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Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 12:09 PM
Right girls,

Pole Dancing Lessons
Sundays 12 - 4 £15
Legs & Co
86 Maxwell St, Glasgow.

no experience necessary,
also learn to seduce a chair.

Boys, as not many of us have our own poles to practice with we may require stand ins.

be warned.

Who's coming????? :devil: :D

Dreadful Scathe
5th-June-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
no experience necessary,
also learn to seduce a chair.


Not many poles, but theres plenty chairs at Ceroc nights - we expect a demo next Wednesday :) Im sure CJ can find a suitable track.

azande
5th-June-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet

Boys, as not many of us have our own poles to practice with we may require stand ins.


I will happily be a pole for anyone that want to practice. Some experience already acquired.

CJ
5th-June-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet

Who's coming????? :devil: :D

Keep talking, Chickie DD, I'm very nearly...

...close...

to knowing which track I'll play on Wednesday.

Get there nice'n'early, we can have a run through @ 7.:wink:

I'm happy to be a stand in, but only if they teach you how to handle adornments...

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock

Get there nice'n'early, we can have a run through @ 7.:wink:
...

hmmm it might not be suitable for public viewing.
I might be better arranging private sessions.

Mind you wiggly Wendy and the train session maybe proves otherwise.:D

Hope you'll come along and show the amateur here how it's done Mrs L!!

CJ
5th-June-2003, 02:01 PM
Disappointed...:tears: :tears: :tears:

I thought it would take you WAY longer than that to back down.

Still, maybe you're just not the woman I thought you were:wink:

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
I thought it would take you WAY longer than that to back down.
:
excuse me:confused: what's backing down about offering private sessions??????????????After you telling me all about your van....

CJ
5th-June-2003, 02:07 PM
well there's room for a chair, a pole, one or two lightsabres and there's a damn good CD player...

anything else you need?

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
excuse me:confused: what's backing down about offering private sessions??????????????After you telling me all about your van....


Funny you should say that Chickie... he offered me his van too...

CJ - just how many girls have you offered your van to???!!!

J :wink:
(carefully skirts around the issue...)

CJ
5th-June-2003, 02:27 PM
Hey, it's a big van... what can I say?!?!?:devil:

And, technically, i didn't offer it to Chickie D... I just told her ALL about it.:wink:

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Jayne

CJ - just how many girls have you offered your van to???!!!
J :wink:
(carefully skirts around the issue...)
100 % more than have accepted it :rofl:

and I thought I was special too:tears: :tears:

and finally, don't think skirts are required on Sunday Jayne!!

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
don't think skirts are required on Sunday Jayne!!

Well, maybe initially....

J :devil:

DavidB
5th-June-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
100 % more than have accepted it That still means half of the ladies asked accepted. So who is it going to be - Jayne or Chicklet???

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by DavidB
That still means half of the ladies asked accepted. So who is it going to be - Jayne or Chicklet???

Chicklet!!

j :devil:

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DavidB
That still means half of the ladies asked accepted. So who is it going to be - Jayne or Chicklet???

nah, had better offers popping in my e-mail all day :devil: :innocent: :D :waycool: :wink:

CJ
5th-June-2003, 02:59 PM
How on earth did I manage to get myself out of a tricky situation that I am still unfathomably confused as to how the hell I got there in the first place?

In summation:

Lesson on Sunday.
J won't be requiring her skirt for very long
Public viewing on Wednesday.
Private veiwing in my van, afterwards, for all those that can make it:wink: BYOB!!

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Private veiwing in my van, afterwards, for all those that can make it:wink: BYOB!!

I don't think they teach us anything with bottles til the second class. "advanced swallow"

CJ
5th-June-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
I don't think they teach us anything with bottles til the second class. "advanced swallow"

With ears like yours, is that a lesson you need taught?:wink:

Dreadful Scathe
5th-June-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock

J won't be requiring her skirt for very long
Public viewing on Wednesday.
Private veiwing in my van, afterwards, for all those that can make it:wink: BYOB!!

Can I set up a web cam ? Theres more than 450 forum members and we cant ALL fit in your van ?*








*no clothes and lots of baby oil would probably help fit in a few more though :)

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 03:27 PM
I don't think I like where this is going....

mmmm heard that before....

J :wink:

Aleks
5th-June-2003, 03:31 PM
Can I join in the fun?
Own portable pole and willing to share......

CJ
5th-June-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Theres more than 450 forum members and we cant ALL fit in your van ?*


You dissing my van, as well, now?:tears:

Where exactly is it going, J?

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
You dissing my van, as well, now?:tears:

Where exactly is it going, J?

the gutter, methinks...

must go work...

J :nice:

Chicklet
5th-June-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Jayne
the gutter, methinks..

J :nice:

so long as we keep looking up at the stars we should be OK.:D

Jayne
5th-June-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
so long as we keep looking up at the stars we should be OK.:D

Oscar Wilde...

one point to Jayne..

:nice:

Bill
6th-June-2003, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Chicklet
I don't think they teach us anything with bottles til the second class. "advanced swallow" Ohhhhh...................so close to replying to this but thought better of it :D :innocent: :yum:

But I'll have my web cam ready as well!!!!!!!!!! Now where did I put my pole ????????

Grant
6th-June-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Bill
Now where did I put my pole ????????
Bill,
You will be getting more cheap shots about your age if you keep having these 'senior' moments.:wink: :D

Grant

Jayne
6th-June-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Bill
Now where did I put my pole ????????

