Impossible Questions

[Gentabout]

1) How much deeper will the see be without sponges?

2) How young can you die of old age?

3) If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

4) Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

5) Why can't women put mascara on without opening their mouth?

6) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?

7) How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

8) How do keep off the grass signs get there?

9) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


Gent

[Dreadful Scathe]

i think all of those have perfectly reasonable answers but i cant be bothered, so ill just do one.

8) a man puts them there. the point being, it is ok for one person to occasionaly walk on it, cut the grass etc... but if everyone does it it will be ruined for everyone. So please keep to the path.



of course if you meant this post as a joke rather than something to pick fault with you would have put it in the jokes area and not chit chat wouldnt you ?

[Tiggerbabe]

you would have put it in the jokes area wouldnt you ?
:whistle:

[Dreadful Scathe]

bleeding murderators :)

[MartinHarper]

3) If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

No. That'd be Disassociative Identity Disorder.
(or one of the other names for it)

[Dreadful Scathe]

5) Why can't women put mascara on without opening their mouth?

Simply put, they can, if they want to. By making your eyes wider your whole face can subconsciously take on a surprised look, its perfectly natural. In fact it feels slightly unnatural if you try to prevent this ;)

[Mythical]

1) How much deeper will the see be without sponges?


It wouldn't. It'd be shallower - because the water would still be there - just without the sponge in it!

[WittyBird]

1) How much deeper will the see be without sponges?


I don't think my sight would be effected, but I'm guessing the SEA Wouldn't actually be that much deeper, Infact possibly much more shallow if likened to a man. :D