Let The People Decide

[Chicklet]

Right, y'all know the drill, get on with it:devil:

Please tick two.

[xSalsa_Angelx]

who's this on Chickie? you or Bill??

[CJ]

U missed out the "younger than Chickie D" option!!

[xSalsa_Angelx]

doh... just noticed it's graham..... forget I spoke LOL :rofl:

never met him but what the hell i'll take a guess

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
U missed out the "younger than Chickie D" option!!

ha bloody ha.

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
U missed out the "younger than Chickie D" option!!
I was looking for that option too.
Have never met Chicklet I might add........

[CJ]

Originally posted by Aleks
Have never met Chicklet I might add........

apparently, you can find her down my end...:wink:

[CJ]

..... of the naivity/innocence scale.

Oh, no. Just realised my number is up!!!!!!

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Oh, no. Just realised my number is up!!!!!!

well put it this way, i'm NEVER EVER dancing infront of one of your x-ray lights again, and you might as well put your light sabre up on e-bay!!!

[CJ]

Was referring to my number of posts. Was 666 but I've left the devil behind me.

Thanks for the ok, Chickie, but shall put my lightsabre up wherever the fancy takes me.:wink:

PS Brady, up for a fight on Wed?

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
PS Brady, up for a fight on Wed?

I'd take you both on. If only i had a double ended light saber :).

[CJ]

My double ended one is currently in need of some repair.

Shall bring a spare, tho... just in case:wink:

[Dance Demon]

shouldn't all this talk of "double enders" be in the "tacky races "thread............:sorry

[CJ]

Dance Demon, you are a disgrace.

You, singlehandedly, have turned a perfectly clean sensible albeit a little staid discussion forum on the finer points and intricacies of that artform known as Modern Jive into nothing less than a dirty, puerile, immature piece of slease and filfth that even New Labour wouldn't admit to being involved in.

I am sure that I am not the only one shocked by your behaviour or by the tone of your posts, and if you are not damned careful, we may just have to join you.:wink:

Proud to know you, geezer!!

:cheers:

[Graham]

Looks like I'm winning on the 10 year thing Chickie! When should we reveal all? :wink: How many people who have voted actually know both of us anyway?

[CJ]

Give Chickie enough notice to put the finishing touches on her wee blondie. :D

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
Looks like I'm winning on the 10 year thing Chickie! When should we reveal all? :wink: How many people who have voted actually know both of us anyway?



not sure, but at least 4 of them are getting WALLOPED at first/next meeting!!!!!

I'll probably be revealing a fair amount tomorrow night at Marco's
:rofl:


and you ??

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Give Chickie enough notice to put the finishing touches on her wee blondie. :D

or remove it altogether perchance???

(look a smut subject that hasn't alrealdy been done!!!! can't be many of them left around here these days!!!)

[CJ]

that would certainly finish it.

eugh. Thinkof the itching on a hot ceroc night.

Ayahhhhhh.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Thinkof the itching on a hot ceroc night.

Ayahhhhhh.

ooh look, the voice of experience??

[CJ]

Chicklets first come back of the day!!

Nice touch, chickie.:rofl:

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Chicklets first come back of the day!!


I guess witnessing and recognising that kind of thing must be fairly rare for you cos I didn't really then, and have in earlier exchanges.:rofl:

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
Looks like I'm winning on the 10 year thing Chickie! When should we reveal all? :wink: How many people who have voted actually know both of us anyway?

Drop us a hint in then - are you currently a toy boy???????

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Drop us a hint in then - are you currently a toy boy??????? :confused: Don't see how that would help you, unless you knew whose toyboy I was

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
:confused: Don't see how that would help you, unless you knew whose toyboy I was

oooh naughty.

:eek: wasn't actually being controversial there (shock horror) and was refering to your good lady wife!!!as I believe I know her age and would do a little math from there.

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
:eek: wasn't actually being controversial there (shock horror) and was refering to your good lady wife!!!as I believe I know her age and would do a little math from there. I am younger than she is.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
I am younger than she is.
oooh, the plot thickens....looks like it's going to be tight!!

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Chicklet
oooh, the plot thickens....looks like it's going to be tight!!

i reckon you're all a bunch of moanin old gits - is that accurate enough ;)

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
i reckon you're all a bunch of moanin old gits - is that accurate enough ;)

moanin old "hurt" gits now would be MORE accurate!

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Chicklet
moanin old "hurt" gits now would be MORE accurate!

awww - maybe you're reading this wrong, maybe people look at you and figure that such wisdom and presence couldn't possibly be contained in such a young vision of lovelyness and adjust the age up accordingly?

Hey, its not fair but theres nowt queerer than folk. Treat it as a compliment like i do when people say Im a 'unique' dancer :)

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Dance Demon, you are a disgrace.

You, singlehandedly, have turned a perfectly clean sensible albeit a little staid discussion forum on the finer points and intricacies of that artform known as Modern Jive into nothing less than a dirty, puerile, immature piece of slease and filfth that even New Labour wouldn't admit to being involved in.

I am sure that I am not the only one shocked by your behaviour or by the tone of your posts, and if you are not damned careful, we may just have to join you.:wink:

Proud to know you, geezer!!

:cheers:

As a Conservative politician I don't think I've got any choice but to throw my hat into the ring too - pass that orange:sick:

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Chicklet
oooh naughty.

:eek: wasn't actually being controversial there (shock horror) and was refering to your good lady wife!!!as I believe I know her age and would do a little math from there.

Graham's DOB is 06.04.65........................

[Dance Demon]

Originally posted by Aleks
Graham's DOB is 06.04.65........................

Ach...just a young whippersnapper:D

[Graham]

Right Chicklet, now that Aleks has published (and will be damned :wink: ), are you woman enough to bare all?

[Chicklet]

09 09 197bloodykeyboard

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
09 09 197bloodykeyboard Ok, play it like that. I'm a very patient man. Now, once again, IS IT SAFE?

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Chicklet
09 09 197bloodykeyboard

Yeah, I sympathise, Chicklet. The number of times I go to hit 4 on the numeric keypad, and I hit 7 instead...

:devil:

[Chicklet]

ooh you'll pay for that tonight Toasterboy!!!!

and I was just about to go and edit my Saturday night highlights mail to put you in as my groovy "Secret Love" partner but I'm not going to now.

Graham, :confused: is what "safe"???

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Chicklet
ooh you'll pay for that tonight Toasterboy!!!!

Just as long as the punishment doesn't require you to count...if so I could be in real pain...[recalls Monty Python and the Holy Grail's "Holy Hand Grenade" scene] ;)

and I was just about to go and edit my Saturday night highlights mail to put you in as my groovy "Secret Love" partner but I'm not going to now.

Oh, aye, I remember that - remember quite a few dances on Saturday in fact :D. Must have been watching those Blues Sisters that had some sort of effect on me!

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Graham, :confused: is what "safe"??? You haven't seen Marathon Man then? Or last night's episode of 24 had a similar theme.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Graham
You haven't seen Marathon Man then? Or last night's episode of 24 had a similar theme.

I thought you were quoting 'lord of the rings' - 'is it secret, is it safe?'. :)

[Chicklet]

these must be boys' telly, still haven't got a scooby what you are on about.:confused:

[DavidY]

Originally posted by Chicklet
09 09 197bloodykeyboard
Does this mean your keyboard missed out a digit between the "9" and the "7" :wink: ?

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
these must be boys' telly, still haven't got a scooby what you are on about.:confused: In Marathon Man, Laurence Olivier plays a former Nazi who's a dentist by training. He tortures Dustin Hoffman by drilling into his teeth without anaesthetic. He keeps asking Hoffman "Is it safe?" Hoffman, as it turns out, doesn't have a scooby what he's on about either.

I'd try to find something more familiar to you, but presumably torture scenes don't feature prominently in girly movies/telly. Closest I can think of is taking a video of a big chocolate cake to a weightwatchers meeting :grin:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Graham
Closest I can think of is taking a video of a big chocolate cake to a weightwatchers meeting :grin:

No No, taking the full cake in, carefully locked behind sealed unbreakable transparent plastic. :D

[Graham]

How come, even with the correct answer in the thread, some people are still voting me older than I am? Can't you people count, or are you all just being mean and horrible to me? :tears: :tears: :tears:

[CJ]

Big G,

My sympathies have no bounds. You should see what they are trying to stitch me up with!!

If only I knew a good solicitor......

Anyway, Chickie D... come out with the truth.

And, em, no... not that I'm aware!!

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock

Anyway, Chickie D... come out with the truth.

one serious guess from each of you and the I promise I will show you mine

[CJ]

public or private?

I know there is a time for both, but having seen what we do in public, maybe private is better.:yum:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
one serious guess from each of you and the I promise I will show you mine 29

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
public or private?

I know there is a time for both, but having seen what we do in public, maybe private is better.:yum:

I'm a big girl, I'll handle either with aplomb.:D

[CJ]

Was right with G, at 38.

Chickie, 37.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Chickie, 37.

:eek: Right, next time you and I and a tin of cream are alone together in a squash court the cream is going in your wig!!!!

I'll be looking forward to a SERIOUS pressie to make up for THAT.
SERIOUS guess.
(sorry G can't wait for your serious guess)

09.09.72.

I'll admit I was ONE year ahead of myself at school but not SEVEN.

don't like you any more.
:tears:

[DavidY]

Originally posted by Graham
29
Originally posted by Chicklet
(sorry G can't wait for your serious guess)
09.09.72. So doesn't Graham's 29 count as a serious guess, then? :confused:

[Chicklet]

Graham, my apologies, (thanks David, observant as ever!!)I didn't see it sneak on the end of that last page there, and thank you.

Next time you and I and a tin of cream are alone together in a squash court, the cream can go anywhere you want it to:devil: :D :wink::rofl:

[CJ]

Originally posted by Chicklet
[Bdon't like you any more.
:tears: [/B]

At least be honest: you never did.

Wow.:sorry

I am SO thankful I didn't put down my first instinctual guess....

{CJ stunned into silence}

[Chicklet]

I'm really really really upset now cos you just had a perfect opportunity to come on and say that you were only kidding and you thought 30 really but OH no, you just stand there making it worse by being incredulous.

How on earth could you have been 7 years out???????
no wrinkles that I know of, no serious sagging etc.....still:tears:

I did like you one night cos you played Honky Tonk cos you knew how happy it would make me but such days are obviously gone forever now.:sad:

[CJ]

:rofl:

Tact and diplomacy wins through in the end.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
:rofl:

Tact and diplomacy wins through in the end.

Never having mastered either, how would you know????????????????????????????????????:kiss:

[CJ]

graham told me.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Never having mastered either, how would you know????????????????????????????????????:kiss:

Hes talking about the board games i think :)

I recently bought Diplomacy too, classic game. :)

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
graham told me.

aha collusion methinks

so i take it this is where i find out that you both thought 29 really and drew straws to decide who put in the "comedy guess"????

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
Next time you and I and a tin of cream are alone together in a squash court, the cream can go anywhere you want it to:devil: :D :wink::rofl: Yum yum! *licks lips* :yum: :yum: :wink:

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
awww - maybe you're reading this wrong, maybe people look at you and figure that such wisdom and presence couldn't possibly be contained in such a young vision of lovelyness and adjust the age up accordingly?


just reviewing the thead before I blank it forever....DS sweetie, you can have a good creaming anywhere you fancy too.:hug:

[CJ]

Graham drew the short straw which allowed me to, em, be liberal wth my guess.

:waycool:

P.S. Whilst talking games like Tact and Diplomacy, forgotto mention Risk!!:really:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
just reviewing the thead before I blank it forever....DS sweetie, you can have a good creaming anywhere you fancy too.:hug: for that nauseatingly obsequieous contribution?

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Graham drew the short straw which allowed me to, em, be liberal wth my guess.

:waycool:

P.S. Whilst talking games like Tact and Diplomacy, forgotto mention Risk!!:really:

well you'll be taking one if you show up on Wednesday night without a damn fine selection of Chickie favourites, cos if I'm not dancing I will be on your back!!

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Graham
for that nauseatingly obsequieous contribution?

you just cant judge honest sincerity can you Graham ;)

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
for that nauseatingly obsequieous contribution?

well more actually cos he copied it really really well from my PM .:sorry

[CJ]

Originally posted by Chicklet
cos if I'm not dancing I will be on your back!!

Sorry, doll.

That's a move I save for special partners.... promptly followed by the head-to-head. (as witnessed by Grant).

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Sorry, doll.
That's a move I save for special partners

:tears: I'm old and I'm not special:tears: :tears:

[CJ]

And so the penny drops......

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
And so the penny drops......

did it hit you on the back of the head when you bent down to catch it ? :D

[CJ]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
did it hit you on the back of the head when you bent down to catch it ? :D

After all said and done....

You don't honestly expect me to bend down in the prescence of the Chicklet, now, do you?:eek:

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
After all said and done....

You don't honestly expect me to bend down in the prescence of the Chicklet, now, do you?:eek:

Not when you should be kneeling, no.:devil:

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
You don't honestly expect me to bend down in the prescence of the Chicklet, now, do you?:eek:

what ?? you mean your avatar is a lie and not like your true self ....naaaah :)

[CJ]

My avatar is an outgoing alter ego to the shy repressed personality that I have...
:tears:



Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
what ?? you mean your avatar is a lie and not like your true self ....naaaah :)

One or two further developments, of which you (for your own protection) may not be fully aware have occurred. Hence, me bending or offering my tattoed, sun-kissed ass to Chickie D will not be happening for a while......

just a wee while, but a while all the same.

[Graham]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you just cant judge honest sincerity can you Graham ;) Oh but I can - I think the issue arises from your inability to fake it!

[Graham]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Was right with G, at 38.
Where exactly did you make this "prediction"?

[CJ]

Originally posted by Graham
Where exactly did you make this "prediction"?

In the office.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
your inability to fake it!

not really a much sought skill for boys this one eh?

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
not really a much sought skill for boys this one eh? Bit of a pointless one for girls too, I've always felt. Just guarantees repeat (non-)performances - why would anyone bother trying different things the next time?

[Chicklet]

wouldn't know I'm afraid, it's just a phrase I read in a magazine really:devil:

[Pammy]

You didn't have an option for "I know how old Graham is"

and please, all of you who voted 40-45, get real, he's a spring chicken I tell you, quash these rumours right now!

sorry, we're back on birds

Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34! :grin:

Px

[Graham]

Originally posted by Pammy
You didn't have an option for "I know how old Graham is"

and please, all of you who voted 40-45, get real, he's a spring chicken I tell you, quash these rumours right now!

sorry, we're back on birds

Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34! :grin:

Px Thanks, Pammy, but don't think buttering me up is going to make me overlook the penguin pants nonsense. :wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Graham
Thanks, Pammy, but don't think buttering me up is going to make me overlook the penguin pants nonsense. :wink:
no but it might help you get into them :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
no but it might help you get into them :D

Why is there an entry age limit?

I was getting the impression it was a free for all?! :confused:

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Pammy
Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34! :grin:



I don't think you look 34 years and a day either Graham:wink:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Why is there an entry age limit?
it wasn't ageist comment pammy,
i was talking about a much more weighty issue :wink:

grant

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Grant
no but it might help you get into them :D

grant

AHA! :D Caught in the act of perverting the course of a thread!!! Come along now sonny, it's pointless resisting, we have the evidence, we have the motive, its the clink for you me old mucker - Where has this damned cockney accent come from!:what: I haven't spoken like this since uni, when I became all educatyfied.:cheers:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
I haven't spoken like this since uni, when I became all educatyfied.:cheers:

I thought you said you was still a student? :confused:

And yes, "Caught red-handed" - well the knickers were red!

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
AHA! :D Caught in the act of perverting the course of a thread!!!
i've been misquoted :mad:
i was talking about the simple engineering concept of greasing an object (in this case graham with butter) to fit it where it would not otherwise be possible ( ie a pair of knickers which being pammy's were obviously going to be too small for him) :innocent:

grant

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Pammy
I thought you said you was still a student? :confused:

Px

No need to be confused. I am still a student, but being a (ahem) mature-student I feel no need to wait for uni to give me a piece of paper (next year) telling me I have been learnt.

Grant, stop peddling semantics, caught 'bang to rights'.

And just to touch on the purpose of this thread, Graham, you seem like a decent chap therefore I cross my 'X' under the lowest age offered.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
And just to touch on the purpose of this thread, Graham, you seem like a decent chap therefore I cross my 'X' under the lowest age offered.
how hard was that? pammy had already given you the answer :what:

grant

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Grant
how hard was that? pammy had already given you the answer :what:

grant

:what: oh. Ah but you see, Pammy(tm) says a lot of things..oh I give in. So hungover I cant even think of any sauce or innuendo today:sad: I'm off to sleep, try and clear my head for church tonight. Dont forget ladies, Health and Safety states that we must take all necessary steps to insure our wellbieng in a public environment - so bring your steel-toe caps.:cheers:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Boomer
:what: oh. Ah but you see, Pammy(tm) says a lot of things..
are you doubting pammy's sincerity or veracity? :what:
be it on your own head :D

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
are you doubting pammy's sincerity or veracity? :what:
be it on your own head :D

Think he's asking for a good "buttering" if you ask me!

or margerining if we're economising!

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Think he's asking for a good "buttering" if you ask me!

or margerining if we're economising!

Px
perhaps if he goes on the chip run you could get the shop to give him a good battering :D

grant
ps. that's the last sick posting i will be inflicting on you today, i'm off to get ready for my trip to smurf land, 'av a good weekend :nice:

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
ps. that's the last sick posting i will be inflicting on you today, i'm off to get ready for my trip to smurf land, 'av a good weekend :nice:

Have fun and say hi to D.S. for me!!! :wink:

Guess you'll be taking all your innuendos out on the blue-man over the weekend! :grin:

[Boomer]

I'm off for a bop, have a good weekend all who read this. As for the effect the weekend has on the boards, I await with baited breath. Take care, have fun, Boomie:cheers: :hug: :waycool: :grin:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Grant
no but it might help you get into them :D I don't think you've got the hang of this flattery thing Grant - if I wanted to get into Pammy's pants it would have to be me complimenting her...........

[Graham]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
I don't think you look 34 years and a day either Graham:wink: True, but personally I prefer the "distinguished" look to the "scooby".

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Graham
True, but personally I prefer the "distinguished" look to the "scooby".

Yes, but is it really a cigarette or a toothpick?!?

Pammyx

[Chicklet]

shhh it might be a flute, property of some very nice men in Larkhall, but we don't talk about such things on nice forums.:eek:

[Graham]

Originally posted by Pammy
Yes, but is it really a cigarette or a toothpick?!?Yes.

Originally posted by Chicklet
but we don't talk about such things on nice forumsGood. We won't talk about it then. Except to say that it's definitely not a flute.

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Graham
Good. We won't talk about it then. Except to say that it's definitely not a flute.

Ah, but is it an instrument?

Px:rofl: