Dreadful Scathe
25th-June-2003, 02:15 PM
As this forum has grown I feel it has become necessary to elect and install our
own form of government and subsequent laws. (Passports will be issued shortly)
To this end can I suggest a Monarchy as the system of government with the unelected
King role being filled by Gilbert - King of Smooth.
For his government i suggest
B.T.C. Bill for Prime Minister (election promise "put on your red shoes and dance the blues" to paraphrase david bowie)
fran - minister for public order (kaaswish *crack*)
heather - minister for schools (putting the e back in splling)
filthycute - minister for fashion (dress to impress)
theTramp - minister for foreign affairs (they seek him here, they seek him there)
davidb - minister for common sense (the voice of reason)
dreadful scathe - minister for no common sense (the voice of a muppet)
chicklet - minister for innuendo (its a difficult position but shes up to it)
graham - minister for charts and statistics (making life easier with diagrams)
emma - minister for art (putting colour in our lives)
peterl - minister for worrying (does all the worrying for the rest of us)
ceroc jock - minister for music (long hair not mandatory)
laws : all His Majestys Subjects must dance like theres no one watching. That'll do for now.
And no I havent forgotten Franck. Our existense relys on Franck so Franck is god. (and to think he used to be just a ceroc teacher :D - someone tell me if that counts as promotion)
sorry for all the important people Ive forgotten but I can only waste so much time ...:) Start the voting and add some more minister suggestions ;) (or don't, maybe the rest of you are busy actually doing something useful :) ). Honest, I did this during my lunch break.
own form of government and subsequent laws. (Passports will be issued shortly)
To this end can I suggest a Monarchy as the system of government with the unelected
King role being filled by Gilbert - King of Smooth.
For his government i suggest
B.T.C. Bill for Prime Minister (election promise "put on your red shoes and dance the blues" to paraphrase david bowie)
fran - minister for public order (kaaswish *crack*)
heather - minister for schools (putting the e back in splling)
filthycute - minister for fashion (dress to impress)
theTramp - minister for foreign affairs (they seek him here, they seek him there)
davidb - minister for common sense (the voice of reason)
dreadful scathe - minister for no common sense (the voice of a muppet)
chicklet - minister for innuendo (its a difficult position but shes up to it)
graham - minister for charts and statistics (making life easier with diagrams)
emma - minister for art (putting colour in our lives)
peterl - minister for worrying (does all the worrying for the rest of us)
ceroc jock - minister for music (long hair not mandatory)
laws : all His Majestys Subjects must dance like theres no one watching. That'll do for now.
And no I havent forgotten Franck. Our existense relys on Franck so Franck is god. (and to think he used to be just a ceroc teacher :D - someone tell me if that counts as promotion)
sorry for all the important people Ive forgotten but I can only waste so much time ...:) Start the voting and add some more minister suggestions ;) (or don't, maybe the rest of you are busy actually doing something useful :) ). Honest, I did this during my lunch break.