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Tinkerbell
19th-October-2006, 03:44 PM
Okay so here's the deal. You look it over and see how many of these things
you have done. BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are worth.

***** DON'T CHEAT!****
>*
>*Smoked Hash --£10
>*Smoked Crack--£55
>*Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --£20
>*Went skinny dipping --£5
>*Had sex in a pool --£20
>*Kissed someone of the same sex --£10
>*Had sex with someone of the same sex --£20
>*Cheated on your g/f or b/f --£10
>*Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend --£20
>*Done oral --£5
>*Got oral --£5
>*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --£25
>*Prank called the cops --£5
>*Stole something --£10
>*Stole something worth more than a hundred pounds --£20
>*Had sex with someone 10 years older --£20
>*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --£25
>*Cried yourself to sleep --£5
>*Cried during sex --£20
>*Been in love --£25
>*Been in love with two people or more at the same time --£50
>*Said you love someone but didn't mean it --£25
>*Went streaking-- £5
>*Went streaking in broad daylight --£15
>*Been arrested --£5
>*Spent time in jail --£15
>*Peed in the pool --£0.50
>*Played spin the bottle --£5
>*Did something you regret --£20
>*Had a crush on your best friend --£5
>*Had sex with your best friend --£20
>*Had a crush on someone at work --£5
>*Had sex with someone you work with --£25
>*Lied to your mate --£5
>*Lied to your mate about the sex being good --£25

DON'T FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR TOTAL AMOUNT!

IF EVERYONE IS HONEST - THERE SHOULD BE £0.50 TACKED ON TO EVERYBODY'S TOTAL!!!!
(unless you are me of course, who has never pee'd in a pool :innocent: )

SnowWhite
19th-October-2006, 03:48 PM
Hang on.... :goes to get calculator:

Trousers
19th-October-2006, 03:53 PM
260.5

and that wasn't smoking dope 26 times before peeing in the pool!

Donna
19th-October-2006, 03:59 PM
£95! :eek: You're not having the 50p, because I've never peed in the pool! :na: I've done it in the sea, but that's because the toilet was too far away from the beach. :innocent: Oh come on! Who hasn't peed in the sea before?! (does this count? :rofl:)

azande
19th-October-2006, 04:00 PM
380.5

mick s
19th-October-2006, 04:04 PM
can I multiply the amount for each tme or only once for each.

Gav
19th-October-2006, 04:05 PM
£350.50 out of about £555.50

How boring is that? I'm gonna have to work harder.

Aleks
19th-October-2006, 04:08 PM
£360.50, though I only counted each item once and some I've done many many times.

Tinkerbell
19th-October-2006, 04:10 PM
can I multiply the amount for each tme or only once for each.

Ermm, just once - I'm sure you would lose count with some of them!

Dizzy
19th-October-2006, 04:20 PM
A mere 305.50

See, I am an angel after all!! :innocent: :whistle:

Daisy Fox
19th-October-2006, 04:22 PM
£290.50. Oh dear - must try harder. Still a few years to go to up the total. Will put it on my list of things to do. :nice:

Twirly
19th-October-2006, 04:25 PM
£290. Not bothered about any of the things I haven't done on the list, so quite happy to stay there!

Sparkles
19th-October-2006, 04:40 PM
£165.50

though I only counted each item once and some I've done many times.

... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:

Twirly
19th-October-2006, 04:42 PM
£145.50


... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:

But maybe it's just youth meaning you haven't had time to pack that much in yet! Give it another 20 years... :wink:

mick s
19th-October-2006, 04:56 PM
£320.50 but never peed in my own pool.

Blueshoes
19th-October-2006, 05:05 PM
£165.50
... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:

Comparing this to post #14, where did the extra 20 quid come from? :really:

Alice
19th-October-2006, 05:14 PM
£165.50


... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:
£145

I'm innocenter than you:innocent: :innocent:

Gav
19th-October-2006, 05:18 PM
Comparing this to post #14, where did the extra 20 quid come from? :really:

a quickie? :wink:

Blueshoes
19th-October-2006, 05:18 PM
£190

Any females out there want to get together and increase both our scores? ;)

Twirly
19th-October-2006, 05:28 PM
£165.50


... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:


Comparing this to post #14, where did the extra 20 quid come from? :really:


So within 25 minutes Sparkles did one of the following (all worth £20) - but which one?


Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before
Had sex in a pool
Had sex with someone of the same sex
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend
Stole something worth more than a hundred pounds
Had sex with someone 10 years older
Cried during sex
Did something you regret
Had sex with your best friend

So which one was it Sparkles?! :rofl:

Alice
19th-October-2006, 05:32 PM
So within 25 minutes Sparkles did one of the following (all worth £20) - but which one?



So which one was it Sparkles?! :rofl:
:eek:
She's been a busy girl, either way:whistle:

:rofl:

Tinkerbell
19th-October-2006, 05:35 PM
£190

Any females out there want to get together and increase both our scores? ;)

Take off all your clothes, go to the nearest shop, steal something worth more than £100, make sure you get caught and get the jail and that should increase your score to £245.00 :rofl:

Let us know how you get on, I'm sure they have internet access in jails these days :wink:

You need to hurry though or you will lose £10 if you don't do it in daylight!!

drathzel
19th-October-2006, 05:40 PM
though I only counted each item once and some I've done many many times.

:yeah: £335.50

Sparkles
19th-October-2006, 06:03 PM
So which one was it Sparkles?! :rofl:

The first person to guess correctly by PM gets rep :rofl:

WittyBird
19th-October-2006, 06:12 PM
£400 is my total :D I'm an :innocent:

Aleks
19th-October-2006, 06:13 PM
£165.50


... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:


More likely for those of you with scores of less than 250 is that there are many other things that could be added to the list that would bump up your score....it just happened that quite a few of my 'deviancies' were already there!

jivecat
19th-October-2006, 06:38 PM
£190. Boring as hell. Maybe I'd better smoke some crack and go out TWOCing tonight just so I can feel like I've lived.

BTW, should I be able to remember if I've had sex in a pool?

Blueshoes
19th-October-2006, 06:38 PM
Take off all your clothes, go to the nearest shop, steal something worth more than £100, make sure you get caught and get the jail and that should increase your score to £245.00 :rofl:


Wouldn't increase by that much, I've already done at least one of those... :blush:

Trousers
19th-October-2006, 06:51 PM
£190. Boring as hell. Maybe I'd better smoke some crack and go out TWOCing tonight just so I can feel like I've lived.

BTW, should I be able to remember if I've had sex in a pool?

Not if it was the night you got so pissed you couldn't remember it the next day hun!

Just add it in!

:whistle:

Trousers
19th-October-2006, 06:52 PM
£190. Boring as hell. Maybe I'd better smoke some crack and go out TWOCing tonight just so I can feel like I've lived.

BTW, should I be able to remember if I've had sex in a pool?

it may even have been a girl too!

add 'em in!! :wink:

Trousers
19th-October-2006, 06:54 PM
a few of my 'deviancies' were already there!

This is the only time ever i wished that there had been a poll with the visibilty on!

I'm just gonna go sit in a corner and let my mind boggle happily!

:respect:

TheTramp
19th-October-2006, 07:58 PM
£165.50


... now will people believe me when I say I'm sweet and innocent?! :innocent:

£160!

Now will YOU believe me when I say that I'm sweet and innocent?? :innocent:

TheTramp
19th-October-2006, 07:59 PM
Incidentally, I don't see a score by Tinkerbell...... :devil:

fletch
19th-October-2006, 08:11 PM
£400 is my total :D I'm an :innocent:


:clap: :clap: :clap:

I was hanging back on this one due to my score :blush:

£385.50 i'm more :innocent: than you :na:


:whistle: :wink:


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Georgious dancer
19th-October-2006, 09:50 PM
£45.50:blush:

Gav
19th-October-2006, 09:55 PM
£45.50:blush:

Got a family member or work colleague on the forum by any chance? :whistle:

Blueshoes
19th-October-2006, 11:04 PM
£45.50:blush:

It's hard to see where the decimal place is with that colour scheme....... :whistle:

Gentabout
19th-October-2006, 11:37 PM
£350.

Never peed in the pool.

Gent

Gav
19th-October-2006, 11:40 PM
£350.

Never peed in the pool.

Gent

My mum told me they put a dye in the water that turns bright red if you p1ss in it.
Well, how could u not try it out after being told that? :D

Frankie_4711
20th-October-2006, 08:01 AM
£270

Oh, OK ... £270.50 ... but I was young at the time!

Tinkerbell
20th-October-2006, 08:18 AM
Incidentally, I don't see a score by Tinkerbell...... :devil:

I'm no wild child - only £270 :innocent:

cms
20th-October-2006, 11:10 AM
£230.50 :innocent:

iv a looong way to go to catch some of you lot!!!!

C x

Little Monkey
20th-October-2006, 11:14 AM
£175 :what:

CJ
20th-October-2006, 11:36 AM
£445.50
:D

That can't be right?!?
Grand total minus £110.
Is that right?!?:eek:

(have assumed eating hash doesn't count:rofl: )

Sheepman
20th-October-2006, 11:45 AM
£210 (I'm assuming a kiss on the cheek doesn't count for
>*Kissed someone of the same sex --£10 )

Mostlysane
20th-October-2006, 11:53 AM
£360.50 At leat i'm not the worst. :)

Mostlysane
20th-October-2006, 11:58 AM
My mum told me they put a dye in the water that turns bright red if you p1ss in it.
Well, how could u not try it out after being told that? :D

I worked as a life guard at a pool in oxford many years ago. They tried that at one of the other pools in the area. they had to drain the pool and refill it after 3 weeks. the water had gone permanently pink. :)

Lou
20th-October-2006, 12:41 PM
I worked as a life guard at a pool in oxford many years ago. They tried that at one of the other pools in the area. they had to drain the pool and refill it after 3 weeks. the water had gone permanently pink. :)
A friend of a friend told you that, did they? (http://www.snopes.com/science/poolpiss.htm) :whistle:

Isis
20th-October-2006, 06:30 PM
£220.50

I'm badder than I thought!

jacksondonut
20th-October-2006, 07:22 PM
:eek: .........£150.00...!!

does that mean I am a relatively good girl then...:whistle: :wink:

:rofl: :rofl:

Beowulf
20th-October-2006, 08:40 PM
Not as pure as I look...

£190.50 :whistle:

Tazmanian Devil
20th-October-2006, 08:53 PM
£265.50 :eek: but but but but I am innocent honest :innocent:

Gav
20th-October-2006, 09:01 PM
£265.50 :eek: but but but but I am innocent honest :innocent:

ahem b0ll0x cough :devil:

pmjd
20th-October-2006, 10:39 PM
£225.50


£265.50 :eek: but but but but I am innocent honest :innocent:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
If your innocent then I must be due to be made a saint


ahem b0ll0x cough :devil:
:whistle: No comment

Claire S
20th-October-2006, 10:52 PM
£335.50 :eek:

Tazmanian Devil
20th-October-2006, 10:57 PM
ahem b0ll0x cough :devil:

£225.50


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
If your innocent then I must be due to be made a saint


:whistle: No comment
Hey :sad:

£335.50 :eek:

See Claire is worse than me :devil: :hug:

Rhythm King
21st-October-2006, 12:12 AM
Hmm, £295.50 :blush:

moonlight
21st-October-2006, 09:04 AM
:blush: £410.50.... Not a great start for my first post.... lol. nice to feel like a virgin again :whistle:

janey
21st-October-2006, 11:15 AM
360 :blush: Oh dear...

whitetiger1518
23rd-October-2006, 03:53 PM
£30.50 - it is the £30 that hurts though :( ;)

Oh and no I'm not telling what it was , cant anyway - off away home ;)

Whitetiger

Donna
23rd-October-2006, 04:42 PM
I worked as a life guard at a pool in oxford many years ago. They tried that at one of the other pools in the area. they had to drain the pool and refill it after 3 weeks. the water had gone permanently pink. :)

That's it - I ain't EVER going swimming again! :sick:

Nessiemonster
23rd-October-2006, 06:30 PM
£165 :innocent: :whistle:

Night Owl
23rd-October-2006, 11:57 PM
180


didn`t go in pools so to speak as didn`t swim when younger