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Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
14th-July-2003, 11:29 PM
Any girl want to partner a strong male fox for the Jive Extras on August 2nd? Must be keen on unusual bodily positions. Applications to: Basil Brush via PM... thanks.

Lindsay
15th-July-2003, 09:59 AM
There's a girl from Glasgow looking for a partner....

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 10:59 AM
Who??????? Is she tall?

PM me.........

Dreadful Scathe
15th-July-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
Who??????? Is she tall?
...

you're taller than the average fox then i take it ? or are you just worried she'll be taller than 2 foot ? :)

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you're taller than the average fox then i take it ? or are you just worried she'll be taller than 2 foot ? :)

Such concern from a smurf... as if height mattered.

Lindz..... there are LOTS of Gla girls looking for a partner. Workshop, tho? mmm.:what:

What we need is....

(din-din daaaah, din-din daaaah, din-din daaaaah, dum, dum, dum, dum)

is a "foxy"

(din-din daaaah, din-din daaaah, din-din daaaaah, dum, dum, dum, dum)

whispers: foxy...

You know... you're a heart breaker (dum, dum, dum, dum)

"foxy"

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:36 AM
Posted by the short-ar**d smurf you're taller than the average fox then i take it ? or are you just worried she'll be taller than 2 foot ?
You can talk smurf boy- and just what height are you exactly?


Posted by Jeroc ****
What we need is....

(din-din daaaah, din-din daaaah, din-din daaaaah, dum, dum, dum, dum) ................

:confused: :confused: :confused: what tune's that, ceroc jock?

Dreadful Scathe
15th-July-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Mangy Fox
You can talk smurf boy- and just what height are you exactly?

I'm big enough - none of the girls complain :)


Originally posted by Mangy Fox

:confused: :confused: :confused: what tune's that, ceroc jock?

a fox with no music taste ? your problem is you can't hear Jimi :)

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you're problem is you can't hear Jimi :)

No, I'm not saying he can't hear Jimi....ANYONE can hear Jimi: but he can't HEAR Jimi.:wink:

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
I'm big enough - none of the girls complain :)


Even for talented multi-tasking female types, it must be hard to complain AND laugh...:D

Chicklet
15th-July-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Even for talented multi-tasking female types, it must be hard to complain AND laugh...:D

nope, it's been said before but it's worth repeating, them's mighty big apples

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Jeroc ****
Even for talented multi-tasking female types, it must be hard to complain AND laugh...:D

You can talk- with that bum the boys must get a giggle during....

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
I'm big enough - none of the girls complain :)


And the children?

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:52 AM
during........?

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:52 AM
sorrrrrry - too far...........!

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:53 AM
... but why are we even listening to him?!?

He CANT hear Jimi!!

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
during........?

Hey Jeroc ****- do you know a song that goes- "Boom boom boom, let's go back to your room, so we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right, wooowwwwwww.... "

Dreadful Scathe
15th-July-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
And the children?

eh ?

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
Hey Jeroc ****- do you know a song that goes- "Boom boom boom, let's go back to your room, so we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right, wooowwwwwww.... "

We now know why foxy-boy can't hear Jimi... he's clogged up his ears with that tripe!!

See... don't use something properly and you break it!!

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:57 AM
So you don't know then ?

And I thought you knew your discs, boyo.

CJ
15th-July-2003, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
Hey Jeroc ****- do you know a song that goes- "Boom boom boom, let's go back to your room, so we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right, wooowwwwwww.... "

Just got the spoonerism!!:rofl: :rofl:

How'd that one get past the sensors?!? Or the censors? or the firewalls, even? Sorry, regressing back to wacky races.....

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 11:59 AM
And it's been said 3 times.....

Maybe Mr Pauly is snoozing.....

Chicklet
15th-July-2003, 12:00 PM
will you three all please stop bonding for a moment and check your PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 12:00 PM
We boys don't get PMS....

CJ
15th-July-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
We boys don't get PMS....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No, just Mad Cow Disease by proxy....

do I really, REALLY have to own up to knowing about Paul Lekakis, just to prove a point?!?

CJ
15th-July-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
will you three all please stop bonding for a moment and check your PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing there, you dippy tart, but thanks for the, em, heads up!!

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
15th-July-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


do I really, REALLY have to own up to knowing about Paul Lekakis, just to prove a point?!?

Took you a while..... do you have it?? Please play it on Tuesday (and I'll come.....)

CJ
15th-July-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
Took you a while..... do you have it?? Please play it on Tuesday (and I'll come.....)

I doubt I crossed it over from vinyl to CD.

Tonight's my last Tuesday, and no chance I could get it for then. You are welcome to bring it tonight: as it's my last night, doesn't make TOO much difference if I get lynched for playing pap!!:wink:

Once in a lifetime offer......

Chicklet
15th-July-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
if I get lynched for playing pap!!:wink:

Once in a lifetime offer......

a, does this mean I can play Nicole???

CJ
15th-July-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
a, does this mean I can play Nicole???

Too old, my dear.

You could play the good looking runaround in which everyone has such fun, tho...:wink:

Chicklet
15th-July-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
runaround :tears:
ha ha very clever.
how can you say that when I clearly have headlamps only for you?

CJ
15th-July-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
:tears:
ha ha very clever.
how can you say that when I clearly have headlamps only for you?

So, why do you flash them at everyone else, then?:tears:

None of which is getting foxy-boy a partner for his workshop!!

Dreadful Scathe
15th-July-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
will you three all please stop bonding for a moment and check your PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course thats just confusing - if i read a PM telling me about a PM i never received before i read this. It makes sense now though.

Chicklet messing with minds again !

Anyone got any squirty cream ? :)

Graham
15th-July-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Anyone got any squirty cream ? :) See? I told you you should have held her still on Saturday. :grin:

Twinkle Toes
15th-July-2003, 02:36 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Basil Brush
Hey Jeroc ****- do you know a song that goes- "Boom boom boom, let's go back to your room, so we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right, wooowwwwwww.... "


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Next to JC's insults to Chickie, this is the best one today!

... what a funny fox you are.

TT x

... still LOL...

Chicklet
16th-July-2003, 08:41 AM
So BB, did you get any PMs to help you find a partner?????????
Or might you have any that you haven't had a chance to read yet?????????:D

TheTramp
16th-July-2003, 10:52 AM
If there's anyone else out there who needs a partne......ooops. Sorry Miss Filthycute. Was just kidding.

Looking forward to seeing everyone at the workshops. They won't be too difficult. Honest :rolleyes: :D :na:

(Actually, being serious, they won't be. If the people in Brighton can cope, I'm sure that all of you can!).

Steve

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
16th-July-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
So BB, did you get any PMs to help you find a partner?????????
Or might you have any that you haven't had a chance to read yet?????????:D

Yes- I'm sorted thank you, Chickless.... and I hope to finally meet you at the event. How will I recognise you?:confused:

Who is this Tramp fellow about whom they all speak?

Chicklet
17th-July-2003, 09:25 AM
Morning BB,

please can you check your PMs You should have two from me that you have not read.

C:cheers:

TheTramp
17th-July-2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Basil Brush
Who is this Tramp fellow about whom they all speak? Hmmm...... Some bald, fat, ugly bloke who can't dance :D

Steve

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
17th-July-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by The Chicken: please can you check your PMs You should have two from me that you have not read

Sorry Chickie... have replied now.


Originally posted by TheTramp:
Hmmm...... Some bald, fat, ugly bloke who can't dance :D

Steve Oh him!! Takes one to know one I s'pose....

Grant
18th-July-2003, 08:34 AM
Now that the foxy dude is sorted I'm sure he won't mind me 'borrowing' his thread to advertise for a partner for myself. :wink:
If anyone would like to do the workshop with me please send me a PM or see me at Route 66 tonight.
:cheers:
Grant

CJ
18th-July-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Grant
Now that the foxy dude is sorted I'm sure he won't mind me 'borrowing' his thread
Grant

As long as you bring it back in one piece with no nasty stains on it, I doubt someone as gracious as the Fox, would mind at all!!

Grant
18th-July-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
As long as you bring it back in one piece with no nasty stains on it
I'm sure I could borrow some stain remover off you if I need it. :wink:

Grant

PS. I have been advised that I should have included a requirement for the woman to be on the petite side. I think this is because the person concerned thinks that I am a 7 stone weakling. This is a load of tosh - I am of course a 9 stone weakling. :D

CJ
18th-July-2003, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Grant
I'm sure I could borrow some stain remover

Mmm.... stain remover..... is that like a nut cracker?!?:tears: :really:

(only those with a scot's dialect will get that one......)

Grant
18th-July-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Mmm.... stain remover..... is that like a nut cracker?!?:tears: :really:

(only those with a scot's dialect will get that one......)
that's gone waaaaay over my head. can you explain?:confused:

Grant

Graham
18th-July-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Grant
that's gone waaaaay over my head. can you explain?:confused:

Grant stain = stone with scots accent

CJ
18th-July-2003, 01:31 PM
stain= stane.
stane=stone (if in certain parts of Scotland.)
stone= *******. " " "

Hence, stain remover......

Ahh, forgeddit.:D

Grant
18th-July-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
stain= stane.
stane=stone (if in certain parts of Scotland.)
stone= *******. " " "

Hence, stain remover......

Ahh, forgeddit.:D

looks like your avatar could use both :wink:

Grant

Lindsay
18th-July-2003, 01:47 PM
Nice avatar CJ... did you enhance Bart yourself, or was it Franck?? Maybe a few 'stains' could be added...?

Graham
18th-July-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Lindsay
Nice avatar CJ... did you enhance Bart yourself, or was it Franck?? Maybe a few 'stains' could be added...? Lindsay! :really: :really: Despite the best attempts of Chicklet and CJ this is still a "family" forum! :innocent: I don't think we'd want to see those every time CJ posted! :really:

Or maybe you think differently...... :wink: :devil:

CJ
21st-July-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by Lindsay
Nice avatar CJ... did you enhance Bart yourself, or was it Franck?? Maybe a few 'stains' could be added...?

Keep your eyes peeled: if he gets a little bored, usually when he has been ill and is stuck @ home not getting to dance, or if he gets the notion to sully my name even further, then an addition gets made.

I know it's big, but I don't think it has room for much more!!:D

Basil Brush (Forum Plant)
21st-July-2003, 01:27 PM
Maybe about 0.2cms below, and equi-distant (?spell) between the C and J?