Are you usually that careless with your pole, Bill?
J :wink:

Chicklet
6th-June-2003, 12:00 PM
for all we know he probably knows exactly where it is but is developing a cunning plan to have lots of girls go round and "help look for it" in dark er, corners:eek:




sorry Fran, jesting.:D

william_ceroc
6th-June-2003, 05:22 PM
Get a Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

azande
6th-June-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by william_ceroc
Get a Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, What a profound and interesting contribution!

Twinkle Toes
6th-June-2003, 07:47 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by william_ceroc
Get a Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will .............................. CHILL :waycool:

Don't tell me you've been dumped again :rolleyes:

TT x

CJ
6th-June-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by azande
WOW, What a profound and interesting contribution!

Don't knock it... that was hir fourteenth attempt. (U should have seent he other ones!!):D :D :D

For anyone interseted, Jenners are doing lives in the sale, so anyone needing one will find them just next to the Big Brother merchandise section.:wink:

Bill
8th-June-2003, 02:19 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chicklet
[B]for all we know he probably knows exactly where it is but is developing a cunning plan to have lots of girls go round and "help look for it" in dark er, corners:eek:




Damn............ I didn't think it was that obvious :D :sick:

John S
9th-June-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Chicklet
for all we know he probably knows exactly where it is but is developing a cunning plan to have lots of girls go round and "help look for it" in dark er, corners:eek:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bill
Damn............ I didn't think it was that obvious :D :sick:

Maybe it's not, Bill, and that's why the girls have to help look for it.
:sorry

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by william_ceroc
Get a Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PB, as thread starter and last post before you, afraid I'm (hopefully wrongly) taking this personally.

This is Chit Chat, it's not (real) life.
That's the point.

If this were real life we would be discussing how best to iron fitted sheets.

So relax and try and enjoy it for what it is eh?

C

Dreadful Scathe
9th-June-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Chicklet
discussing how best to iron fitted sheets.


Dont you take them off the bed first ?

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Dont you take them off the bed first ?

Ah, the German method, had forgotten that one.:waycool:

Bill
9th-June-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Dont you take them off the bed first ?


not at all..........much easier when they are stretched out....just need an iron with a long flex ! Have to be careful not to leave scorch marks on the mattress though :rolleyes:

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Bill
Have to be careful not to leave scorch marks on the mattress though :rolleyes:
Far better ways to do that than with an iron surely??:innocent:

CJ
9th-June-2003, 02:54 PM
you'll be pulling out classics about burning rubber next!!:D

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 03:29 PM
" If we give you long enough"

how long have you got to give then?

CJ
9th-June-2003, 03:38 PM
how long would you like? Cos I can do loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!!
:wink:

Dreadful Scathe
9th-June-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
" If we give you long enough"

how long have you got to give then?

tsk - typical accountant - always wanting more. :)

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
tsk - typical accountant - always wanting more. :)

nah, was just auditing actually!!!
the stakeholders need to know what's under the windowdressing :D

Dreadful Scathe
9th-June-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
how long would you like? Cos I can do loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!!
:wink:


Originally heard in Full Metal jacket

Me love you long time. Chicky Chicky. 2 dollar fiftyand cream egg! Me so jivey. Me love dancing with you long time

Dreadful Scathe
9th-June-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
stakeholders need to know

Sorry , vampire slayer comments please report to the other thread. thankyou.

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 03:45 PM
:rofl:

could have sworn it was a leather jacket but!!!

CJ
9th-June-2003, 04:09 PM
U keeping quiet about your class, girl??

How'd it go? Did you keep your skirt longer than Jayne?:really:

Chicklet
9th-June-2003, 04:27 PM
unfortunately didn't make it, had to see a man (boy actually) about a motor and it was after 1 by the time he agreed that I was right all along and did what I wanted.

Off to Italy this weekend and next wekend so it'll happen but don't hold your breath.....

Grant
9th-June-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet

Off to Italy this weekend and next wekend so it'll happen but don't hold your breath.....
Italy...it's soooo overrated:wink:
green, green, green ... how green are my eyes?
Have a great time. :D
:cheers:
Grant

Jayne
9th-June-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
U keeping quiet about your class, girl??

How'd it go? Did you keep your skirt longer than Jayne?:really:

:grin:

:wink:

J

Dance Demon
9th-June-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
it was after 1 by the time he agreed that I was right all along and did what I wanted.



So.....he took his hands off yer ears then:wink: :D :rofl:

Twinkle Toes
10th-June-2003, 01:00 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dance Demon
So.....he took his hands off yer ears then:wink: :D :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TT x

Peter
5th-May-2004, 12:50 PM
Has anyone heard any feedback yet?

Chicklet
5th-May-2004, 01:00 PM
Hello Peter, have we met?

Imagine my suprise when I clicked on just a moment ago to catch up with forum world and found this old thing popped up!!

Feedback...hmmm...the car's running nicely, and Italy was bella:wink: but other than that have only a couple of lap dances (OK one was more of a long sit and a gorgeous big sexy hug really) in Blackpool to report.

I confess I have never made it to a poll dancing class, but there are plenty of new folks around since the thread was started so maybe one of them might have an experience or two to share?

C:D

Dance Demon
5th-May-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Chicklet
Imagine my suprise when I clicked on and found this old thing popped up!!

C:D

I think it was the cartwheel that caused it....:wink: :rofl:

under par
5th-May-2004, 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by Chicklet
Imagine my suprise when I clicked on and found this old thing popped up!!



Isn't this what pole/lap dancing is trying to achieve!!!:blush: :wink: