:

Rhythm King
24th-June-2007, 12:59 AM
Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

Do wipe them up, there's a good girl :devil:

angelblue
24th-June-2007, 01:15 AM
Do wipe them up, there's a good girl :devil:
haha....i have been known to be quite messy

Missy D
24th-June-2007, 11:52 AM
Liver Burgerbutt pleased to meet you all

Lory
24th-June-2007, 12:10 PM
Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

SNAP! :rofl:

Double Trouble
24th-June-2007, 12:19 PM
Sleezy Dippingchunks:what:

Gav
24th-June-2007, 03:11 PM
Sneezy Gizzardhump?

Freudian Hips
24th-June-2007, 04:40 PM
tootsie dippinfrack, and i'm going out with sloppy pottybrains

Hi there, long lost cousin. I'm Dorky Dippinfrack.

Jamie
24th-June-2007, 04:47 PM
Sleezy SnickleBrains!

:D

under par
24th-June-2007, 06:27 PM
Dipsey FrickenHiney and proud of it:yum:

Caro
24th-June-2007, 06:33 PM
Dorfus bubbleboob is pleased to let you know that she doesn't understand half of those names anyway ;)

HelenB
24th-June-2007, 08:45 PM
Boobie Chuckle-Doodle :rofl:

Not one to say while playing Fluffie Bunnies...

Blind_Dynamo
24th-June-2007, 08:54 PM
Dipsey Pottytush

Sounds like a character list from Terry Prachet Discworld novel.

Little Monkey
24th-June-2007, 10:54 PM
Goober Pottytush here! :D

Well, my friends have always told me I'm a potty wee potter..... But what's that got to do with my tush??

Gojive
24th-June-2007, 11:01 PM
It's made me Dorky Wafflebutt :tears: ...the really sad thing is that I've only just changed my real name from that by deed poll :blush: :yum:

Miss Marmite
25th-June-2007, 01:43 PM
Boobie Farkle Tush!!!

dee
25th-June-2007, 02:01 PM
Liver Burgerbutt pleased to meet you all

Sloopy Burgerbutt :rofl:

Has this game not been played before on here :confused:

Astro
25th-June-2007, 04:48 PM
Dorfus Farkle Face?

Here!:rofl:

Twirly
25th-June-2007, 04:57 PM
Dipsy Feather-Boob here

after the knitting needle incident, that first bit is suprisingly appropriate :blush: even if the second part couldn't be further from the truth :blush: :blush: :rofl:

Mini Mac
26th-June-2007, 04:48 PM
oh great!:mad: I'm goober batty hump!:rofl:

well the batty bit is true i suppose lol!

Trouble
26th-June-2007, 04:54 PM
My new name is Goober Pottydoodle

I am currently seeing a nice man called Sneezy Picklebutt.

Mind you, DTS, thats got you to a T..... :wink: :love:

Mini Mac
27th-June-2007, 10:33 AM
My new name is Goober Pottydoodle

I am currently seeing a nice man called Sneezy Picklebutt.

Mind you, DTS, thats got you to a T..... :wink: :love:

lol im liking it trouble or should i say Goober Pottydoodle.:rofl:

Love Goober Battyhump!:rofl:

whitetiger1518
28th-June-2007, 12:36 PM
Fluffy Dippin Tush here (apparently) :blush:

Whitetiger

sway
5th-July-2007, 10:39 AM
sloopy pottydunkin

DD+
5th-July-2007, 11:47 AM
Sloopy dippintoes - pleased to meet you all too!

Mezzosoprano
5th-July-2007, 12:23 PM
Dorfus Feathersprinkles - pleased to make your acquaintance!

2Tone
5th-July-2007, 12:32 PM
Sloopy Dippinfanny !!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: