Trouble
17th-October-2006, 08:30 PM
There are some Facts in here that could have an answer but im buggered if i can think of any....what about you.....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak? :D
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? :rolleyes:
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him? :yum:
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? :D
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? :confused:
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? :(
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over? :grin:
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat? :yum:
oh and most importantly
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :whistle: :whistle:
:hug: :kiss:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak? :D
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? :rolleyes:
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him? :yum:
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? :D
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? :confused:
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? :(
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over? :grin:
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat? :yum:
oh and most importantly
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :whistle: :whistle:
:hug: :kiss: